Well, I’ve Done It

I have cleaned my office closet, which has been an archeological dig, sort of.

One of the blockers to cleaning my closet was taking care of a bin of old notepads. For almost 40 years, I’ve carried pocket notepads and my leather binder (the one on the cover of Coffee House Memories, which I still carry to coffee shops and other events where I might want to take notes). And I’ve always saved the notepads in case scholars wanted to dig through my archives to study how my poems evolved. Because, in my 20s, I considered the possibility that I might be a major figure in American letters, and even though I was already then raging against political correctness, I cognitatively dissidented the two possibilities might be true. Not that political correctness has kept me from ascending the heights of literature; being lazy and a jackwagon did most of that.

But: I kept them anyway in case I wanted to go over them myself someday. But the time came to clean the closet–after all, it’s been on my to-do list app for months, and I’ve had a box of school supplies from the closet for the whole summer, it seems. I hope to donate to the Lutheran school here, but I’m afraid they will say no, and I will have to discard a pile of construction paper, unused two-pocket folders, cardstock, and etc. Or worse yet, I’ll put it back in my closet to languish until my heirs have to deal with it.

And…. Continue reading “Well, I’ve Done It” →

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What Should Have Been

I mentioned in June that Keiko Matsui was coming to St. Louis, and I thought about scoring tickets to see her. Which I did.

However.

We did not make it up to St. Louis to see her tonight.

I might have mentioned, or perhaps I did not, that we’re replacing the fireplace and flue liner on our lower level. The flue liner pulled away from the fire box, and the fire box itself was warping from the heat–I think at one point the fire box had blowers to blow some of the heat out into the room, but they have not worked since we’ve owned the house. So we decided to replace it, and not with a smaller insert–we have a lot of brickwork around the fire box, and a small insert in it would have looked undersized. So of course we went with the irresponsible most expensive option.

To be honest, I’m not sure my beautiful wife was very gung-ho on this trip. This autumn, her days have gotten fairly busy with immovable client calls, and the overnight getaways have become sometimes bothersome. So when we learned that the installation was going to be more difficult than they thought and that they would be back today to finish. However, it rained today and will tomorrow, so nobody was going to climb on the roof today, so…. We could have gone, I suppose, when I learned that they were not coming, but my wife is working from a resort an hour away, and we’d both resigned ourselves to not go.

Ah, well. There’s always March, when Wynton Marsalis is in St. Louis. When I asked her a while back what her bucket list concert was, she said Wynton Marsalis. So he’s not only bringing the Jazz at the Lincoln Center Orchestra for a night (hopefully with Ashley Pezzotti!) for a night–which I got tickets for even though it’s also in the middle of the work week, but also playing his fifth symphony that weekend (but I could not buy tickets for in time for her birthday).

At any rate, I am a little sour on it because my lower level has been tented off for a week and will be tented off for another x. My wife has been working remotely remotelier because her office is next to the room where masons spent two days breaking bricks, where the fireplace installation people spent a day banging on cast iron, and because I have been called upon to awaken early to unlock the back door (they’re used to leaving the doors unlocked, perhaps for weeks, for access). Because I’m at the mercy of the contractors’ matching schedules and the elements. And because I’m generally sour.

Ah, I will have a good story about it–maybe even a post to be named later–and I will, presumably, have a working fireplace this winter (now, about getting some wood…). But, tonight, I lament I did not see Keiko Matsui.

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Book Report: The High Steaks Murder by Susan Keene (2020)

Book coverWhen I bought this book at a group book signing at ABC Books in 2022, I said I picked up all the first books in Ms. Keene’s multiple series that I found. And although that was true for Finding Lizzy Smith which I read in 2023, shortly after the purchase, this is the second book in the Arizona Summers mystery series (which might actually be set in Missouri, as this one is, in the summer). Who knows what Tattered Wings, the third of her books I bought that day, might hold?

At any rate: This book is set in a small, fictional town on a lake in mid or southwest Missouri called Moonstone Lake (in Catoosa County, a fictional county) where the main character, Ary, is the (adopted) daughter of a popular 80-something (the new 60) proprietor (retired) of a popular restaurant. The plot is that a friend of Ary’s comes home one night to find that her ex-husband, who has been missing or in prison for five years, has been stabbed outside her apartment. The friend turns to Liz for help, but the body disappears. And the man’s last words indicate the money is his. So they try to figure out what he meant before the murderers strike again.

To be honest, the plot is a little contrived, but this little cozy of a mystery (with recipes from the restaurant in the back) really is more about the relationships of the main character and her adopted mother and aunt and the townspeople. She’s getting serious with a town cop, and her friend is getting serious with a deputy. Her adopted mother gets arrested for running an illegal gambling ring–she and some other octagenarians were playing poker, but one man lost big and his wife dropped the dime on them. Also, she’s about to celebrate her 81st birthday which is always a big production in town.

So most of the book’s 200+ page run time describes this, and the actual murder is secondary. And, boy howdy, the book could have used proofreading. Some extraneous punctuation, some missing punctuation, spelling a main character’s name (Lewis versus Louis) differently including a switch in successive paragraphs…. The things I criticize in James R. Wilder’s books are also present here. But:

The four of us left Moonstone Lake at noon. The Catoosa County Sheriff’s office agreed to patrol for the weekend.

The author knows the difference between town police and county sheriffs and how they sometimes help each other.

At any rate, I have one more book by this author which I have already picked up to complete the set I bought. But, boy howdier, I bought a lot of books by local authors that day.

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Forget AI

Forget AI; it’s programmed by humans and even if Elon Musk makes 10,000 Tesla robots annually (I forget where I saw the headline, so the number might be off).

But this gives me the willies:

Engineers Gave a Mushroom a Robot Body And Let It Run Wild

Nobody knows what sleeping mushrooms dream of when their vast mycelial networks flicker and pulse with electrochemical responses akin to those of our own brain cells.

But given a chance, what might this web of impulses do if granted a moment of freedom?

An interdisciplinary team of researchers from Cornell University in the US and the University of Florence in Italy took steps to find out, putting a culture of the edible mushroom species Pleurotus eryngii (also known as the king oyster mushroom) in control of a pair of vehicles, which can twitch and roll across a flat surface.

I have read enough Lovecraft and science headlines to know that fungi (or just a mastermind, single worldwide organism) are not human, and giving them the ability to move about in the physical world is a bad, bad idea. I already suspect, sometimes, that they (it) are (is) farming us and all of nature for their (its) own ends.

(Link via Ed Driscoll at Instapundit.)

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Bad Rebranding

Jordan Valley Health is a community health provider in the Springfield area. We’ve only been to one once, when we absolutely had to have an incoming high school senior get a Meningococcal vaccine the week before he was scheduled to start.

In the old days, which was up to a couple of weeks ago, the logo had some loosely botanical thing going on the the V in Valley:

But they’ve (expensively) redone all their signs and logos to feature…. A mama bear and cub or something?

Every time I pass one, I think it’s a veterinary office. Even the one in Republic where my son got his shot.

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Unreal

Since I have joined a Springfield, Missouri, Facebook group run by an acquaintance and have slowed scrolling to read Ozarks Alive captions, Facebook thinks I should see all the regional groups and whatnot. Even when they’re not real. Like a colorful autumn photo purportedly in Joplin, with oranges, yellows, and reds. C’mon, man, they had the same extremely dry September that we had, and their trees this year are going to go from dull green to brown if they have not already (although in the northern part of the state, I presume it will be better since they had copious amounts of rain throughout the summer).

But what in the fresh hell is this?

I guess some of those names are right, but the James River is not that big and does not run through Springfield, and….

Yeah, no, that is not Springfield, and I’m not sure what the point is of mocking something like that up. Trying to sell some sort of travel slop to people who aren’t from here? Who knows.

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On Great Scientific Ideas That Changed The World with Professor Steven L. Goldman

Book coverWow, gentle reader: Atypically, I did not buy this set of lectures at a Friends of the Library Book Sale, but rather at a book store in Overland, Kansas, in 2022 (that trip was that long ago already?). At any rate, after the half of An Introduction to Greek Philosophy (of which I only had Part I), I delved into this set of three binders, eighteen lectures, about nine hours running time. And since I had a lot of car time this week, I polished off the last third of it pretty quickly.

It is not a science course. It is a history of the philosophy of science course. So the tack of the course is not only on scientific discoveries, but on the social impace (and Progress) each one brings. You get some early lectures on Greek philosophers and natural scientists and the tension between Being and Becoming focii, and we’ll see how they play out over the centuries and even into the quantum era which might unify the two concepts. Or not.

At any rate, the lectures include:

  1. Knowledge, Know-How, and Social Changes
  2. Writing Makes Science Possible
  3. Inventing Reason and Knowledge
  4. The Birth of Natural Science
  5. Mathematics and the Order of Nature
  6. The Birth of Techno-Science
  7. Universities Relaunch the Idea of Knowledge
  8. The Medieval Revolution in Know-How
  9. Progress Enters Into History
  10. The Printed Book–Gutenberg to Galileo
  11. Renaissance Painting and Techno-Science
  12. Copernicus Moves the Earth
  13. The Birth of Modern Science
  14. Algebra, Calculus, and Probability
  15. Conservation and Symmetry
  16. Instruments as Extensions of the Mind
  17. Time, Change, and Novelty
  18. The Atomic Theory of Matter
  19. The Cell Theory of Life
  20. The Germ Theory of Disease
  21. Energy Challenges Matter
  22. Fields–The Immaterial Becomes Real
  23. Relationships Become Physical
  24. Evolution as Process Science
  25. Statistical Laws Challenge Determinism
  26. Techno-Science Comes Of Age
  27. Institutions Empower Innovation
  28. The Quantum Revolution
  29. Relativity Redefines Space and Time
  30. Reconceiving the Universe, Again
  31. The Idea Behind The Computer
  32. Three Faces of Information
  33. Systems, Chaos, and Self-Organization
  34. Life as Molecules in Action
  35. Great Ideas, Past and Future

Ope, I missed one, but I can’t be arsed to go get them off of the shelf to review.

The lecture names are generic enough that I’m already forgetting the names of the philosophers and scientists it discusses. Well, most of them, anyway.

The author is a little left–not too bad, although he hangs onto the u in evolution, revolution, and solution a little like I (mis)remembered Old Major doing in Animal Farm (the cartoon). And he’s very eager for science to dispense with its relationship with the church and all that nonsense. Still, not filled with invective or name-calling, so still listenable like professors were in the late 20th century.

I think I would have enjoyed a course on actual science instead of the philosophy of it, but I got a little something out of this one anyway.

One of my goals (probably a stretch goal given how I waste time) is to clean my office closet so I can unbox and review the binders of audio course that I have available and pick one quickly. But that’s a stretch goal. Also, I’ve completed so many over the years that the bookshelf dedicated to the listened to audio courses is almost full. So I might have to take them out of the library binders or something. Or…. Pass them on? Hush your mouth! My estate sale is soon enough.

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Book Report: Poems by Mary Baker Eddy (1918)

Book coverWell, I found this book on my stacks four years later; I said when I bought this book with a couple others:

At any rate, it should give me a couple of handy collections of poetry to read out back in the evening. If I can find them again easily once I move them off of my desk and into the stacks of the Nogglestead library, where books just disappear.

Well, one of the other two books was Milk and Honey, which I read later that year. The other was 100 Bill Harvey Poems which I held in my very hand a couple of days ago when trying to pick a collection of poems to read while watching a football game.

I’d brought this book down from my bedroom reading chair because I’d been working on it for a while, but it was not really good browsing material. For one, it’s a loving edition of poems published posthumously by the founder of the Christian Science movement. This book is a former library edition, but its stamps are illegible and its checkout pocket has been removed; one presumes it was in a Christian Science Reading Room (I think there’s still one in Springfield; I’ll have to look to see if it’s still there when I go down Glenstone again). But it’s got gilded pages and drop capitals on each poem, and they’re…. Well, they’re mid-18th century poems harkening back to older forms. She’s imitating older styles, and she uses “ye” incorrectly.

I mean, it’s a cut above most of the 20th century grandmother poetry that I read and surely above Milk and Honey because of its decent rhythm and poetic sensibility. But I won’t remember anything of it once I put this book on the shelf. I didn’t flag anything, and I don’t remember any lines making me think they were especially well done. I mean, Riley and Dunbar are almost contemporaneous, and their vernacular poems are fun and their serious poems are markedly better.

Ah, well. In 100 years, nobody will be reading my poetry from 1990, so who am I to judge?

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Book Report: The Life of Greece by Will (and Ariel) Durant (1939)

Book coverAh, gentle reader, I have done it. Again. After three years, I have completed The Life Of Greece, the second volume in The Story of Civilization series, most of which I picked up in 2019 (I finished the first volume, Our Oriental Heritage, in August 2023). At this rate, I will finish the eleventh volume in 2053 and will be able to move on to Churchill’s history series or Summa Theologiae.

The book covers the history of Greek civilization from roughly 3500 BC to the mid-first century BC. Early chapters deal with early civilization on Crete and the legendary period of Greece, including the events that would have triggered Homer’s epics and whatnot. The book really gets going with the formation of the city-states and the machinations of Athens and Sparta and the other states that rose and fell with some peaks only being decades–a lifetime. It talks a lot about individual personalities and their contributions, and a lot of the material overlaps with An Introduction to Greek Philosophy which I just listened to and the current, almost complete history of the philosophy of science course I’m listening to now. Plus I know some of the players from reading some Plato, not enough Aristotle, and as far into Copleston’s The History of Philosophy. So some of it was review. Not that I’ll remember too much of it except for that which was reinforced by the other things I’ve listened to recently, particularly the philosophical distinction between being and becoming which is something that has traded predominance in philosophy and science for decades.

The same thing I said about the first book I shall repeat here: Durant (or Durants) is (are) old school leftists, so a lot of asides in favor of socialism and throwing off the shackles of religion (in the Greeks’ case the old gods of mythology, but sometimes Christianity as well, but not the Greeks, although he does draw a line from Stoicism in its Greek roots to Christianity). He also has a tendency to go back and forth in time as he breaks eras and epochs into different silos, such as science, philosophy, painting, sculpture, and so on, so he’ll exhaust one silo and start back in another. Undoubtedly, this will become less of a problem when the individual volumes of the series compress into decades or centuries–the next one is Caesar and Christ which might only be a couple of hundred years (although who knows how far it might stretch if it includes the Byzantine empire), and others collapse into even smaller chunks of time. But in these first two books, where he covers millennia (and, in the first, the same or similar millennia spread across several cultures), the reader gets a little whiplash. Maybe the scholarly reader, or the merely educated before the 1970s reader, would not have the issue. But compared to educated men a hundred years before my birth, I’m a dunce.

So I have already placed Caesar and Christ on my chairside table, which defeats the purpose of my drive to finish off some of the thicker books on that table which have languished there for a long time. How long will Caesar and Christ remain there? I know, we’re all in suspense, gentle reader. Time will tell. But I will read some other books, or perhaps a couple of hundred, in the interim.

Oh, and I did flag some things for comment which I will displense periodically as From the Durant posts. Except this one:

Carneades of Cyrene, coming to Athens like a Greek Abelard about 193, made like bitter for Chrysippus and his other teachers by arguing with galling subtlety against every doctrine that they taught.

I bring this up because after I read Pope’s “Eloisa to Abelard” recently, I have seen or heard references to him several times, culminating in my picking up a biography of him last month. Which I might read before I finish Caesar and Christ or, at least, The Story of Civilization.

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Book Report: Cows of Our Planet by Gary Larson (1992)

Book coverI guess I reclaimed this book from my youngest’s bedroom in January as it was on the top of the stack, relatively, and I don’t have it mentioned in any Good Book Hunting posts. By on the top of the stack, I mean that I have again begun stacking the books atop the books atop by bookshelves, blocking view of my bladed weapons collection again, which means maybe I should actually finish books instead of working through really long books in the beginning of long series of long books. Which I am generally good at, which means I have lots of long series of books which would be good to read which I will probably never get to. But collections of cartoons? I can browse that while watching part of a football game (the first quarter of the Chiefs game since we can get those on one of our streaming services).

So: This is a collection of Far Side comics which were all the rage in the 1980s, right up there with Dilbert as to things you were likely to see cut out of the newspaper and posted on a teacher’s bulletin board, classroom door, or cubicle wall. The humor was zany, often absurd, and dealing with anthropomorphic animals, aliens, and sometimes weird people. I associate it with the 1980s, but this collection came out in 1992, so it has some George H.W. Bush jokes in it or things from that time. Maybe Desert Shield/Desert Storm?

At any rate, the daily cartoon was pretty high quality for its time and provided some amusement, but in reading them all at once in an evening, I only got a couple of actual chuckles, and I only flagged one:

As I am purportedly studying multiple martial arts at two schools (when I can drag my carcass into them, which does not coincide when classes are cancelled, when I am traveling, when I’m having contractors over for a few or many thousands of dollars’ worth of work, when I have no car because my beautiful wife is out of town, or because I am plumb lazy), that struck me. Only one of the schools features board breaks, though.

At any rate, it’s a book down (70 so far this year), and I’ve also discovered I have a Superman collection/graphic novel to browse during football games or as interludes between chapters/sections of long books in long series.

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De-Reified Potential

A long time ago, I made a category on this blog called DeRooneyfication which deals with projects or repairs that have sat idle for years (or decades)

Maybe I need a new category for DeReifiedPotential as well. If you remember, I talked about What “I’m Gonna” Looks Like based on a post that defined it thusly:

Because that’s my theory as to what hoarding really is: Reified potential. What might have been, in physical form. Again, n=1 here, so take this for what it’s worth, but the hoarder in my life has elaborate justifications for every single item she’s got, and they’re all of the “I’m gonna” type.

All those newspapers? I’m gonna make a scrapbook. The empty perfume bottles? I’m gonna turn them into wind chimes. She fancies herself an artiste — she even introduces herself that way — although the only actual art she’s ever produced is a series of sketches… from back in high school, which was a long time ago. They’re buried at the bottom of a big stack of sketch pads, all filled with nothing but “gonna.” I’m gonna start sketching street scenes. I’m gonna start tomorrow.

Well, in my couple of years-long project of cleaning out the garage and my morbid recent drive to at least get rid of a couple of things before an eventual estate sale, I’ve decided to clean out the little drawer organizers in the storeroom. These plastic three-drawer units were some of the first organizers we got here at Nogglestead, and I immediately filled them up with various crafting supplies and things I bought when taking my toddlers to garage sales and watching too much Creative Juice and reading things like the Trash to Treasure series of books (not in order, but 8, 2, and 6 in 2010–I also read 1 in 2020, but that was far past my junk project material accumulating days.

The drawers have remained mostly undisturbed in the last fifteen years, although I have gone to them for Sculpey or Velcro on occasion. But I have this idea of moving my beading supplies (my beading phase was also, apparently, 2010, judging by my Facebook photos) from under my secondary office desk where they’ve gathered dust since then into the organizer in the storage room.

So I’ve started to empty the drawers in there. Started. I’ve moved several bags of stamps and one probably dry inkpad into the donation boxes (didn’t I just clear a stack of donation boxes from my garage floor this summer in a previous bout of DeReifiedPotentialling? Yes.). I tossed out a couple of foam-and-velcro-backed photos I got from some church garage sale (the little modular home on Republic Road that has since become a dance school? Maybe.) which depicted some church event. They weren’t even my family or church’s photos, and I kept them for sixteen years. I have a couple of old clocks I bought for the movements in them, the Sculpey, a lot of computer chips (to make magnets of), a stack disc magnets, the Velcro, a spool or two of ribbon, and some other things yet to dispose of–I didn’t say this would be a quick thing–but I have decided to dispose of these:

A West Bend Thermo-Serv carafe and a West Bend Thermo-Serv Hot Pot (no cord). I think I planned to put artificial flowers in them. Heaven knows we have a couple of things with artificial flora in them around the house–a vase atop the bookshelves downstairs, two coffee carafes (one painted with stained glass paint and one with streaks from old, soon-to-be-discarded bottles of my beautiful wife’s nail polish), and a vase upstairs in the kitchen, I think–from my artificial flower arranging days. For a long time I had a vintage Thermos in the garage with the same idea or maybe the thought of cutting a space for a clock in it–but that’s already gone.

I checked Ebay first, of course, and they or equivalents are widely listed at just under $20. Minus the time, the listing and processing fees, and the postage and handling, but mostly the time, it’s not worth the effort. So they’re boxed in the garage, a new growing stack awaiting donation.

You know, the Lutheran high school has a really nice, curated thrift store. Perhaps I should donate these things to the veteran’s thrift store where you got more mish-mash of bric-a-brac and tchotchkes like these.

But they probably won’t make it to a facility for weeks/months/years. So if you, gentle reader, need one to complete the look of your retro kitchen, we can deal until probably early 2028.

As to the rest of the contents of the drawer units and the beading supplies in my office…. Well, that’s what 2029 is for.

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Oklahoma Was OK

It was quiet last week here as I went to Tulsa, Oklahoma, for a conference: Cybersecurity Maturity Model Certification Midwest Conference, known to me as CMMC, uh, MC. What is CMMC? Well, in a nutshell, it is a process for Department of War contractors to prove that their technologies, processes, and practices adhere to certain different standards of security. It’s adjacent to what used to be my mainline, software quality assurance, but my wife is big into it and has a string of letters on her LinkedIn profile and many fine remunerative contract opportunities so long as the Federal government keeps pushing for it. Which it sometimes is, sometimes isn’t. But I had a chance to learn something, and I had a chance to get away for a couple of days with a beautiful woman, so I took it.

The conference was in downtown Tulsa, so we stayed at the Hyatt Regency on Second Street. The textures from our window:

That’s looking northeast from our room which was on the southern edge of the building. The Hyatt Regency has a walkout basement thing going on; Third Street is a floor higher than Second Street, so the little parkway below just north of the building is a parking garage that serves the hotel and the performing arts center. I presume Tulsa or someone offered some green roof tax credits or something, because I saw a lot of them downtown.

Downtown Tulsa wasn’t full of older buildings like you get in some places. It’s not like downtown Springfield which has a bunch of brick buildings clustered together in a fairly small footprint. We didn’t ramble too far–from just north of the BOK Center to, what, Detroit or Cincinnati Street and Second Street to Cameron (once) but mostly Archer. An early review of the history made me think the older part of town was elsewhere, but the train tracks and the train depot are within this grid, so I guess it was a relatively small town until the oil boom in the 20th century, so most of the buildings are relatively new.

We got in on Wednesday afternoon, walked a bit to find the place where the conference was held, had a nice dinner at Ti Amo, which is right near the BOK Center arena, home of the minor league hockey team and host for nationwide touring act concerts. We met up with some CMMC professionals at Cabin Boys up on Main and Cameron, our furthest venture from our hotel, a walk in a warm rain. On Thursday, the conference had a full day. I, however, did not attend the whole day, opting to play hooky for a couple of sessions to walk up to Magic City Books, a new book store (that is, it sells new books–I guess the store itself is a decade old). I was looking for a regional or local history book, but it didn’t really have “a history of Tulsa” books. Wicked/Highway 66 books, some academicish books, and Prairie City by Angie Debo, which offers a “composite” of similar towns, I guess? What the book store did have was a shelf-sized display of books (dozens) on the Tulsa Race Massacre, a 1921 event which left many black (and white) residents of the Greenwood section of the town dead. Poor Springfield only had a single lynching in 1904 to try to carry collective or city-based racial guilt into the 21st century. Tulsa had a whole pogrom.

On Thursday evening, we had some Cajun food at Bourbon Street Cafe, and on Friday morning, we attended the half day of the conference–well, my wife did; I attended a single session and handled luggage and checkout duties. Then we drove home, tried to stop in Claremore for lunch but managed to get to the Chik-Fil-A at the same time as two high school cross country teams.

Another nice little break and quick trip like our stay downtown and an upcoming overnight in St. Louis. And maybe a lead on some work for me, which would be nice.

It’s funny; Tulsa is as close as either St. Louis or Kansas City to us, but we have to now not really thought of popping down for a quick visit. Staying downtown is nice, as although there are many people working in the towers and going in and out of the parking garages, the city is really quiet in the evenings. Foot traffic is less than even downtown St. Louis (we stayed downtown in April, and I didn’t see a bunch homeless people on the streets–I was only hit up once, sitting in the hotel coffee shop no less. The restaurants were empty, although I’m sure that’s different on concert nights and when something is going on at the performing arts center, but probably not as much as a major league sporting event.

So we will probably be back. Next year for the same conference if nothing else.

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The Christmas Intruder 2026

Okay, so we call a decoration we find after we’ve packed up the Christmas the Christmas Straggler, and I’ve documented many of them over the years here on the blog.

Now I’ve started a new tradition: Sometime before Christmas, I pick up a little decoration and put it on the mantel upstairs to see if anyone notices. It started in in 2023 and continued in 2024 and 2025 with little village figurines from Walmart. Since I was at Hobby Lobby on Monday for the project I mentioned yesterday, I picked up a little tchotchke (Christmas 50% off) and placed it in the customary spot:

It’s a little light-up Christmas tree which I don’t expect to light up.

Every year, after, the family indicates they have seen the early decoration pretty soon after I put it up. I dunno. I expect my oldest will spot it since he is fairly observant and spends a lot of the day pacing a loop through the living room/parlor/kitchen/dining room, so he has plenty of time in that room.

But I need a term for this tradition. The Christmas Intruder? The Christmas Sooner? The Christmas Tailgator? Pre-Straggler? I am open to suggestions.

And it occurs to me that this tradition might well be remembered more by grandchildren in a couple years than my actual children. After all, I started it when they were or were near adulthood.

One of these days, and by “days,” I mean “years” (but not too soon), we will cull our Christmas decorations. We have so many that we do not put out, ones that we received/inherited but hold no memories of our childhoods. And some from our childhoods are breaking down. So another culling, but perhaps not this year–although when we take the decorations down, it will be next year. We will see, I guess.

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I Made A Thing

Ah, gentle reader. The Handicrafts category here used to be so full of things I was trying, especially around 2010 and thereabouts when I watched a lot of crafting programs with my children, but it’s been tapering off since I’ve…. Well, I’ve had jobs and contracts filling the days and nights, and I’ve also ended up with a garage full of completed “projects” with nothing to do with them along with a garage full of components for intended projects (reified potential). I’ve started, slowly, winnowing (throwing out or donating) stuff from the garage (see lamentations in 2024 and 2026–as I said, it’s a slow process of self-negation in giving up on these things which I’ll never use.

Well: I had this Milwaukee Admirals sweatshirt which I bought at an Admirals game 2026 which I wore the edges off. No, seriously; the cuffs and neck were pretty frayed, but I eventually benched it because a large hole opened under the arms. Not just a split seam, but torn fabric (I guess the seams were pretty solid). I put it on a shelf in the closet with other things that I thought my mother-in-law could fix, as she offered the service in the past, but I never felt comfortable taking her up on it.

Time passed, and the offer is no longer operative. So I cleared that shelf of pants with opened hems and missing buttons and some things with torn knees that my boys have not fit into for years and put them in a donation box. But the Admirals sweatshirt–I wanted to do something with it. After all, it’s the Admirals old logo. No, not the penultimate logo, the “pirate” admiral–that replaced this, a classicker logo.

So, inspired by something my mother-in-law did for my oldest, who outgrew a child’s gi. She cut the logo from the back of the jacket and framed it. He still has it in his room somewhere–he has inherited an instinct for cluttercore interior design from his father, so it might not be visible at first glance, but it’s somewhere in there if I recall.

So I put the sweatshirt on the back of one of my desk chairs for a couple of weeks, and yesterday became THE DAY to do the project. I went to Michaels and then Hobby Lobby to find a frame or shadowbox for the thing. Frames at Michaels were like $40 (buy one, get one free, but I only needed one). So I went around to Hobby Lobby and found a shadowbox for $10 (40% off). I used a cardboard (not self-healing) mat whose last use might have been when my beautiful wife thought to trade with Pixie lessons in HTML for lessons in sewing in Casinoport 20 years ago. Or maybe we used it when making felt Halloween costumes fifteen years ago. But: It does not get much use, and it gathers much dust. I have a rotary/wheel fabric cutter which I bought to cut the tarnish-free cloth to redo my sainted mother’s jewelry box (all essentials acquired three or four or five years ago, project: Unfinished. Unstarted.) which I broke out of its packaging. And fifteen minutes later:

Jeez, it takes me so long to get around to these things, and I have a lot of time on my hands these days. I really need to spend less time at the computer, although time away from the computer does not give me the lotto chance of getting a job.

I will probably mark this Handicrafts, but I am not sure this rises to DeRooneyfication. But I (briefly) got some satisfaction from it, although in writing this post, I think again it was just twee. It’s on my wall in my office now, though, and a good memento even if I cannot wear it.

Now, if you’ll pardon me, I’m off to find a Milwaukee Admirals Jordin Tootoo jersey.

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Brian J., Saviour (If It Were British)

Well, sometimes you gauge your days by the number of lives you’ve improved or brightened, and if you’re like me, it’s a pretty low number. But Sunday I scored at least 1.

As I have mentioned, I like to step into our pool for five minutes in the mornings and the evenings. After all, we pay a pile to keep it going. Someone should use it. Now that we’re getting into the end of the pool year, it’s more rewarding because the water is colder. A dip in the morning, and I’m shivering and the fat is burning all day. A dip in the evenings, and I’m ready to get under the blankets and go to sleep.

But, sometimes, in the middle of the day, I step in to recharge. I’ve stopped, mostly, drinking coffee in the afternoons. So to perk myself up (now that the pool is a Wisconsin temperature), I’ll step in in the middle of the day. Sorry, I said that last sentence. Perhaps I need a dip.

So, on Sunday, I stepped into the pool mid-day. I say “step in” because we have a shallow end which shallow ends in steps, and one can walk into the pool there. The deep end has a diving board and a ladder. When I was younger, I would jump into the water, even when/especially when it was cold to acclimate quickly. Now, I step in measuredly, but not gingerly.

Mid-day, the sun is up and it alters which side of the pool I go to. In the dark, at sunrise or at sunset, it doesn’t matter. But when the sun is high, I want it at my back, or at least the top of my head where I’m facing away from its strongest rays. So, on Sunday, after noon, I went to the west wall of the pool, and saw something on the top rung of the ladder.

Now, here in the country, you get odd boles, bumps, mounds, and whatnot out of seemingly nowhere. Why, just yesterday, I was driving down Primrose and saw they’d gotten well onto building a large structure which signs indicated will be a Children’s Hospital. Which was in town, on a road I don’t travel that often, but it’s sometimes moreso that way out in the country (rapidly suburbanizing).

I squinted. Not because of the sunshine so much but mostly because I’m getting older, and I’m outside the age where LASIK touch-ups are effective (so soon?), and I’m to vain to get glasses, but I wouldn’t have worn them to the pool and would have to squint anyway. Is it a dead bird? A pile of leaves? Something more sinister?. I resolved to not let it bother me, but after only a minute and thirteen seconds in the pool (the temperature in the upper seventies yet, so I was not wussing out), I got out and had a look.

Dead bird? Baby possum? No, it was a fat field mouse, holding on for dear life and also terrified into petrification lest I eat it.

Sometimes, I dump tiny field mice from the skimmer baskets, but not mhonkers like this. Perhaps it had gotten disoriented in the overnight storms. But it probably did not know to hop from the ladder to the deck, and I’m not sure it could have executed the maneuver if it knew to try.

So I got the little manual skimmer, which is not so much a net as a paddle, and I knocked it into the pool. It started to scramble, indicating vita, and I scooped it up to the deck. Whereupon it found its footing akin to the cartoons we old-timers have seen in our childhood, and it scrambled across the deck and through the fence towards my house, most likely toward my beautiful wife’s flower garden and perhaps a nice little spot under our decaying deck.

So: I saved a life that day. Not a human one. So no song for it, but I feel just a little better about myself. As long as it stays outside. Because if it comes inside, the (cat) boys will dispatch it our I will. Because, you know, we all have our arbitrary rules for preservation of life.

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Call It What It Would Be: A Reboot

Ace quotes a video(?) about a director:

The Variety interviewer asked Snyder whether there were any other films he was “just dying to make.”

The director admitted that he still wants to make a Rick and Morty movie.

“It would be fun,” Snyder said. He then added, “For the longest time, I’ve been trying to make The Fountainhead into a movie or into TV show because it’s too long. I’ve written it.

When Variety pointed out that adapting the famous Ayn Rand novel was unlikely to “help with the right-wing allegations,” Snyder quickly agreed.

“I was going to say! That’s not going to help,” Snyder said. “But it’s an undeniably great book. What people don’t realize is that The Fountainhead in the 1950s was like Harry Potter now in terms of popularity. It was off the charts. Even just the why of that is worth it. And The Fountainhead is an insane melodrama. That’ll probably be my magnum opus. I’ll probably die on that one.”

Oh, c’mon, man. That was made into a film. In 1949.

I don’t know how I came up with a copy of that in college, before the World Wide Web, but I did, and I watched it several times. However, I have not watched the movie or read the book in a long time, and I used to read the book every couple of years and, in college, I watched the every couple of weeks. As much a function of how few videos I had as much as anything else.

But you cannot improve upon Gary Cooper. Although I expect “improve” is not what they would go for.

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Book Report: Misselhorn’s Pencil Sketches of St. Louis by Roscoe Misselhorn (1981)

Book coverAs I mentioned, I streamed part of the Kansas City Chiefs football game yesterday because apparently we have streaming subscriptions to CBS and to NBC along with Spotify (at $35 a month now!) and, I guess, some other things that do not include football games (not that Spotify does, but it went from $12 a month to $35 a month awful damned fast for a family subscription). “Watching” the game gave me an opportunity to page through one of my recent poetry-and-monograph purchases.

This book is a 45-year-old collection of pencil sketches by an artist born in 1902 (see this bio if you are so inclined). Some of them were made from old photographs, but they generally track to the early part of the 20th century based on the cars and whatnot. Some are just scenes from a particular corner, but others are of St. Louis landmarks, and these contain a bit of text about the landmark. Just a couple paragraphs.

Interesting to look at, and because of the early 20th century topic matters, I thought about the James R. Wilder books set in the first part of that century; although the books are not set in St. Louis, in many of them the characters come to St. Louis for one reason or another.

Also, it became a bit of a quiz at least as far as the landmarks goes. Which ones have I been to? Well, the Arch features in a couple of them. I’ve been there a couple of times and even went up it once as an adult. I’ve been to the Admiral riverboat when it was a casino and the Goldenrod Showboat when Todd had a brief, non-speaking role in a revue. I might have been on the Becky Thatcher–the book brought to mind that my mother, brother, and I took a cruise on the Mississippi in one of the Mark Twain themed boats once, and my brother and I got to handle the wheel for a bit because we were kids and that’s what they let kids do. I’ve been to Union Station a number of times, although the number of times my beautiful wife and I went to Landry’s behind it might exceed the times I was in the building myself. I’ve been to the Public Library a couple times–once to do some geneology research with a family friend and once professionally when I was writing documentation for library software to see how the company’s first client did things. I’ve been over the Grand Avenue Viaduct. I have been to either the New Cathedral or the Basillica for a funeral for the father of one of my wife’s co-workers. I’ve been to the Art Museum many times, but not in 20 or 25 years. I’ve visited both Grant’s Cabin at Grant’s Farm and the Hawken House in Old Trees; I do not think I’ve been to the Sappington House, but I’ve driven past it. And I’ve been to Lambert field a couple of times. Not as often as the Springfield-Branson National Airport, though.

Well, in retrospect, I’m glad I didn’t treat it like a full quiz because it’s 158 pages divided by two for a total of 79 sketches, and I’ve not been to that many of the places after all.

Still, and interesting browse during a football game. And another book towards my annual (stretch) goal of 100 read.

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Ask, And You Shall Receive

In my book report for The Runaway Jury, I said:

But you know what it brings to mind? In the middle 1990s, we almost had a subgenre of legal fiction dedicated to lawsuits against tobacco companies, ainna? They’re still around, though, not bankrupted or banned as they hoped in the 1990s. Are there such legal thrillers about lawsuits against tech companies or social media companies?

I thought not, but also acknowledged I might not know what I was talking about.

Today, whilst streaming the Chiefs game, I saw the ad for CBS’s Cupertino, which is:

Cupertino is an upcoming American legal drama television series created by Robert King and Michelle King, who also produce. It is scheduled to premiere on CBS on October 8, 2026. The series stars Mike Colter as a Silicon Valley attorney who, after being denied his stock options and dismissed by his employer, forms a firm with another ousted lawyer (Rachel Keller) to represent people harmed by the technology industry.

Apparently it is my own ignorance. I expect I will be up to speed on 2020s fiction in 2050 or thereabouts.

Oh, and in an unrelated but similar fashion, I also saw a commercial for Sheriff Country which features the toothsome Morena Baccarin as a sheriff. Why did they name it Sheriff Country? To emphasize it takes place in the country? Oh, I guess not; it’s part of the Fire Country-verse. ::sigh:: But the sheriff says in the commercial that she will take care of her town her way or something like that. Jeez Louise, not to thump this particular thing again (as when complaining about the television program Sleepy Hollow in 2015, sheriff is a county position, not a city or town position. But if you live in a city, you might see both in the same area. But out here in Unincorporated County Country, we only see the sheriff. Damned kids and their ignaence.

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