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At the Ace of Spades weekly book thread, Perfesser Squirrel reports on going to a library book sale.

And buying 12 books.

Last time I went to a library book sale, I got 26 books, an audio book, four or five magazines, a stack of videos, and a stack of records.

Next Saturday, I’m going to the Clever branch of the Christian County Library for its annual book sale. If I only come away with 12 books, it probably means there were only twelve books left. I mean, it will be $3 bag day. Last year, I got 36 books into two bags. My first job as a grocery bagger continues to save me money.

But Perfessor Squirrel, who claims to work at a university, is a rookie. One does not get to the next level of book ownership at 12 a week.

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Book Report: Black Angel by Lawrence Conaway (2025)

Book coverLike Rated R, I saw this new book mentioned on the Internet–in this case Glorious Trash, and I ordered it based on the PWoC and the promise of a modern men’s adventure paperback.

Boy howdy, this is even more lurid than Rated R or even a The Gunsmith book. It starts out in the present, where the titular (that means from the title, gentle reader) character has spent four years training to seek revenge on those who raped her and a friend, prostitutes in a high-end Manhattan cat house, and killed the friend–and would have killed her, too, if a protector had not emerged to save her. In this present day, she finds one of the men, a pimp who has moved up in the world, and has graphic sex with him before dispatching him.

Then we get a flashback of her life before, including how good of a prostitute she was because she’s beautiful and really, really likes sex (the author continues to point out). The rape scene is pretty graphic, too, but after that we settle down for the most part and cover how the man who saved her takes her under his wing, and he’s a Vietnam veteran with a set of special skills which he passes on to her. Then she gets down to the business of tracking down the other five men who killed her madame and her friend and ended her idyllic life. We get flashbacks of her training over the last four years, and then we find out the reasons the protector found her that night, and then we get a friendly cop, explicit sex with the friendly cop with the intensity and frequency which is probably physically impossible outside feverish books, and then the Black Angel and the friendly cop uncover a plot involving dirty cops, politicians, and a rising crime figure. All of whom are dispatched, and finis!

The front has a copyright date of 1975 and 2025, but I think it’s really a new book that’s trying to catch the blaxploitation and men’s adventure vibes of the era. My suspicion is triggered by three things:

  1. The book is 292 pages long, which is long by the standards of the era.
  2. The book really, really likes to throw around racial epithets in a fashion that I’ve not seen in books of the era, either. You get a couple to indicate that a character is bad, but in this book, well, all the bad guys use them all the time. Maybe I’ve only read the highest quality, most pure paperback pulp of the era. But it seems a little much, as though someone is being a little naughty under the cover of “it’s from the 1970s.”
  3. The book seems to have some confusion as to the difference between the North Vietnamese Army (NVA) and the Viet Cong (VC) in places where it talks about the protector and the friendly cop, who knew each other in a prison camp.

So I think this book, and the other books by the imprint, are probably new books set to have the feel of the most excessive of the 1970s men’s adventure books.

At any rate, it’s a decent enough plot and story hidden amongst the florid coupling.

But I’m not likely to order others in the line.

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That’s a Bold Strategy, Cotton

Teachers’ union warns of violence from relocating St. Louis schools hit by tornado:

Violence could erupt this fall when students from tornado-damaged schools move into rival buildings, a union leader warned St. Louis Public Schools.

Students in middle and high schools can be territorial and “are willing to defend violently if necessary that claimed territory from students outside their respective neighborhoods,” said Ray Cummings, president of the American Federation of Teachers Local 420 in a letter Thursday to Superintendent Millicent Borishade and the St. Louis Board of Education.

I presume it’s a plea for funding and/or stay-at-home schooling.

But saying that the students are ungovernable delinquents, true or not, is a bad look.

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Reclaiming the Comics for Another Generation

I mentioned ten years ago that I was thinking about letting my then young sons read a box of banged-up comic books that came from my youth.

I mean, I had some comics from my youth that were in pretty good shape which I bagged up and put into long, then short boxes. But I also had some that were banged up, were missing covers, or were sold to me after being remaindered–the price and issue number removed and returned to the publisher for refund, but the then unsaleable books packaged into poly bags and sold in bunches for the cost conscious ten year old comic consumer. Some of the comics were old Harvey comics which came from my mother’s youth, when her aunt had a box of comics for my aunts to read when they came to visit.

Not long after that post, I did end up letting them have access to those comics, and some time thereafter, they disappeared into the bedroom that they shared at the time.

This week, my youngest was supposed to be cleaning his room, but he ended up in his brother’s room and reclaimed the comics in a different box and returned them to me.

In the intervening decade, some comics have been added from things I’ve bought them, and some have been destroyed by children’s negligence.

But I’ve sorted through them. I’ve got a stack of books which have intact covers which, even though they’re very low grade, I might bag and put into the short boxes and add to the comic book spreadsheet. I’ve got a larger stack of comic books which are missing their covers but look to be narratively intact which I am thinking I will put into a bin for my grandchildren when (if) I have some and they’re old enough. And I’ve got a… well, pile of bits and pieces of comic books which I thought I would recycle, but heaven forfend! Of course, I cannot get rid of anything, so I’ve saved it for découpage projects I never get around to.

But, of course, I have to read the books in stacks one and two again myself first.

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Movie Report: Predator (1987) and Predator (1990)

Book coverI think I’ve been seeing a lot of talk on the Internet about the movie recently, but it might have only been the post on the Librarian of Celaeno’s substack last October which prompted me to watch the film right away (for Nogglestead variations of immediacy) after having bought the first two films last August (before LoC’s post, actually). I was kind of hoping to watch it on a movie night with my boys, as the first film’s cultural references still echo today, but maybe that’s amongst us Uncs and not among the actual kids. Oh, but no: As it stands, they both have jobs now, and at the same fast food restaurant, so they often work on alternating nights. And when I proffered the opportunity to watch the film to my oldest, he demurred as he generally does these days–I guess forty-year-old two-hour-long action movies are a little slow compared to the scrolling of the modern Internet. So I’ll be watching films alone mostly from here on out, and here on out began a while ago.

I won’t bore you with too much about Predator: It’s almost archetypal for an action flick of the era, with big unapologetic Americans fighting South or Central American bad guys until they discover they’re fighting something else: an alien that hunts men. You know, “The Most Dangerous Game” but with that twist. It’s a solid piece from its time, and it holds up well, although I cannot tell you what (My) Kids These Days would think of it since they did not partake (the older said he has been frightened by seeing the chest bursting scene when he viewed it on some other kid’s device at the dojo when he was much younger, and I had to point out that Xenomorphs from Alien are different from the Predators, although their paths have crossed cinematically from time to time).

I’d seen that film a time or two in the past. But apart from a scene towards the end that I caught on cable at some point or another, I had never seen Predator 2, but I had seen commentary on it that it was not as good as the first. But it’s a little like comparing Alien to Aliens. The moviemakers and writers took the story in a different direction instead of trying to do Die Hard, but in an airport! On a boat! On a bus! with it.

Predator 2 is set seven years in the future–the film came out in 1990, but it is set in 1997–and downtown Los Angeles is sweltering under a heat wave and it’s a battleground between the Colombians and the Jamaican posses (Jamaican posses as baddies were very big in 1990, recent evidence suggests). When Danny Glover, playing a detective named Harrigan in the police department, and his team pursue some gang-bangers into their drug house, they find the heavily armed men have been killed by someone…or something… else. And Glover’s detective is reprimanded for not following orders. A team of Feds, led by Gary Busey, is investigating the killings with their own agenda. Basically, they know it’s an alien with advanced technology they want for the US Government. Harrigan and his team investigate, trail Busey’s team, and Bill Paxton gets killed by a Predator, completing his trifecta. It leads to a confrontation between the Predator, Busey’s team, and Harrigan in a slaughterhouse (which I’d scene part of some years ago). Then it’s Harrigan and the Predator in a chase scene, hand-to-hand combat on a large Predator ship, and…. finis? No, of course not.

Basically, a couple minutes in, I wondered if this was an off-label Lethal Weapon movie. Not only does Danny Glover play a cop just a couple of “I’m getting too old for this shit”s short of Roger Murtaugh, but Steve Kahan, who played Lieutenant Murphy, appears as a uniformed police officer early in the movie, and of course, Gary Busey played Mr. Joshua in the first Lethal Weapon. So part of the game within the game was watching for others like maybe Mary Ellen Trainor. But no such luck.

As I mentioned, the film is part of its time in having Jamaican Posses as the new urban gang antagonist.

And it was reminiscient of Highlander 2 in a sequel to a film set in the 1980s is set into a darker future which did not come to pass; 1997 (Predator 2) and 2024 (Highlander 2) have come and gone without being as bleak as predicted. Maybe that would be lesson to learn about the future from now about which we sometimes feel bleak.

At any rate, I don’t think Predator 2 was bad. It just wasn’t the first, and that would have been hard to top.

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Good Media Hunting, June 19, 2025: The Lutherans for Life Rummage Sale

Yesterday, my boys and I made a trip to Trinity Lutheran Church for the Lutherans for Life Mongo Rummage Sale fundraiser. It was pretty crowded at noon on a Thursday, but I managed to find a couple of things:

I got four records:

  • Great Lutheran Hymns
  • Cheat the Night by Deborah Allen (PWoC)
  • Rose Colored Glasses by John Conlee. I thought it might be jazz or pop, but then I read the artist name. Discogs calls it Pop Rock, but Conlee is mostly known for country.
  • Golden Sweethearts by the Lennon Sisters.

I got four books:

  • Rowdy Joe Lowe: Gambler with a Gun by Joseph G. Rosa and Waldo E. Koop. Given it was one of the first books I saw, it looked like it was going to be a heavy day, but no.
  • Hidden Figures by Margot Lee Shetterly. The movie-tie in.
  • Criminal Minds which looks to be a new book akin to a Writer’s Digest publications book.
  • The Microsoft Manual of Style. I remember seeing this in my young technical writer days, but I didn’t have my own copy. This is a 2012 edition, so relatively recent (if you look at the copyright dates on the physical tech books I have).

And I got a pile of movies since I’ve watched like four in the last month:

  • Bull Durham and Fever Pitch in a two-film set.
  • Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
  • Rudy. I just saw him speak, as I mentioned.
  • Chain Reaction. I saw this in the theater and don’t remember much about it except it’s early in Keanu Reeves’ action film career.
  • Inner Space, the 1980s Amazing Journey as comedy with Martin Short, Dennis Quaid, and Meg Ryan.
  • Doctor Zhivago on a two videocassette set. So it’s likely pretty good quality.
  • Forever Young with Mel Gibson. Never seen it. Presume it’s not a Highlander knockoff, but I might wish it was after watching it.
  • :49 by Bill Cosby, presumably a comedy special, although I’ve never heard of it.
  • Night at the Museum. Do I already have it? I cannot remember and will likely not re-discover it for some time yet if I do.
  • I’m Telling You For The Last Time, a Jerry Seinfeld standup special live on Broadway.
  • Zombieland. Not generally into zombie movies, but apparently this modern spin on it gets good comment on the Internet.
  • I Will Fight No More Forever and Dogwatch, two Sam Elliot films in a single set. Because Sam Elliot, you know.
  • The Big Cat; the cover says it is an Excellent Outdoor Adventure Movie. Apparently, the cat is a lion.
  • Barber Shop, the black comedy.
  • U.S. Marshals, the sequel to The Fugitive. I saw this in the theaters but not since.
  • War of the Worlds, the Tom Cruise version. Supposed to be a big deal when it came out but then met with less success than they hoped. No success if success is measured in whether I’ve seen it. But likely to succeed in that fashion sometime now.
  • Crossfire Trail, Last Stand at Saber River, and Monte Walsh, a Tom Selleck box set. I already have Last Stand at Saber River, but I will watch it again now. Probably sooner rather than later.
  • The Andy Griffith Show, 8 episodes on 2 DVDs. It will be easier to get through than a full season of something.
  • Bonanza, again 8 episodes on 2 DVDs. The smaller collections of television shows are probably the way to go for me since I tend to peter out on longer collections such as full seasons or complete runs if they’re longer than a season.

All told, it would have been $25 but I gave them $40 to support their ministry.

And with that, I have almost completely filled the top of the video cabinet, which means I am running out of room for unviewed videos, not to mention viewed videos. And books. And records.

Perhaps I should give it a little rest. But the Friends of the Christian County Library Sale in Clever is in a little over a week, and it will be bag day….

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Still Not a Twilight Zone Super Fan After All

A couple of years ago, I saw a meme with Rod Serling and recognized which Twilight Zone episode it came from:

That’s from “Five Characters In Search Of An Exit” which I saw on The Twilight Zone Volume 21.

I saw this meme at Wirecutter’s:

I thought it might be from “The Grave” which I saw on The Twilight Zone Volume 6 in 2023.

But research indicates that it’s actually from “The Shelter”.

Which is odd: As I mentioned when I read The Twilight Zone Encyclopedia in 2018, “The Shelter” is one of the episodes I remember from my youth. But I haven’t seen it in 40 or so years, so I guess I can be forgiven for not remembering the opening narration visuals.

As I have been pawing through the video cabinet, I have discovered I have another of the “Volume #” single DVDs and probably have not finished season one that I have as a set. I should probably do so since I find The Twilight Zone to be very inspirational as far as speculative fiction goes. Watching it (or reading about it) triggers some creativity in me and gives me ideas.

Also, just so you know, gentle reader, the number of times I’ve spelled twilight correctly the first time in writing this post (look at how often it appears above) is two. All other times I’ve typed twighlight first. Make of that what you might.

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Book Report: Monarch of Deadman Bay by Roger A. Caras (1969)

Book coverI guess after reading a couple volumes of Thoreau, I was in the mood for some additional nature-themed reading. And I prepared for just that occasion seventeen years ago when I bought this book at the book sale at the Jewish Community Center in St. Louis.

So this is a late 1960s naturalist, well, novel I guess. It talks about the life of a Kodiak bear from its birth to its death on Kodiak Island in Alaska some years later after it has grown to legendary size and is sought by hunters. It talks about the biology of the island, its history, and goes into detail but narratively unlike the Thoreau catalogs. It’s got a materialist, circle-of-life vibe to it but it presents Nature as red in tooth and claw (literally) in a nonjudgmental fashion. It does tut-tut hunters who come to the island to kill the big bears (and a couple get what’s coming to them courtesy of Monarch). And although it does say not to anthopomorphize animals, it does with Nature herself.

Written in the 21st century, the book would have been unreadable likely with the Message, but it’s not a bad read as it is.

The Bass Pro Shops headquarters here in Springfield has a stuffed Kodiak bear that is a bit of a photo op for visitors. I wondered if this was, indeed, Monarch of Deadman Bay, but it turns out he was not taken by a hunter (scientists tranquilize him to test him and tag him, and a rival bear attacks while he’s incapacitated–the ultimate irony that do-gooders did him in instead of hunters). I had thought of having my picture taken with it and this book, but, c’mon, man, you’re not here to see pictures of me. You’re here to see pictures of random actresses, not me. So no fun in that.

I guess Caras was a known animal/naturalist journalist with many television appearances (including being a regular host of the Westminster dog show) and has a pile of books to his credit, and some look to be in this line. If I see them, I will pick them up. Let that be my recommendation to you then.

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So What Did 20-Year-Old Brian Highlight in Walden?

I mentioned, gentle reader, that I picked up my college copy of Walden and Other Writings because I had just re-read Walden in an omnibus edition of The Maine Woods / Walden / Cape Cod and figured I would polish off the other shorter works in this volume, namely A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers, “Civil Disobedience”, and some ephemera.

One thing I did notice when I turned past Walden in this volume is that I did a little “dialoging with the text.” In college, at least in the English classes, they recommend that you highlight things you find meaningful, relevant, or think will be useful for the final and to scrawl your notes in the margins. I didn’t really get into it that much–even then it seemed like it was defacing the book and selfish to boot. Some books that I get secondhand that have been used in college classes have so much highlighting and scrawl as to be nigh unreadable (which is probably an indicator that I should flip through the pages of classical literature and philosophy that I find at book sales much like I check record and video covers to make sure that they contain what they say).

At any rate, in case you’re wondering, as I was, what all I highlighted as I read it, here we go:

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high.

True, there are architects so called in this country, and I have heard of one at least possessed with the idea of making architectural ornaments have a core of truth, a necessity, and hence a beauty, as if it were a revelation to him. All very well perhaps from his point of view, but only a little better than the common dilettantism. A sentimental reformer in architecture, he began at the cornice, not at the foundation. It was only how to put a core of truth within the ornaments, that every sugar plum in fact might have an almond or caraway seed in it,—though I hold that almonds are most wholesome without the sugar,—and not how the inhabitant, the indweller, might build truly within and without, and let the ornaments take care of themselves. What reasonable man ever supposed that ornaments were something outward and in the skin merely,—that the tortoise got his spotted shell, or the shellfish its mother-o’-pearl tints, by such a contract as the inhabitants of Broadway their Trinity Church? But a man has no more to do with the style of architecture of his house than a tortoise with that of its shell: nor need the soldier be so idle as to try to paint the precise color of his virtue on his standard. The enemy will find it out. He may turn pale when the trial comes. This man seemed to me to lean over the cornice, and timidly whisper his half truth to the rude occupants who really knew it better than he. What of architectural beauty I now see, I know has gradually grown from within outward, out of the necessities and character of the indweller, who is the only builder,—out of some unconscious truthfulness, and nobleness, without ever a thought for the appearance and whatever additional beauty of this kind is destined to be produced will be preceded by a like unconscious beauty of life. The most interesting dwellings in this country, as the painter knows, are the most unpretending, humble log huts and cottages of the poor commonly; it is the life of the inhabitants whose shells they are, and not any peculiarity in their surfaces merely, which makes them picturesque; and equally interesting will be the citizen’s suburban box, when his life shall be as simple and as agreeable to the imagination, and there is as little straining after effect in the style of his dwelling. A great proportion of architectural ornaments are literally hollow, and a September gale would strip them off, like borrowed plumes, without injury to the substantials. They can do without architecture who have no olives nor wines in the cellar. What if an equal ado were made about the ornaments of style in literature, and the architects of our bibles spent as much time about their cornices as the architects of our churches do? So are made the belles-lettres and the beaux-arts and their professors. Much it concerns a man, forsooth, how a few sticks are slanted over him or under him, and what colors are daubed upon his box. It would signify somewhat, if, in any earnest sense, he slanted them and daubed it; but the spirit having departed out of the tenant, it is of a piece with constructing his own coffin,—the architecture of the grave, and “carpenter” is but another name for “coffin-maker.” One man says, in his despair or indifference to life, take up a handful of the earth at your feet, and paint your house that color. Is he thinking of his last and narrow house? Toss up a copper for it as well. What an abundance of leisure he must have! Why do you take up a handful of dirt? Better paint your house your own complexion; let it turn pale or blush for you. An enterprise to improve the style of cottage architecture! When you have got my ornaments ready I will wear them.

(Compare with Roark in The Fountainhead)

…but I would have each one be very careful to find out and pursue his own way, and not his father’s or his mother’s or his neighbor’s instead.

A man is not a good man to me because he will feed me if I should be starving, or warm me if I should be freezing, or pull me out of a ditch if I should ever fall into one. I can find you a Newfoundland dog that will do as much.

What is a course of history, or philosophy, or poetry, no matter how well selected, or the best society, or the most admirable routine of life, compared with the discipline of looking always at what is to be seen? Will you be a reader, a student merely, or a seer? Read your fate, see what is before you, and walk on into futurity.

(Emerson?)

…but they have, to my eyes, if possible….

(Must be transparent eyeball of Emerson)

So I highlighted a couple of passages that would have been inspirational to a young man in college, and I highlighted (or in the last case, circled in pen) a number of things that connected them to other things I’d read.

To be honest, that was my super power in college: taking a lot of philosophy, literature, and theology classes had me reading a lot of primary texts, and I could make impressive connections in papers and whatnot that impressed the professors.

A couple of such instances come to mind:

First, in a class on the Romantic poets, I expounded at length about how Percy Bysshe Shelley’s “Ode to the West Wind” drew heavily upon imagery and themes from the Bhagavad Gita. And after a very excited and passionate discussion contribution to that effect, Dr. Duffy said, “Yes, that’s in the footnotes.” But he looked and saw I was using a library copy of the book and not the edition sold in the book store for the class, he said, “But I see some of us have a different edition.” Suitably impressed with my insight, I hoped, gleaned because I had taken a class on Eastern traditions from the theology department and had read the Bhagavad Gita.

Second, in a class on playwright Ben Jonson, I wrote my paper on how in Sejanus: His Fall, the titular emperor did everything contra to what Machiavelli said a ruler should do in The Prince. Unbeknownst to me, the doctor running the class had written a whole book with a similar theme. The paper resulted in my getting an A in the class and made the final unnecessary, which meant that my crash course in catching up on the class readings–three or four plays in as many nights to prep for the final had all been in vain. Ah, well. I still have finished the two-volume set of Ben Jonson I have around here. Given how much time has passed, I should probably re-read the set.

At any rate: The fact that the yellow highlighting ends pretty early and the latter passage is circled in pen might indicate that I started out keeping up with the reading but didn’t finish Walden in the portion of the class where I was supposed to have read it. Which often happened as I was taking a full load of English and Philosophy, so my nightly reading load was 200+ pages atop working a full time job and riding a bus two to four hours to campus every day.

I guess it took, though, as I continue to intermittently read heady tomes. It’s just that I get less opportunity to make the cross-book references since modern paperbacks don’t allude to classical literature much.


Instead of highlighting passages now, I put a little post-it flag in the books by passages that strike me, and I sometimes remark upon those passages here on the blog. But if it’s just one flag, I’ll just take it out before shelving it.

This volume of Walden and Other Writings has three such flags. Let’s see what struck me now.

In A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers:

Mencius says: “If one loses a fowl or a dog, he knows well how to seek them again; if one loses the sentiments of his heart, he does not know how to seek them again. . . . The duties of practical philosophy consist only in seeking after those sentiments of the heart which we have lost; that is all.”

You know, I’ve read some Confucius, and I bought a Penguin Classics edition of Mencius which has even odds of coming pre-highlighted eight years ago in Wisconsin. Although Thoreau quotes Mencius, his thought seems more Buddhist-influenced than Confucian with its urgings to respect authority. Maybe in the middle of the 19th century, Eastern thought was not as clearly delineated.

From “Civil Disobedience”:

As for adopting the ways which the State has provided for remedying the evil, I know not of such ways. They take too much time, and a man’s life will be gone. I have other affairs to attend to. I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to live in, but to live in it, be it good or bad. A man has not every thing to do, but something; and because he cannot do every thing, it is not necessary that he should do something wrong. It is not my business to be petitioning the Governor or the Legislature any more than it is theirs to petition me; and, if they should not hear my petition, what should I do then? But in this case the State has provided no way: its very Constitution is the evil. This may seem to be harsh and stubborn and unconcilliatory; but it is to treat with the utmost kindness and consideration the only spirit that can appreciate or deserves it. So is all change for the better, like birth and death which convulse the body.

Definitely not Confucian. And a bit….stark. Who knew that Thoreau invented rage-clickbait?

From his journal:

Did God direct us so to get our living, digging where we never planted,–and He would perchance reward us with lumps of gold? It is a text, oh! for the Jonash of this generation, and yet the pulpits were as silent as immortal Greece [?], silent, some of them, because the preacher is gone to California himself. The gold of California is a touchstone which has betrayed the rottenness, the baseness, of mankind. Satan, from one of his elevations, showed mankind the kingdom of California, and they entered into a compact with him at once.

Perhaps I was merely flagging the last sentence to slag on California. But it also illustrates Thoreau’s opposition to industry, manufacturing, and probably capitalism which permeates his writing. Still more Buddhist than Confucian, and the use of Christian religious figures is atypical and probably just to reach the Christians and not representative of his religious faith.

At any rater (he said as its his second use of the transition in this post), that’s what I marked in the book. And now that I have remarked here, I can take those flags out and add this book to my “read” shelves and to my 20-year-old book database (which only contains the books I have completed plus reference works).

Oh, and lest I forget: Maybe I should read more classics, as they’re available on Project Gutenberg, and I can swipe and paste quotes instead of holding a book open and trying to touch-type the quote with sometimes ridiculous results. If you want to read Walden, “Civil Disobedience”, and A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers, or if you just want to check my quotes, you can find them online here and here.

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Movie Report: Last of the Mohicans (1992)

Book coverNot long after watching The Pink Panther, I thought I’d watch the second Steve Martin Pink Panther movie which I was sure I had. So I got myself into the mood for it, and then I looked for it and I could not find it. Well. When I want to watch a particular movie, if I find we don’t have it (or, sometimes, we do have it and I cannot find it), well, my movie watching for the evening is done, and I fall back to reading or something. So it was only another night that I popped in this film for some reason. I don’t know where I picked it up–or if I picked it up at all–this might have been something my wife grabbed, or I might have bought it a long time ago indeed as it was wrapped in cellaphane and had a Best Buy price tag on it.

So, to briefly lay out the plot: Daniel Day-Lewis plays Hawkeye/The Deerslayer/Leatherstocking/Natty Bumpo, a frontiersman who is friends with Chingachgook and Uncas, a father/son pair who are the last of their tribe. But I get ahead of myself.

During the French and Indian War (where, unlike other wars, the French and Indians are on the same side against the English), a Colonel in the British army sends his daughters to a distant fort for safety. They’re lead into an ambush by a treacherous Indian played by the Sphinx from Mystery Men (Wes Studi, whom I could have sworn I’d recently seen in something else). Hawkeye and the Mohicans rescue the daughters (and another British officer) and lead them to their destination which turns out to be a fort under French seige whose letter seeking reinforcements and warning the colonel not to send his daughters was carried by the treacherous Indian and never delivered, obviously. The Colonel had promised the American militia that they would be released to defend their homes from marauding Indians, but the commander of the fort alters the deal. Hawkeye helps them to escape the fort but is smitten with Cora, the oldest daughter, so he remains to face justice for what he’s done. That’s hanging, by the way–it’s a bold strategy, Cotton. But the fort surrenders and the British are allowed to leave, but the Huron fall upon the leaving train and slaughter it but treacherous Magua (Studi) ambush that, too, and steal away the women and the British officer. Whom Hawkeye and the Mohicans try to rescue, but end up having to settle for revenge.

I read the book in college (and have picked up a couple more in the series since then), and I’ve got to say that the book really gives short shrift to the Mohicans and instead focuses on the spectacle and sweep of the film. It’s more historically accurate than the later (both in release and in time period) The Patriot, but the story keeps the protagonist at a bit of a distance, perhaps because of how much had to be trimmed to make it into a single film and not a trilogy.

I must have seen this on home video in the 1990s, and I can probably go another twenty or thirty years before seeing it again. Maybe if I have grandchildren who are into history. I do have another Daniel Day-Lewis film, There Will Be Blood, atop the movie cabinets, so maybe I will see that soon (wherein “soon” might be the next five years).

Oh, and the film soundtrack/score: My beautiful wife loves it. But I dunno. The parts used in the film, which generally is the first number of seconds or minute from each piece/movement, basically sound the same. Maybe it’s a motif or theme repeated, but the whole movements or pieces vary enough to make it listenable as a whole. But I was not impressed.

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In Other News, I Missed His Show Again

Terry Bradshaw not happy with ‘ridiculous’ treatment at airport:

Terry Bradshaw’s travels are never boring.

Unfortunately, for the former Pittsburgh Steelers star and Fox broadcaster, he was the random traveler caught in the TSA’s crosshairs on Monday morning.

At Springfield-Branson National Airport in Missouri, as the 76-year-old Bradshaw was walking through security, he was selected for an extra diligent search.

He’s done one-night-only shows a couple of times a year down in Branson, and I’ve always learned about them after the fact.

And now he might never come back.

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Book Report: The Haw Lantern by Seamus Heaney (1987)

Book coverClearly, I sometimes go Last-In-First-Out when it comes to selecting books. In this case, for the poetry collection that I keep beside the readin’ chair, I picked out a book I just bought last month (well, actually, I brought out a couple when I was stacking them up) and of the couple, I started this one first. At some point, I thought “Isn’t this the guy who translated Beowulf?” Yes, it is, and I’m not sure how I knew that. It’s been a while since I read Beowulf–probably college–and Heaney’s version did not come out until 1999 to some fanfare. Perhaps I have a copy of it that I’ve been avoiding. But I delved into this book, and….

Well, it was all right. Some of the poems were interesting. The style tends to feature longer lines and completing thoughts, not just a couple of words dropped ponderously which the reader can imagine the poet saying and then pausing and looking around as though the two or three word lines were profound enough to warrant a pause much less a poem. But, gentle reader, I slag on modern poetry like that all the time.

Themeatically, he talks about love and whatnot, but half of the book is given over to The Troubles as he is Irish after all. So they didn’t speak to me as much as they would an Irishman or as much as they would to a literati who wanted to claim they speak to he/she/it.

But, some interesting rhythm wordplay and rhyme. Not a bad collection, and it makes me wonder how his earlier works were. By the time he published this book, he was teaching at Harvard and had a number of other books under his belt. One wonders if his earlier work was better, more real, than what might have come after he was a cause célèbre in poetical circles such as they were in the 1980s which is a far, far cry from what they might be in he 21st century.

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The Immediacy of the Algorithm

So I wrote and scheduled the post for The Pink Panther last night. And immediately, Facebook thought I needed the latest information about Emily Mortimer:

You might think, okay, Brian J., so you did searches for the images? What’s the big deal?

I gathered the images ten days ago (okay, I am a little behind on book and movie reports, gentle reader).

This blog is self-hosted, but is the WordPress software sharing with The Algorithm? If you think not, why not? To be honest, I think arguing that the assertion is impossible would be harder. Because it might not be, but it is possible.

Not that I am going to pore over several thousand lines of PHP to find out.

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Movie Report: The Pink Panther (2006)

Book coverWell, I am possibly on a Steve Martin “kick” since I’ve had watched three of his movies in the last year (Shopgirl, The Man with Two Brains, and The Out-of-Towners). And since I also just watched a Peter Sellers Pink Panther movie (The Return of the Pink Panther), it was inevitable that I would eventually come to watch this film. As it so happens, I bought it last year about this time–since the Lutherans for Life Sale is next weekend, almost to the date. And since I have watched four films over the last three weeks, I should definitely go to that sale and buy a dozen more.

At any rate, after a big soccer match, someone kills the French soccer coach (played briefly by Jason Statham) who owns and wears the Pink Panther, a diamond that’s the source of French pride and good luck for the soccer team. The chief inspector, played by Kevin Kline, wants to bring into the investigation the most incompetent gendarme in the country to “lead” the investigation–that is, to be the focus of the media attention while Kline and his team work behind the scenes to solve the crime. He (Kline’s character named Dreyfus) selects Clouseau and has a loyal Parisian police officer (played by Jean Reno who had the only real French accent for the film) to keep an eye on the suspects which includes the American pop star fiancee of the coach (played by Beyonce).

So we get a set of fish-out-of-water bit of slapstick with set pieces where Clouseau bumbles about Paris, he makes outlandish mistakes, but with the help of his assistant played by Emily Mortimer, they dramatically make the correct arrest at a big party held at the Presidential mansion before Dreyfus can mistakenly arrest a Chinese official whom his team believes is the real killer.

You know, from his writings (such as Pure Drivel and Shopgirl) and some of his movies such as Bowfinger and the aforementioned Shopgirl, one might get the sense that Martin is a thinking man’s humorist, and he does have that capacity. But he’s also made a career on being a wild and crazy guy, and his biggest films have been more slapstick than Twain.

At any rate, an amusing enough film, and I laughed at a couple of things. One turn from the Sellers films: Instead of his man attacking him to keep him fresh, Martin’s Clouseau says he’s going to keep Reno’s character on his toes by attacking him unexpectedly, and he does this several times in the film and Reno’s character offhandedly deflects it.

So the film includes Emily Mortimer…. Continue reading “Movie Report: The Pink Panther (2006)”

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Best Band Named For One Or More Obscure Science Fiction Paperback Series

WSIE just played “Tropical Disco” by Starwolf, apparently a recent St. Louis band.

I thought it was a Bob James song I’d not heard before.

The science fiction series are Starwolf by Edmond Hamilton (I read The Weapon from Beyond in 2016) and Starwolves by Thorarinn Gunnarson (I read Battle of the Ring in 2023).

Probably unrelated to the band name, but look! I read books!

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Is That The Name Of The Song Or The Band?

I thought that kind of sounds like Ghost, but what album is “Archetypes Collide” on?

Oh: Archetypes Collide is the name of the band. “Ghost” is the name of the song.

It’s not just a mental exercise (also); it’s also an actual source of confusion for me sometimes.

Speaking of Archetypes Colliding, I might have to pick up their autographed CD since it’s only ten bucks.

Maybe when I get a job.

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But I Have Another Idea….

I might have mentioned that I’ve predeterminedly named our next two kittens Jack Dawkins, the Artful Dodger, and Oliver Twist (even though they won’t be the kittens pictured in that post).

However: At our church picnic this weekend, we had a trivia “night” in the afternoon (which we, the North Side Mind Flayers, won, of course, but as I explained to my youngest, “We don’t gloat; we just win.”). One of the categories was Entertainment, and as I am the court jester (and not much of the court answerer these days), I said, “Existentialism? I AM ON IT!” Ah, but we never have a Philosophy category (although we always have a Disney category, which we won somehow, and a Sports category, where we held our own after many years of humiliation on it).

But, in the gag, suddenly, the next kitten name came to me (well, suddenly, today): Meowsault, L’Étranger.

You might laugh now and say, “Ah, but Brian J., you’re topped up on cats these days.”

So it might be.

But when I was thinking about getting a cat thirty years ago, I favored the name Machiavelli which I thought I would shorten to “Mach.” Now, I know him as Nico.

And I later quipped that “Meow’Dib” would be a good name for a cat…. And here we are.

So perhaps in a decade or so we will be onto Dodge, Twist, Meowsault, and maybe some of the Lovecraftian cat names.

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Book Report: Walden and Other Writings by Henry David Thoreau (1989)

Book coverAh, gentle reader, I won’t be taking the crown from Joe Kenney for the longest time between getting a book and reading it since I only got this book probably 31 or 32 years ago whilst in college and when I had a class for which I had to read Walden (although I cannot remember exactly which class that would have been–a philosophy class? A middle American literature class?). So I would have bought this at Waldenbooks (which would have been meta, would it not?) or B. Dalton’s at the Northridge mall (and not the university bookstore where it would have been for a few dollars more). So I read Walden in it and I started A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers judging by the era-appropriate bookmark, but since I just read The Maine Woods / Walden / Cape Cod, I figured I might as well knock out this book as well. Originally, I’d thought that I’d pulled it from my read shelves when I tried to encourage my son or sons to read this book, but it is not in my read book database, so perhaps it has been on my to-read shelves for these thirty years.

At any rate, it contains a couple of things which I had not read before, including A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers which Thoreau self-published. He had 1000 copies printed in the days way before print on demand, and he did not sell them all–this is the book about which he quipped about having a library of over 1000 books, 700 of which he wrote himself. It chronicles, in Thoreau’s fashion which means several years after the fact cherry-picking some bits from his journals and inserting some philosophy in them. It describes, theoretically, a boat trip he and his brother made down the local river to the port on the ocean (I was going to say sea, but can one ever pair those two in prepositional phrases again?), but it’s laden with his philosophical asides. I can see it as a precursor to Walden where he blends to two better. It’s not too long, though, and it was what Thoreau wanted to publish unlike posthumous works which were culled from his journals and not pored over or refined by Thoreau himself.

The book also contains, in addition to Walden (which I did not read in this volume this time, but I read it in this book in college and I read it in the other volume earlier this year, so no double-dipping), “On Civil Disobedience” and “Life Without Principle” as well as excerpts from The Maine Woods, Cape Code, and Thoreau’s journals. I read the essays and the excerpts from the journals, but not the excerpts from the things I’d already read.

So: “Civil Disobedience” is his diatribe against an overarching government that takes from citizens to do things that are not in their interests. Based on a single night he spent in jail for not paying a tax that supported the Mexican-American War (although his refusal to pay the tax was longer than the war itself), it really only documents that one night in a couple of pages near the end. The rest of it is pretty free-wheeling anti-government abolitionist almost stream of consciousness.

“Life Without Principle” is described as a talk or lecture he gave on several occasions but only was published the year after his death. I guess it sums up his philosophy as succinctly as possible where Walden did not. Basically, it’s about living life according to the individual’s needs, according to nature, and with minimal interference from government and society. It denigrates people who, getting and spending, lay waste their hours (to be honest, it does read a bit like Wordsworth themeatically) by actually earning a living and making money–which would provide for families, a problem Thoreau didn’t have, of course. He argues against many contemporaries and their tracts/books, but all the names are unfamiliar to us now (and given this is 2025 and not 1993, perhaps the name Thoreau is lost to most)

And the entries from Thoreau’s journal are a couple of paragraphs each, some nice little poetic moments capturing a bit of nature with the flair and philosophizing that is Thoreau at his best and are mercifully briefer than The Maine Woods.

So, now, at the end, what do I think of Thoreau?

As I have mentioned (I think), I can see why he hit differently in the mid-to-late 20th century, when the Baby Boomers were coming up through the college ranks. Thoreau was a Harvard man himself who never really grew up–he did not really have to work for a living nor support a family, so he was enabled to live the “life of the mind” and continue his concordance with nature up until his early death in his early 40s. His themes of non-conformance and the loss of the wild areas (which would have also, been metaphorically, youth to professors who did end up with families to support by professing) aligned with that fin-de-middle-siecle sense of the 1960s turning into the 1970s turning into the 1980s which would have been the lives my professors had known.

But aside from Walden, Thoreau is…. meh. “Civil Disobedience” wanders a bunch as does “Life Without Principle”. We get that Thoreau didn’t like the Mexican-American War. Or slavery. Or the Irish. Or most human development. And the other books and presumably the journals are really just fairly wordy catalogs of daily experience in great detail with some flourishes of interest but mostly just lists of flowers and trees seen in the wild.

So I won’t be getting the complete journals any time soon (unless they’re at the Clever branch of the Christian County Library later this month on bag day).

Ah, but Brian J., you might say. Are you not just slagging on Thoreau as a man-boy who never grew up and had to “adult” as the kids say these days who play-acted at living off the land but really just wanted to make a living from the “life of the mind” by writing his own ill-informed, twee sentiments and lightweight experiences as though they were profound, and that pretty much describes you with a blog twenty-two years on now? A fair cop, gentle reader. Perhaps even true: What I least like about Thoreau might be what I fear I share in common with him. But I’m not boring in detail of flora and fauna. I’m too dull to even know what those birds are in the tree in my back yard that seranade me evenings when I am in the pool. So I don’t even rise to the worst of Thoreau. Thanks for asking.

Oh, and lest I fail to mention it, this book provided me a Found Bookmark of my own. Stuck in the middle of A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers, I found an index card with three names on it and the words, “Dues From.” This would have been my senior year, ainna, when I was the treasure of Marquette Writers Ink, the writing club at the university. One of the names is a girl (woman, I guess, but a young woman) who might have had a crush on me that I never suspected until the president of the club asked me if there was something going on, as she always came to me first at any event or gathering. Strangely enough, she’s the only one I’m nominally connected to as she showed up as a suggestion on LinkedIn some years ago, and I connected with her–she’s a copywrighter in Minnesota these days. Another, I had been thinking of because he would have been the only Indian-American I knew at the time, thirty-some years ago. Over at a blog I read, commenters disparagingly refer to Indians especially in the ever-growing number in the tech industry as Jeets, as this guy actually went by Jeet. He was at least second generation, though, as he had no accent. And he was a poet in English. I cyber-stalked him and found that he might be living in St. Louis these days. It didn’t catch me by surprise–so I might have looked him up before. I wonder if we overlapped there. I feel bad for JenBen, though, the other woman whose name is on the card: I don’t really think of her at all.

And: I have to say that this might not be the last of my collegiate acquisitions that I read. So I might read the book I picked up on the Chinese tradition of Buddhism sometime. I might actually finish George Steiner’s Real Presences, a textbook for Dr. Block’s class, on my third attempt (the last being about a decade ago). So I might very well have more Personal Records in laziness in reading books I buy to set yet.

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Sleep Tight, America

Kim du Toit pointed to a PJMedia story covering something I read about perhaps elsewhere last week: Cargo Ship Carrying 3,000 Vehicles, Including 800 EVs, Burning Out of Control Off the Coast of Alaska

One of the Ace of Spades HQ co-bloggers–I think it’s Buck Throckmorton–regularly publishes stories not only arguing that EVs are a business boondoggle but also dangerous, and he highlights stories of cargo ships catching fire and parking garages catching fire and what a calamity these isolated instances are.

And then I, of course, remember the Israeli pager escapade (Operation Grim Beeper), where the Israelis had spent a decade or so infiltrating walkie-talkies laden with explosives and then pagers laden with explosives into its enemy’s communications network and then set them off to best effect. With but mere explosives.

Now: Look around you at the number of lithium-ion rechargeable batteries in your house or in your garage. Laptops. Power tools. Rechargeable gadgets. How many of those batteries were made in a nation whose interests run counter to our nation’s? What would happen if they had a trigger circuit that caused an overload and all of them, nationwide, burst into flames?

We were discussing this a bit on the way to the church picnic yesterday. Also, in the event of an imminent attack, would it be preferable for protective EMP detonations to only fry all electronics nationwide without damn near every building burning down as well?

Oh, the things I think about when not reading lurid paperbacks for escape.

UPDATE: It is Buck Throckmorton, and he posted about this drifting inferno this morning after my post appeared.

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