Wirecutter Is Helping To Keep Newspapers Alive

In a post entitled Report: Most Counties Have Little or No Local News Sources, Wirecutter admits:

We’ve got the Macon County Chronicle, published on Wednesday or Thursday. I enjoy it, it gives me a chance to catch up on all the local gossip and happenings.

I mean, he’s not doing as much to keep print alive as I am, but it’s something.

The current count of local papers I take from around Missouri is:

  1. The Greene County Commonwealth
  2. Mound City News, which is where my “cousin”‘s death notice appeared
  3. The Licking News
  4. Houston Herald
  5. Douglas County Herald
  6. Wright County Journal
  7. Branson Tri-Lakes News
  8. Phelps County Focus
  9. Marshfield Mail
  10. Stone County Republican
  11. Ozark County Times
  12. Benton County Enterprise

I think that’s it. I’d have to go rifle through the stack again.

Unfortunately, we’re cutting expenses, so I’ve had to let The Current Local lapse for the nonce and have not been able to subscribe to the two weeklies we picked up in northeast Missouri on our trip to Iowa. Also, it’s fortunate that the subscription bills have not come due at the same time or I’d realize how much I’d been spending on newspapers I only page through, read a column by a local person, and use to light fires.

One thing about the local papers, though, is non-local newspaper conglomerates are starting to buy them up. The Branson Tri-Lakes News bought the Stone County Republican, and the papers share a lot of content, so it might not be worthwhile to keep them both. The Douglas County Herald got bought by a network in Illannoy, and its letters to the editor tend to be a little more media-traditional, if you know what I mean. A nationwide concern just bought the Phelps County Focus, so we’ll see if that thins it out some–given that the Focus is published in a college town, it already had views out of step with its readers. I guess the Greene County Commonwealth long ago joined a group owned by a publisher whose columns have also been out-of-step with his readers. As the new owners “trim” their budgets, they might be tempted to trim the local columnists which make the papers interesting. Or, heaven forfend, they’ll all pick up Jim Hamilton whom I already see in several papers and Ozarks Farm & Neighbor (where he replaced Jerry Crownover, who unfortunately retired).

So in addition to the belt-tightening, we might have otherwise pruned the list.

Which is unfortunate, because I do really like reading about my adopted hometowns across the state.

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The Era of Endless Reboots…. In Political “Thought”

Chris Bray talks about contemporary and past conversations he has had about the Republican camps:

I’ve written before that I had a conversation just after the 2016 election in which I was asked how I could support someone who was going to put my own friends and family in the camps, man, he’s gonna put us in the fucking camps!

Eight years later, and after four years of a Trump presidency in which no one went to the camps, Trump can’t be allowed to return to the White House because, guess what, he’ll send us all to the camps….

A mere eight years? Ah, gentle reader, I lost a real life friendship twenty years ago when I scoffed at the idea my friend (and another person who stood at my wedding) extolled: George W. Bush was going to put all the Jews in camps (the fellow’s wife is Jewish, and we attended their Jewish wedding, albeit not a traditional Jewish wedding as she was marrying outside the faith).

Fast forward to now, and one of my soon-to-be former coworkers has expressed concern that Donald Trump is going to deport his foreign-born, green-card-holding wife. He is far too young to remember the Jewish roundup in the second second Bush administration.

It’s all so tiresome.

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I Make An Issue Of Contentment

Patrice Lewis writes An Issue of Contentment and quotes a book:

For some reason that phrase – she was happy then and didn’t know it – stayed with me. And it made me wonder: how many of us are happy but don’t appreciate it, know it, or realize it?

“Happiness” is such a loaded and multi-faceted word that no one can really define what it means for them. It’s different for everyone. Happiness can be found even in places and circumstances you may not like; but it’s often there, buried among the less enjoyable parts. Facets of happiness (contentment, satisfaction, pride of achievement, etc.) can all contribute to the overall qualities of the emotion.

I think what haunts me about the notion of being happy and not realizing it, is how many of us let overall happiness slide through our fingers because we’re too concerned with little things we don’t like. Anyone who takes their health for granted and then loses it, for example, will appreciate how much happier they were when their health was good.

That’s why this moment of contentment was so powerful.

This little bit of John Hughes’ best movie, She’s Having a Baby, has stuck with me over the years:

As you know, gentle reader, I struggle with feeling contentment. I have given it plenty of thought this summer. I’ve made a habit the last two years to step into the pool in the evenings if only for a couple of minutes, because I have a pool. And I’ve watched the sunset and have really, really tried to be content, enumerating things that I have, including the things I would never have dreamed of in my youth.

I suppose it’s because I don’t know if I’ve earned what I have, nor that I have much control over whether I can keep it. Maybe the next book on mindfulness will cure me, but perhaps not. Perhaps my efforts in something will yield the intended result (aside from a cleaner house after the weekend or trimmed weeds in the summer or even a freshly painted room sometime when I get around to it). Most likely, I’ll bet on the book.

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Another Old Computer Heard From

Ms. K resuscitates an old Mac:

I actually got the Powerbook 540c to boot!

These things were so baller for their day. They had built in stereo speakers with 16 bit sound, 640×480 active matrix color display, 33mhz 040 CPU, dual battery bays… it was one of the first laptops that could also work as a hoss of a desktop machine.

I did a similar thing in January when I started my first laptop, an old ThinkPad.

Will kids these days try booting PS4s and XBoxes? And will they work without the backend services that power them? Probably no on both accounts.

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Finding the Wrong Answers

I have seen my StatCounter stats tick up from, well, 0 to a handful of hits per day, but with referrers like Facebook and Automattic.

Which, I presume, means that AI is scraping my content for free to add to their witches’ brews of language models.

Ms. K. posts a Twitter thread about entering nonsense words into your online content to garble and bollix up the models.

Ah, gentle reader, but my normal content probably already does just that. No need to grobblezeek at all.

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Wilder Steals My Joke Again

Well, I guess he couldn’t steal it since I didn’t publish it on the blog, but our air conditioner failed us on Saturday. When I came in from cutting and screwing some record shelves, I found the A/C was blowing warm air. As it was going to be a mildish weekend, I didn’t call the HVAC company on an emergency basis, so we trotted out some extra fans. And I joked that we were on only fans this weekend.

Today, Wilder included the joke in a post:

AOC: “In this house, we’re environmentally conscious – no air conditioner. Instead? Only Fans®.”

Except I think the registered trademark is OnlyFans. Or so I’ve heard.

Well, he got there on the Internet first. And if someone beat him to it, I’m not researching it by searching for Only Fans on the Internet, thanks.

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In Celebration of the MfBJN Year of Sword and Sorcery….

Cedar Sanderson reposts her thoughts on the Schwarzenegger Conan the Barbarian.

Well, it’s just a coincidence, actually; I doubt she is celebrating the Year of the Barbarian like I am (reading Tigers of the Sea, Conan the Invincible, Hour of the Dragon, The Cthulhu Stories of Robert E. Howard, The Quest of Kadji, and more).

She enjoyed it less than I did, but she was not a teenaged boy when she first saw it. The last time I saw it was July 2022 when I watched all the Conan movies in rapid succession.

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Other Locales

In his subscribers-only Sunday night post, Jack Baruth takes issue with a certain headline style:

I’m a hick. These headlines are annoying to me

Post-Indycar, your humble author was idly scrolling through the headlines of the week on CNN, MSNBC, and Fox, when my attention was caught by the simultaneous appearance of these headlines on MSNBC’s front page:

I’m a doctor. Biden’s debate performance led me to a very different takeaway.
I’m a meteorologist. Hurricane Beryl’s ‘Armageddon-like’ destruction scares me.
I helped prosecute Watergate. The Supreme Court just proved Richard Nixon right.

This phrasing simply doesn’t exist on Fox, the WSJ, or even at the NYT. Why is it omnipresent at MSNBC?

I don’t read MSNBC.com, so I have not seen it there, but it’s also prevalent at the New York Post and the British tabs I read.


I think it’s prevalent because these stories sum up TikTok videos generally, and the content producer has but one or two seconds to establish credibility before going into the Impossible meat of their three-minute wisdom.

But enough about this; let’s get to the real headline sin of our time:

breaks silence

After so many events, we get headlines about someone “breaking silence” about it, whether it’s some stoopid music/celebrity “feud” or an actual news story where someone noteworthy issues a statement after a reasonable period of time (like hours) after the initial Internet headline.

It’s the “I know, right?” of our age, and I will not miss it when it’s gone.

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What’d I Say?

The same thing as a commenter at Diplomad:

We need to dispel the idea that the problem is Biden (or whoever the Democrats choose to nominate). It does not matter whether the executive is Biden, Gavin, or Michelle; the outcome of their polices will be the same. The problem with the Democrats is their Leftist policies, and their willingness to do anything (including disregarding the Constitution) in order to remain in power.

By focusing on Trump vs. Biden, we offer them an easy solution of simply changing their figurehead. We need to disregard the ‘Cult of Personality’ battle, and focus on policy differences. Any debate about Biden’s abilities should begin with, “I know Biden is unfit, but that’s not the problem…”

We were talking about it last evening, and I explained to my beautiful wife how it could work. She didn’t believe it possible, but she is quite the optimist who believes that the elite follow the rules.

You know, I actually heard “What’d I Say?” on WSIE this morning. So thanks for the title, Mr. Charles.

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Contrast

I have seen a couple of posts in recent days (VodkaPundit and Cold Fury) about the Killdozer attack, and I’ve seen a Killdozer Gadsden Flag on Facebook a couple of times.

For those of you who need refreshing, the Killdozer was an armored bulldozer that a guy built over time in his garage twenty years ago (the anniversary was this week), and he then used it to smash through some buildings of people he was mad at as well as shooting at police and others during an hours-long rampage that ended when the bulldozer got stuck, and the guy killed himself in it.

Contrast that with that other guy who had a similar set of grievances with his city government and went to a city council meeting and killed six people and wounded several others.

A bit of an idle question, but why has the former become a folk hero and the other has not?

A few possibilities come to mind:

  1. Despite his best efforts, the Killdozer guy did not actually kill anyone besides himself and otherwise only caused property damage.
  2. Construction equipment is cool, and DIY armor is cool. DIY armor on construction equipment? Unparalleled.
  3. The former got national play because of #2 whereas the latter was just a regional or local (to the St. Louis area).
  4. The RACE thing. The former was white; the latter was black.

I really don’t think it’s #4, but probably a combination of the first three.

I do, however, think it’s a little ::sniff:: gauche to celebrate the attack.

But this is the Internet, and I’m not a professional writer with blog deadlines to meet. Your mileage may vary.

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In Case You Were Wondering What Mack Bolan’s War Wagon Looks Like….

Ms. K. has a photo of a GMC motorhome from the early 1970s.

Apparently, its missile racks are retracted for urban operations camouflage. But I presume they’re there.

(Footnote: In a number of the later Pendleton titles, Mack Bolan drives one of these, somehow inconspicuously, to the hardsites he wants to hit. And no one seems to catch on that one of these was nearby during the climactic finales of each book.)

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Not Mentioned: Gorean Communities Violate Internet Terms of Service

Anachronomicon has a short post in a series on real banned books covering John Norman’s Gor novels.

Kulak mentions how Gorean communities for, erm, role-play sprang up. But Kulak does not mention, or probably know, that such communities violate at least one Internet Service Provider’s terms of service as late as 2021.

I told the story of how I first encountered Gor books back when I was actively dealing on Ebay and found a number of first and second printings for a quarter each and made quite the multiplier on them (I told the story, briefly, in my review of The Priest-Kings of Gor in 2006).

I later filled out a set of the first ten(?) at Patten Books back in the day, and I think I’m down to my last one or two (I read the eighth, Hunter of Gor in 2020). I think I only have one left on the to-read shelf along with Time Slave, a non-Gor book by Norman, which I have tried to pick up a time or two since I bought it in 2017.

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Wow. That Long.

Today, Pergelator posts a bit about having watched Drunken Master II, also known as The Legend of the Drunken Master.

You know, I just watched that. Well, “just” being January of last year. The older I get, the longer the periods of time known as “just” and “recently” become.

With both agree on Anita Mui, but only I, gentle reader, posted pictures. Because I care about you. And because one of these days I’m going to remember to submit such posts to the Rule 5 link fests on TheOtherMcCain.

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Wherein I Don’t Get To Brag I Recognized It

In his “Have I Got A Line For You” column from April 17, Benton County Enterprise publisher James Mahlon White mentions the The Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám:

Ran across a special on the Titanic last night. It sank 110 years ago on April 14, 1912. Part of the cargo was a jeweled copy of the Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam. The only verse I can recall is from the middle of that poem. It started out with, “Up to the 7th Gate I Rose.”

Unlike when I ran across a rubāʿiyāt in After Worlds Collide and recognized the source, I don’t recollect the quattrain that begins “Up to the 7th gate I rose” even though I likely read it three times recently.

Oh, and in unrelated news, Chuck P. included a clip from the movie version of When Worlds Collide last weekend. It was top-of-mind, of course, because I’d just read the sequel several decades after reading When Worlds Collide. I’ve never seen the film before, though.

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If You Can Still Read This

To be honest, I am not sure about the hype about the solar eclipse this year and the cicado broods coming out.

I was a little arch this morning when I said I’d seen this movie before, but I have seen solar eclipses and cicadas before 2024.

I mean, we had a solar eclipse only seven years ago (another curmudgeon remembers). We had another once-in-a-lifetime concurrence of cicada broods emerging in 2015.

I hate to be all old manny about it, but I’ve been at Nogglestead for coming up on fifteen years, so I’ve been here to compare things year-to-year in the same place. And I am coming to learn how much of the noise in the news and on the Internet are written by young people or vagabonds who lack that experience, so every experience in their new location is the first, best, superlativest thing ever.

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It Has Been Weeks Since I Quoted Repo Man

Wilder goes down the list of films of 1984, including Repo Man:

Repo Man – A movie about an alien in the trunk of a car being driven around by the physicist who developed the neutron bomb. In a weird twist, the movie was actually one of the favorites of the actual inventor of the neutron bomb. The movie still holds up. There’s one in every car.

My son bought a set of vanilla-lemon pine tree deodorizers and put one in the truck he takes to school. When I saw it, I pointed to it and said, “Find one in every car. You’ll see.” Even though I had not seen the film in nearly thirty years; it was Glenn‘s favorite movie, so we watched it when I stayed with him ca 1994 or 1995.

Oh, and Wilder says:

Conan the Destroyer – Okay, a sequel. But by far a better movie than the first one. There was supposed to be a third, but that ended up being Kull, which was a pretty good 1990s movie with Sorbo. Arnie was also starting to learn to an actor, rather than just being huge.

I am pretty sure the third film turned out to be Red Sonja.

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How To Tell A Book From 20 Years Ago

Sarah Hoyt posts about hitting the sucker punch in a book:

I hit a substantial portion of the book, and the character is making fun of the names developers give to developments and how they make no sense. It could be a good funny thing, but the writer couldn’t help himself and had to say “And that’s why when developers became politicians they lied so much.”

Uh. Look, guys, until that point I thought I was reading something 20 years old at least, but at that point I went and looked at copyright and, son of a bitch, yep 2020.

She would not have avoided a sucker punch in a book from 2004. That’s where the era where we coined sucker punch (see also Marcia Muller and the Simple Art of Sucker Punch). Books from 2004 would have made their sucker punches at oilmen and those who had “I’m Proud Bush Is Our President” bumper stickers on their pickup trucks into the second Obama administration (ahem).

It is a phenomenon of the 21st century. I found it especially acute in Ed McBain’s books: Prior to 2000, some of his asides would rail against the powers that be, the men in Washington, and so on, but they became more personal in the Bush years.

Pretty much you have to presume now that books published during Republican administrations will rail at the president directly. And if it’s during a Democrat administration, the the Republicans, conservatives, and/or MAGA generally in some aside or bit of color.

See also a book report I’m working on with a book bearing a 2019 copyright date.

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