Book Report: A Gentleman in Moscow by Amor Towles (2016)

Book coverThe 2025 Winter Reading Challenge has a category “Recommended to You,” which is a bit of a problematic category for me as I don’t have a wide circle of friends, most of the people I know don’t read books, and even people I know do read books, they tend to be of a different variety than I read. For example, my mother-in-law reads a lot of contemporary, modern, and a little messagish literary fiction, and my beautiful wife reads practical for her professional aspiration books like books on sales, technologies, and self-affirmatory books the types of which I buy from time to time but don’t tend to read (which leads to some hijinks at Nogglestead–a couple years back, she gave me a book about networking called Dig Your Well Before You’re Thirsty, which I said I’d heard of–which I had, as she picked a book from my to-read shelves to give to me as a gag, and no one told me till later). So when Jack Baruth mentioned this book on his Substack, I ordered a copy. I also ordered a copy for my mother-in-law for her birthday as buying a copy for her and for me is a fig leaf for when I want to buy a book which she might also find interesting–I say I’m buying it so we can both read it. To my knowledge, this is the first of such books that I’ve actually read–and she has been a little more dilligent about it than I.

At any rate, this book starts not long after the Soviet revolution in Russia. A gentleman, Count Alexander Rostov, is found to be a problem to the Soviets. However, as he purportedly wrote a pro-revolutionary poem some years before, instead of execution, he is given a modified Minus Six punishment–Minus Six being internal banishment in the USSR where the banishee could not live in the six largest cities and had to eke out an existence somewhere else. Count Rostov, instead, is confined to a grand hotel in Moscow which he cannot leave under the punishment of death. And he’s no longer allowed to stay in the elaborate suite he’d occupied–he’s banished to a small room upstairs.

The book starts pretty linearly with the banishment and the immediate aftermath, but soon starts skipping to incidents and plotlines spanning decades. The Count befriends the young daughter of a party official staying at the hotel, but she grows and becomes a young party participant herself. Eventually, she leaves but returns with a daughter that she wants the Count to watch for a couple of weeks which turns into years so that the Count calls the girl his daughter.

Through the decades, the Count learns to change with the times a bit and to handle the changes in life as he ages and as the Soviet Union and the Party evolves around him (I admit having some preparation for some of it having read some Dostoyevksy and Tolstoi and watching The Death of Stalin last year). There are subplots and threads running through it, including the Count’s relationship with an aging movie actress; a Party-favored fellow rising in the hotel management; and so on, but some of them feel as though they would be resolved or would change in the gaps in the narrative, but here they are, five years later, not much changed.

The writing is a bit florid and sensous in spots, especially when talking about food, and when you get down to it, characters aside from the Count are a bit cipherish, but it’s not a bad read. At 462 pages, it has proven to be the longest of the books I’ve read for the Winter Reading Challenge thus far, but it was a pretty quick read and fairly easy to break away from to fit in another bit of a shorter book during the reading thereof.

Definite life lessons to be learned from it: Changing/adapting with the times so that you’re not merely buffeted by them is the biggest one and to make the most of your surroundings even when they’re limited. Something I surely need to learn over and over again.

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What I Said, But More Thoughtfully and Less Me-Me-Me

The Librarian of Celaeno writes at Substack Collateral and the Remembrance of Death:

Directed by Mann and released in 2004, Collateral was one of a number of neo-noir films set in Los Angeles since the early 1990s, the first of which was The Two Jakes (1990) the sequel to 1974’s Chinatown. Neo-noir as a genre refers to films featuring themes of paranoia, alienation, vice, loneliness, and moral ambiguity, wherein the protagonists often have to make difficult ethical choices with no clear right path forward in a corrupt or indifferent world. It’s never nihilistic as such; morality does exist in the neo-noir universe, but good characters are often forced into situations where they have to do something ostensibly bad to prevent some greater evil. They generally also feature raw and realistic violence and incorporate unconventional camerawork to emphasize the fraying of mental and moral stability.

As always, his work is worth reading.

I watched Collateral last year, and the only intelligent thing I said about it was:

At any rate, the plot: Foxx plays a cab driver who picks up a blond Cruise at a courthouse after dropping off a prosecutor planning for a big case. Cruise has a couple of stops to have people sign papers for a real estate deal, so he engages the cab driver to drive him to all the stops. But, at the first stop, a body flies out the window and lands on the cab, and Max (the cab driver) learns Vincent (Cruise) is an assassin on a mission to… well, it develops, take out witnesses and the prosecutor in a case targeting one of his clients, or related organized crime figures.

Along the way, Max and Vincent develop a bit of a rapport. Vincent shakes Max out of a bit of a habitual, rote existence dreaming of better things (owning a limo company) and gets him to man up and demonstrate some confidence–one scene has Max going into a nightclub, pretending to be Vincent. But, in the end, the rapport is false, and Max has to protect his mother (whom he visited in the hospital with Vincent) and the pretty prosecutor who rode in Vincent’s cab earlier.

So the film has some depth in exploring the relationship between the men and how it evolves, mostly in Max drawing strength and confidence from the psychopath’s influence and ultimate his testing.

Which I suppose is okay as this is a blog and not a la-de-dah Substack.

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Book Report: The Maine Lobster Book by Mike Brown (1986)

Book coverAs with Karate-dō: My Way of Life:

When I started reading this book, it felt familiar: A book by a man who was the son of a noble family on Okinawa who became a teacher and then brought karate to Japan proper. I thought Oh, crap, I just read this!

Actually, I kid; I “just read” Linda Greenlaw’s The Lobster Chronicles in 2009. The books both cover lobster fishing in Maine, but this book is more straightforward documentation where the Greenlaw book was a personal narrative/memoir of the same thing.

At any rate, it, too, like most of the books I’ve read for the 2025 Winter Reading Challenge, is fairly short, clocking in at 98 pages. It’s condensed from a larger book, The Great Lobster Chase: The Real Story of Maine Lobsters and the Men Who Catch Them. Apparently, the longer book had a lot more discussion about policy, regulation, and legislation which were trimmed for this shorter book which focuses on the lobster, the fishermen, the equipment, the relationship, and the communities in which the fishermen live. The chapters are limned with a bit of humor, a wry but respectful tone that illustrates and informs and makes one greatful to be ashore and indoors when it’s cold outside.

Again, like so many of the books I’ve read for the Winter Reading Challenge and so many of the books in the stacks, it comes from the latter part of the 20th century and not the 21st. But I suppose the sheer proportion of books that have been published come from before now, so I guess that doesn’t make me too much of a fuddy duddy.

So a pleasant, short read to fill the Food category of the book. Is that a stretch? I went looking for a book that I bought some years back, the Dummies Guide to … something food related because I bought it for another food category on another Winter Reading Challenge. And I couldn’t find it. I also couldn’t find anything about peanuts (from a trip to the George Washington Carver historical site some years back), berries or preserving food, or anything like that. A couple general gardening books, but that felt like a stretch. Probably no more than a book about professional hunters/gatherers, but still. And if you ask me in the next couple of days how a lobster trap works, I might be able to answer it. But hurry–I would have expect that Greenlaw covered it, too, but I didn’t really retain it and probably will not again since it’s not a daily practical consideration.

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Brian J.: Worse Than Wolf Blitzer

The headline: CNN host Wolf Blitzer roasted for NFL TV setup after fans spot ‘veteran’ detail.

What, was something plugged in incorrectly? A slice of cheese on the uncooked meat, metaphorically speaking? Nah: Twitter just is dumb kids:

While Blitzer has been waiting a long time to witness his Bills lift the Lombardi Trophy, it appears it’s been even longer since he bought a new television.

According to his own photo, the reporter owns a very old school home entertainment setup, featuring a plasma screen television, DVD, VHS and CD players, and at least four difference remotes.

Social media users were quick to roast Blitzer for his ‘veteran’ setup as many urged him to upgrade his setup to more modern standards.

‘Love the two VCR’s. Can rewind one while watching another. Veteran move,’ one fan posted on X, formerly known as Twitter.

‘Bro is stuck in the 80’s with his furniture and TV. I thought @CNN paid better. Viewership must be way down,’ another added.

‘Like most grandparents, 20 year old tv with 20 year old peripherals,’ a third said, suggesting Blitzer wouldn’t be the sole member of his generation with a similar setup.

Yeah, dumb kids. Thanks to the news media for reporting the tweets of the uninformed, who will watch, briefly, the latest streaming pap or approved wokelderized versions of classics. Who own nothing and pretend to like it on the Internet.

Nogglestead’s peripherals are older than that. Even the television, big screen projection model that it is, is coming up on 20 years old. And I have almost fifty-year-old gaming systems hooked up.

I would pretend to get worked up about Twitter kidz (who might be 40 years old these days), but I cannot even pretend anymore. It’s all so tiresome.

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Book Report: Hawkeye: Private Eye (2019)

Book coverI pored through my stacks looking for any stray bit of manga or graphic novel that might have escaped my notice for the 2025 Winter Reading Challenge‘s Graphic Novel or Comic category, but I could not find anything. So given that I had a little time between dinner and the beginning of a Springfield Lutheran School basketball game, I stopped in at Hooked on Books for the second time in a month (the first was for some fruitless Christmas shopping where I bought a book for myself anyway) and looked over their supply. I grabbed this volume because I remember Hawkeye from the West Coast Avengers series from the 1980s.

Ha! The joke is on me. This book is about the female Hawkeye. It’s from 2019. Who is the female Hawkeye? Bloody heck, I don’t know; I have barely read any fresh Marvel for thirty years. Apparently, she knows the Clint Barton Hawkeye, who is something of a mentor to her (and who appears on the last page as a cliffhanger), and a running joke is that she is the other Hawkeye, the girl Hawkeye. Apparently, she was a member of the Young Avengers before she got her own book, wherein she has moved to Los Angeles and has set up a shingle as a private investigator (she’s working on getting a license when she gets the capital).

The book collects the first twelve issues of the series which includes three story arcs which have some interrelation. Apparently, her mother is missing (or dead); her father is missing (or dead); and a group of white Nationalist types are doing bad things (at the behest of a supervillainess who is apparently cloning people for some reason which might be known to people who were fans of this Hawkeye before this series). The style of the art changes a bit between arcs, so I wonder if the artists got shuffled (and maybe why).

So if you’re looking for a comic like the old Ms. Tree comics but with a protagonist who is also an expert archer featuring a modernly diverse set of sidekicks and a bit of a girly focus (a lot of How do I look? kinds of panels and whatnot), I guess this is a book for you. I mean, it’s not bad, and it’s a little more story rich than some 21st century comics that I’ve read, where the art is the point and the words/plot are just there to support the drawings. But I’m not sure why it’s necessary to call the character Hawkeye.

Oh, and if you’re wondering, no, a female Wolverine does not appear in the books. Two do.

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Book Report: The Book of Golf Disasters by Peter Dobereiner (1986)

Book coverYou might remember, gentle reader, I read a couple of golf books last October (The Downhill Lie by Carl Hiaasen and The Bogey Man by George Plimpton). So I came across this book and thought it’s too bad I didn’t read it then, but the 2025 Winter Reading Challenge has a Sports category, so it’s game on (although it does not actually clarify when I might get to the Bob Hope golf book I’ve also uncovered while combing the stacks for prospects for the Winter Reading Challenge).

So: The book comes out not quite in-between the other golf books (seventeen years after The Bogey Man, 21 years before The Downhill Lie), but the book reads a lot more like the former rather than the latter. Dobereiner was a golf writer for British papers and Golf Digest, so he covered a lot of tournaments before this, his third book, came out. He was also steeped in the history of the game, so he refers to a lot of the old timey players from the early part of the 20th century (although not necessarily that old timey in 1986). We get mentions of Sam Snead. Arnold Palmer is still very big in the game along with Jack Nicklaus. Names that still resonate, I suppose, but as old timey now.

The book has several chapters that collect small anecdotes about bad shots, errors, bad luck, and that sort of thing grouped by…. Well, the chapters are “Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory”, “On the wrong side of the law”, “Bundles and bunches”, “One of those days”, “All God’s creatures”, “The law according to Murphy”, and “Just whose side are you on?” Okay, I guess the chapter titles are not that descriptive, but they’re grouped by mistakes that cost tournaments, rules violations or rulings, animal encounters, and that sort of thing. Each anecdote is maybe a couple of paragraphs with some connective tissue philosophizing.

It clocks in at 180 pages, and it’s somewhere between the two books topically as well. The Downhill Lie is mostly about Hiaasen’s personal experiences; The Bogey Man is Plimpton’s experience on the Tour leavened with stories about golf history and the books about golf he’s reading; this book pretty much omits any personal experience, certainly golfing, and goes right to the stories about others. Of course, that was to be expected as the author is a golf writer, not a writer golfing.

A quick enough read, and something that got me ever closer to my goal of completing all 15 categories of the 2025 Winter Reading Challenge. At this pace, I’ll be done sometime at the end of the month, which will leave my February reading open for maybe the Bob Hope golf book (and other Bob Hope books, of which I seem to have several).

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Book Report: Karate-dō: My Way of Life by Gichin Funakoshi (1975, 1981)

Book coverWhen I started reading this book, it felt familiar: A book by a man who was the son of a noble family on Okinawa who became a teacher and then brought karate to Japan proper. I thought Oh, crap, I just read this!. But it was Karate-dō Nyūmon by Funakoshi which I read for the 2024 Winter Reading Challenge (the author of Different Race/Religion Than Your Own category). The books are in different editions, so they look different, and I actually bought them a week apart (this book July 23, 2022, and the other July 30, 2022, at ABC Books) during my periodic clearing of the martial arts section. So they were, in all likelihood, shelved in different locations in the stacks here. In the 2025 Winter Reading Challenge, this book goes into the Asian Author category. Although I could have set it in the Set Somewhere You’d Like To Visit category. So perhaps it’s a two-fer.

At any rate, this book is an autobiography by the author (obviously), so perhaps it goes into greater detail about his life than the previously read volume (which had enough about his life to make it familiar). And, well, actually, looking over the summary of the book I read a year ago, it was:

So this book is part history of Karate (and Okinawa and the southern part of Japan by extension), autobiography, and the description of a particular kata that the author’s school emphasizes (and briefly compares it and the other kata it uses to other schools and the evolution of kata). It has a number of static images from the kata, including the steps that feature a partner, but it’s hard to get the flow from a kata from text description and pictures.

So I guess the difference lies in the fact that this book does not have the photos of the kata and talks a little more about how karate as a way of life fits in the Buddhism and Zen Buddhism in particular as well as perhaps shinto. It doesn’t go a lot into texts or sutras or theory in that regard–instead it just goes into peace, nonviolence, and a little Confucism in the heirarchy of authority. Perhaps it goes into greater detail into about his life story and experiences, but the familiarity I had with the basic outlines indicates maybe not much.

So also a quick read at 127 pages. Most interesting to the students of martial arts such as I fancy myself (wish me luck on testing for a third degree black belt later this month and as I consider perhaps joining another school to learn another form). And, most importantly, progress towards my next mug.

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So Many Livers

Postal customers say they’re fed up with backlog of mail sitting in Springfield’s post office

I guess it’s not just me wondering about whether we’ve reached the “then quickly” part of the death of the USPS.

The reporters reached out to the Springfield post office where a man’s drugs-by-mail sat unmoved for days, and their response echoed that of the Postmaster General:

I only reiterate these problems because post offices have been a hallmark of a growing functional country. I mean, one of the only good things to come out of the Qin Shi Huang dynasty in China was a post office, and Benjamin Franklin was the first Postmaster General of the United States over two hundred years ago. A government organization which cannot do its function but instead does oh, so many other things of lesser value is really a fin de siècle symptom.

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Book Report: Three-Bladed Doom by Robert E. Howard (1979)

Book coverAh, gentle reader. I thought this Robert E. Howard book, one of the paperbacks upon which I blew all my cash in Berryville, Arkansas, in 2021, would slot into the Fantasy category in the 2025 Winter Reading Challenge, oh, but no.

The book is a mere adventure story, a pulp version of Kim after a fashion dealing with The Great Game in Afghanistan (so it couldn’t fit in the Set Somewhere You’d Want To Visit category). An American adventurer who works for the British, sort of, a legendary swordsman and shot, investigates a series of attempts (some successful) on leaders in the region. It leads him and some retainers to a hidden city in the mountains where a descendent is trying to build a new caliphate based on the Assassins order, but apparently a Russian is funding it and pulling the strings from behind the scenes.

A couple of action scenes lead to fisticuffs, skulking around the city, intrigue, and whatnot, and all the while I’m hoping for some magic or a demon or something. There’s a dungeon and a door to a mysterious place where the tortured and sometimes babies are thrown, and I was all right! Here we go!. But the adventurer, El Borak, as he is known, (real name: Francis Xavier Gordon) discovers it’s just a labyrinth with a yeti in it. I mean, a touch of cryptozoology does not make it a fantasy book. Or Harry and the Hendersons would be a fantasy movie, ainna? Maybe it is, but I’m making the arbitrary Rules up as I go, so no to this.

Apparently, it started out as a short story and first came to the light of day (publishing) in the middle 1970s (according to Wikipedia) which says it came in various flavors and with various revisions in the 1970s. So I was going to say that this book is a direct ancestor of mid-1960s pulp such as Don Pendleton’s Executioner novels, where the hero is known by many names and who uses ruses to get into the hard sites he’s going to hit. But given that most of the text here is likely later than 1960s pulp, perhaps it’s more appropriate to say that things written forty years after Howard’s death influenced this book attributed to him.

Although I could not, due to the impartial judge’s (my) ruling on the yeti thing, count it as Fantasy, and I could not count it as Set Somewhere Where You’d Like To Visit, I did decide to slot this as Chosen Based on the Cover. I mean, it’s not like I was likely going to be able to choose a book from the stacks based on the front cover as they’re jammed tightly into the shelves. But I did choose this one which I judged to be a fantasy book based on Howard’s name and the cover which features a domed citadel, a man with a sword, and a damsel. So let this also be an illustration, again, about how you should not judge a book based on its cover.

It’s only the second entry in the reading challenge, and I am almost a week in. I’d better lock in, as the kids say these days.

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We Take Out Livers For You

So the day after Christmas, the heating elements in our oven went out (for the third time since we’ve lived here). In the past, we’ve called an appliance repairman, a local company (not a lead generation company of any sort, although I guess most anyone now is a dispatcher for subcontractors unless the same guy answers the phone that shows up), he has ordered a part, and he’s come back to put it in when it arrived. Apparently, it’s two screws and two electric connectors, so this time, since I’m more seasoned now with washer, dryer, and refrigerator repairs, I thought I would maybe do it myself.

So I ordered a part from a seller on Amazon, not fulfilled by Amazon, and:

To be clear: Apparently, this part shipped from St. Louis, Missouri, two days later (December 28), and:

  • Arrived and left the carrier facility in St. Louis twice.
  • Arrived in Kansas City on January 1, and then left the facility twice.
  • Arrived in Springfield facility January 2, last Thursday, twice.

And there it sits. It is still scheduled to arrive by Wednesday, after I ordered it and twelve days since it shipped from St. Louis. Which is a three hour drive away. For some reason, it was routed through Kansas City for a week.

Criminey, I hope it’s the right part. The males in the house are missing their frozen pizzas.

And you know what else I’ve gotten this year? A couple of returned Christmas cards with this label:

What does that even mean? I would have thought I scrawled the address incorrectly, perhaps put the zip code from the wrong line on an envelope so it didn’t match the street address or the city and state, but…. No, these were the proper addresses, and Internet maps indicate they have not been bulldozed for new roads. So what gives? No clue. Maybe the Post Office’s new AI scanners (I just made that up but now looking at it, I see they are).

Meanwhile, the current Postmaster General responds to criticism like this:

That’s him. In Congress. Responding to criticism. Man, he sure trolled those Republicans, ainna? Benjamin Franklin, he is not.

Hey, I understand that the Post Office has many fiscal challenges. Public pensions, public employees, and diminishing use of the post. But it’s not helping things by adding Sunday delivery to accommodate Amazon (and then lose a bunch of that revenue when builds out its logistical network). Or extending first class mail delivery times to, what, a week now? Combined with the fact that apparently my creditors don’t send their bills until a week before the bills are due, well, even I am not mailing many checks these days.

Jeez, Louise. I hope it’s the right part.

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Saving My Money

Commodore 64 gets a true Full-HD HDMI plus stereo sound daughterboard

Commodore 64 devotee Side Projects Lab has released a video teaser showcasing a “true Full-HD HDMI” adaptor for the iconic 8-bit home computer. Apparently, the development of this slick HDMI solution with stereo sound routed through the HDMI cable has taken a full year. If you are interested in the new HD-64, there is still some wait time though, as the first production batch won’t be ready until later in Q1.

Since reading 50 Years of Text Games, I’ve had the urge to make some room on my desk for the last CRT television we have here and a Commodore. Maybe I can wait a little while longer and hook one up to the alternate monitor that’s already here.

If there’s no soldering involved.

(Link via Pixy @ Ace of Spades HQ.)

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Book Report: Chihuly Seaforms (1995, 2000)

Book coverSo of course I picked a picture book for the first entry in the 2025 Winter Reading Challenge. As you know, gentle reader, I have accumulated a number of monographs as I used to flip through them whilst spending my Sundays watching football (that is, having football on so I could sit and browse art and poetry books). However, I haven’t had the expensive football package for a couple of years now, but I’ve still picked up inexpensive art books when I can. Like this book, which I bought in October at the Sparta branch of the Christian County Library, whose sales are pretty much all bag day sales–so this book was under a dollar and probably closer to twenty-five cents given how I can pack a bag.

This is a hardback with a dust jacket, and it kind of falls between an exhibition catalog and a monograph. It contains an intro essay by oceanographer Sylvia Earle and an outro by art writer Joan Seeman Robinson, both a couple hundred words of overly vivid prose designed to sell the work, but if you’re familiar with Chihuly and a fan, you don’t need the selling. And if not, prose ain’t going to do it. The book was published in Seattle, home of Chihuly’s workshop, and you can imagine the gift shop of his museum/workshop is its natural habitat.

This book covers one series/set of his work from the 1980s. Blown glass bowls, essentially, with floppy sides and inspired by/designed to represent, sort of, aquatic life. Aside from the two essays, the book is essentially photographs of the work against dark backdrops. And unlike, say, images of paintings in monographs and art books, the photos do not do the work much justice. For one, you lose a sense of scale. Some of the work takes up a cubic yard in volume, but you don’t get that even if the photo spans two pages and the photos are the same size as 10″ works.

But, again, if it’s something designed for the gift shop, it’s more to remind you of what you’ve seen. And, you know, I can see it. Actually, I wonder if I did see it, or at least some of it. I think the Milwaukee Art Museum has or had a lot of his work or an exhibition in the early 1990s when I was at the university up the road and went to the museum a couple of times a year. So I have seen a bunch of his work in person. And now I’m wondering why I haven’t really been to the art museums since. I hit the St. Louis Art Museum a couple of times in the middle 1990s, and I’ve only been to the Springfield Art Museum three or four times since I moved to Springfield. I wonder why that is–I’m no longer trying to impress girls with a relatively cheap date, or my beautiful wife does not particularly favor art museums (she prefers botannical gardens), or because I’ve become a homebody as I’ve gotten older. Ah, well–the Springfield Art Museum is closed for a number of years for expansion and renovation, so I’m not going to revitalize my official art appreciation anytime soon.

And the easiest book is knocked off of the category list. Easier, even, than Graphic novel or comic.

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Movie Report: The Patriot (2000)

Book coverOne might posit that this sort of patriotic, heroic movie of the American Revolution could not be made in the 21st century or perhaps not during a Republican administration, but one might have an easier time defending the first thesis given the cinema’s profitable embrace of patriotism during the Reagan presidency. But one would have to go to more serious outlets of movie criticism were one inclined to tease out those arguments. Personally, I just muse on what I’ve seen, and those are two thoughts that came to mind. After 2000, we have the George W. Bush presidency, the attacks of 2001, and In the Valley of Elah and Lions for Lambs. I guess some more patriotic themed films have snuck into the theaters from time to time, but they’re not the standard fare. Not that I would know, I guess: Although I saw this film in the theaters in the pre-child days, I have only seen, what, two films in the theater in the last five years? So don’t mind the musings that follow. Just click More to see the actresses.

So: In this film, Mel Gibson plays a widower Carolina farmer who had served in the French and Indian War speaks out against a war against Britain but, as the revolution erupts, he’s drawn into the conflict when a particularly brutal British officer kills his son and fires his home. When he sees that American generals, trained in the British army, are trying to use British tactics to fight the country which perfected them, he builds a small militia force for guerrila tactics and harrasses the British, but not without a cost. Gibson does some incredibly action hero things, but main characters are definitely at risk, and many die before the war is over.

So a bit slower paced than more modern actioners (or even some actioners for the time) as it pauses every once and again for speeches about liberty and whatnot. A couple splashy gore effects, mostly from cannon fire. Good for rewatching every couple of decades, and perhaps a springboard to re-learning about the American Revolution–the expedition that Gibson’s character would have been part of took place about the same time that Benjamin Franklin, whom I “studied” a bit last year (see The Life and Times of Benjamin Franklin and The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin), served in the Pennsylvania militia during the French and Indian War. Does that mean I’m going to start a study of that era in 2025? Probably not, as the Nogglestead stacks are (relatively) light in material.

But, now to the More part.

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It Begins: The 2025 Winter Reading Challenge

Ah, gentle reader, apparently, I have left you in the dark.

I reviewed the Springfield-Greene County Library’s Bookends magazine for the winter, and I spotted a notice for the 2025 Winter Reading Challenge which included a list of the categories (but not the form itself). So I was able to start stacking up books that match the categories (or so I hoped), and on January 2, I picked up one of the forms at the library.

Here’s what it looks like blank:

I started with six books to jump on in my annual quest to read not only the minimum five books (to get the mug), but a book in each category.

Given that it’s January 4, of course I’ve already started to fill it out. Details, and twee reflections on the books, to come.

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Movie Report: Legionnaire (1998)

Book coverSo last year (he said in italics because it was only last week, but he runs a bit behind on blog posts and wanted to emphasize how behind he runs), I picked out this film on one of those “I want to watch something, but not something too weighty or important or, well, most of the things I’ve bought over the last 20 years” moments. Which differ from the “I want to watch this movie which I’m sure I own but cannot seem to find, so I doubt that I own it and think I’ve rented it or recorded it to the DVR back in the days when that was an option” moments which lead me to watching nothing at all. On Any Movie nights, I pick something out. Well, I do about half the time these days; the other half, I still think “Do I want to invest two and a half hours (counting wandering to the bathroom, to fold laundry, or whatnot breaks) in this film?” Well, kismet or something like it led me to this film a week ago. And the answer is (spoiler alert!), “Nah.”

So.

I bought this film in September 2023, so it’s not like it’s “First In, First Out,” although…. Yeah, with as many films as I watched in 2024, it kind of is. I bought it because it’s a Van Damme film, and I’ve watched one or two in my lifetime (Univeral Soldier, and…. okay, maybe one), and I was thinking about Steven Seagal films recently, and probably picked this film out (it’s not Under Siege or Under Siege 2: Dark Territory which I thought about after having watched Die Hard and Die Hard 2 this holiday season). Okay, yeah, so I hoped for an 80s action film or a 90s throwback, but no.

Van Damme plays a boxer from 1925 France (which explains his accent, badly) who is asked by Downton Abbey‘s Mr. Carson (with his French accent from Top Secret! intact)–well, he’s told to take a dive in the second round for a bunch of money. Mr. Carson, or the French gangster equivalent, has a moll who is Van Damme’s character’s former fiancéé (being this movie is set in Francé, thé éxtra apostrophés and accénts should bé éxpéctéd). But! Van Damme (forget the character dodge) does not take the dive! He knocks out the opponent, and he hopes to escape to America (frog, yeah!) with the girl. But! Pursued by the gangsters, he finds himself in the foreign legion’s recruiting office (staffed, of course, late at night). And he signs up to the foreign legion to escape.

So he ships off to North Africa, where he meets and gets on with, eventually, many different diverse types, from an American black man escaping from 1920s racism to bad Germans to Englishmen escaping their pasts and Italians trying to impress their girls families. UNFORTUNATELY! a photo from a newsman is seen in France by Dark Mr. Carson who sends killers to enlist in the Foreign Legion to find and kill Van Damme. AND! They catch up when Van Damme’s group is going to an outpost to defend it or be slaughtered by the Berbers or Barbers, whichever looks the least like Perry Como.

So! They march out there, get ambushed, have to trust each other, and all die except Van Damme whom the Berber leader says has “courage” and finis!

Wait, what?

Yeah, no, it ended abruptly. After the battle of Rorke’s Drift, uh, that cheap set, the credits roll. We don’t get any resolution of the triggering story, the boxer and the girl, but someone said she went to America (in the 1920s, not the 19th century, so not in colonial times, mate). No resolution with Deja Vu Dark Carson. Nothing past the speech that the West were occupiers in northern African (whose leaders kinda look Arabic) lands. Honestly, I thought the film was made a decade (or maybe but a half) later with a message that seemed anti-War on Terror. But I guess the message resonates among the “Western” entertainment industry past 1990 or so which thinks history starts somewhere in the (late?) 20th century and ignores all the part before we became the baddies according to popular culture.

So. Not a good film. Ech.

On the other hand, I have it on DVD, so I can watch it whenever I want. Which is ultimately less than once now that I have seen it.

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Thanks For The Nudge, Facebook

Ah, behavioral economics is not just for humans anymore. Now it can just be made real by algorithms.

I’ve been following Scott Walker on Facebook since he was a governor (and should have been a presidential nominee in 2012).

Anti-Scott Walker random posts? I’ve been ‘following’ them since Facebook decided I need to see them as a preface.

And, to be honest, I’m not sure why I’m still seeing Scott Walker prominently in my Facebook feed. Because he posts about the Packers? I have no clue.

But feel free to discuss amongst yourselves or to think amongst yourselves whether it’s predictable or not that the person with the handwritten note has to long-term borrow a vehicle from a parent.

Oh, one presumes so much.

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The Year’s Reading In Review

So, to sum up, here is what I have read this year:

  1. The Making of the Old Testament edited by Enid B. Mellor
  2. All Quiet on the Western Front Erich Maria Remarque
  3. Death in Dittmer James R. Wilder
  4. Blood Relatives Ed McBain
  5. Treasure in Hell’s Canyon Bill Gulick
  6. Karate-dō Nyūmon Gichin Funakoshi
  7. Generation B Music & Melodies Ernie Bedell
  8. Sharpe’s Trafalgar Bernard Cornwell
  9. Tales from the Missouri Tigers Alan Goforth
  10. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time Mark Haddon
  11. Mine the Harvest Edna St. Vincent Millay
  12. Lolita Vladimir Nabokov
  13. The Beautiful and Enduring Ozarks Leland Payton
  14. Midnight Cowboy James Leo Herlihy
  15. Blood Debts Shayne Silvers
  16. Star Trek 12 James Blish with J.A. Lawrence
  17. Blood Count “Dell Shannon”
  18. Myths and Mysteries of Missouri Josh Young
  19. A History of Pierce City Through Post Cards, Photographs, Papers, and People David H. Jones
  20. Raiders of the Lost Ark Campbell Black
  21. Doctor Who and the Day of the Daleks Terrance Dicks
  22. Dirty Jokes and Beer Drew Carey
  23. A Pound of Paper John Baxter
  24. The Widow’s Ring Mary Schaffer
  25. George Burns: The Hundred Year Dash Martin Gottfried
  26. 40 Days of Wisdom
  27. White Banners Lloyd C. Douglas
  28. Lake of the Ozarks Bill Geist
  29. Rubáiyát of Omar Khayyám translated by Edward FitzGerald
  30. After Worlds Collide  Edwin Balmer and Philip Wylie
  31. The Courtship of Miles Standish, Elizabeth and Other Poems Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
  32. The Big Frame The Gordons
  33. The Prophet Khalil Gibran
  34. The Deserted Village and Other Poems Oliver Goldsmith
  35. Tigers of the Sea Robert E. Howard
  36. King Solomon’s Mines Rider Haggard
  37. Conan the Invincible Robert Jordan
  38. The Hour of the Dragon Robert E. Howard
  39. Walking the Labyrinth Shirley Gilmore
  40. The Way Salesian Missions
  41. Shin Splints Dorothy Straud
  42. Songs of Three Shirley Gilmore
  43. Last of the Breed Louis L’Amour
  44. Ancient Mines of Kitchi-Gummi Roger Jewell
  45. The Last Best Hope Ed McBain
  46. The Cthulhu Stories of Robert E. Howard Robert E. Howard
  47. The Golden Goddess Gambit Larry Maddock
  48. Dress Her In Indigo John D. MacDonald
  49. The Emerald Elephant Gambit Larry Maddock
  50. Hang Me If I Stay Here Shoot Me If I Run Cody Walker
  51. Loot the Bodies Cody Walker
  52. Post Scripts Humor
  53. Scientific Progress Goes “Boink” Bill Watterson
  54. The Quest of Kadji Lin Carter
  55. Flashing Swords! #2 edited by Lin Carter
  56. The Wisdom of Yo Meow Ma Joanna Sandmark
  57. Priceless Gifts Salesian Missions
  58. Flashing Swords! #4: Barbarians and Black Magicians edited by Lin Carter
  59. Houses of Worship
  60. Girlfriends and Wives Robert Wallace
  61. Glory Road Robert A. Heinlein
  62. 97 Ways to Make Your Cat Like You Carol Kaufman
  63. Tough Guys and Gals of the Movies Edward Edelson
  64. Motels:American Retro
  65. Horror and Fantasy in the Movies Tom Hutchinson
  66. Touching the Face of God Howard Klemp
  67. Cats and Dogs Unleashed
  68. Who Would Win? Justin Heimberg
  69. Ethan Allen: The Treasury of American Traditional Interiors
  70. Renascence Edna St. Vincent Millay
  71. Hondo Louis L’Amour
  72. Down the Road and Back Again Cody Walker
  73. A Few Figs from Thistles Edna St. Vincent Millay
  74. The Downhill Lie Carl Hiaasen
  75. Edward the Second Christopher Marlowe
  76. The Bogey Man George Plimpton
  77. Silver Canyon Louis L’Amour
  78. Old School Day Romances James Whitcomb Riley
  79. Bad Monkey Carl Hiaasen
  80. Razor Girl Carl Hiaasen
  81. Ghost Mine Ben Wolf
  82. 50 Years of Text Games Aaron A. Reed
  83. 50 Years of Text Games: Further Explorations Aaron A. Reed
  84. The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin Benjamin Franklin
  85. Flynn’s In Gregory McDonald
  86. Exiles to Glory Jerry Pournelle
  87. Gideon’s Gift Karen Kingsbury
  88. Sarah’s Song Karen Kingsbury
  89. Hannah’s Hope Karen Kingsbury
  90. What’s So Funny About Growing Old? Ed Fischer and Jane Thomas Noland
  91. Small Lofts Edited by Paco Asensio
  92. Strive and Succeed Horatio Alger
  93. The Loser’s End William Heyliger
  94. Live from the Tiki Lounge Angela Williams
  95. Christmas Train David Baldacci
  96. Harvest of Gold collected by Ernest R. Miller
  97. Golden Moments Salesian Missions

I have to say that the Winter Reading Challenge really does kick my year off right. And with this year coming, where I am starting off with extra free time, might prove to be my best year yet! (Although, to be honest, I often ring the bell at hitting all fifteen categories in the challenge, and I once read 16 books, hitting one category twice.

So what did I read in 2024?

I dunno, five or six “classics?” A bunch of sword-and-sorcery. A couple of books about television and movie genres. A pile of poetry. Several Westerns and/or books by Western authors. Three or five books I’ve read before. Two or four books of cartoons or magazine gags.

You know, not a bad selection. But maybe next year I will get to that ideal 100.

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Book Report: Golden Moments by Salesian Missions (1976)

Book coverThis is the third of these little Salesian Missions booklets I’ve read this year; I read The Way in June and Priceless Gifts in August. Given that I bought another booklet when I got this book and The Way in April 2023, I have at least one more floating around the stacks here in an unread state. They tend to get jammed into narrow slices between larger books only to pop out at strange times, like when I’m not hoping to start a larger book before the Winter Reading Challenge begins on January 2.

So: a booklet small enough to fit into a #10 envelope with poems by Whittier and Whitcomb Riley which won’t help me to keep them straight (although remembering Riley is the Little Orphant Annie and Old School Day Romances guy helps me to remember that Whittier was the more serious of the two). Several poems by Helen Steiner Rice back when she was a going concern (I just read her Wikipedia entry, and an interesting but brief story which is told with greater detail on her Web site–she died in 1981, and she has a Web site, so let that be an indicator of what a big deal she was to some).

At any rate, you could do worse than to read these little booklets with their focus on inspirational messages and mixtures of greeting card scribblers and major poets and to read old Ideals magazines which are mixtures of the same with some grandmothers’ poetry included as well. I recently bought a stack of a major poetry magazine issues from the last year, and I’m telling you that they are, in fact, much worse. So don’t laugh at me for picking some of these up and wondering if I should start actively collecting them (given that they were published many per year for decades, probably not). And enjoying them for the little literary charcuteries that they are. Designed to be disposable but with indispensible literary merit within. What a culture we once were.

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