Book Report: Houses of Worship by Patricia A. Pingry (1977)

Book coverI bought this book at the end of June, and I selected it as my end-of-night, I-don’t-want-to-start-another-chapter-of-a-longer-book book. What are those longer books I deferred whilst paging through this book? In order of time spent on my chairside table without my planning to throw them back into the stacks, they are The Complete Works of William Shakespeare, The Life of Greece (the Story of Civilization Volume 2), The Rape of the Lock by Pope (not a long book, but eighteenth century verse is harder and slower to read than nineteenth), and whatever bit of fiction I’ve got. I have other books on the side table, but I’m going to one day soon clear them from that table and throw them back. It’s been long enough that I’ll want to start from the beginning again. Well, maybe not The Innocents Abroad.

At any rate: This is a hardback publication by Ideals Publishing, the firm behind Ideals magazine (at least in those days). It has 36 different entries on old churches and cathedrals not just Christian or Catholic but also including a synagogue, a temple of the Bahai faith, the Church of Latter Day Saints, and Christian Scientists. I guess, depending how ecumenical your faith is, the latter two are Christian faiths of a sort as well. But anyway.

They’re broken into chapters grouping them as old churches of New England (and a little west), missions, modern churches, and whatnot. Each entry has one to three pictures about it as well as a couple paragraphs of the location’s importance or origin. Many of the locations were by then (1977) abandoned by worshippers and picked up, sometimes after some time, by foundations or historical societies for restoration as museums.

But as with my score visiting the best book shops in the world, I found that I have been to three of these locations as well:

  • The Joan of Arc Chapel on the Marquette campus. Although I spent many hours reclining on the wall between the chapel and the Memorial Library, I only visited the chapel while showing the campus to someone else, either my mother at graduation or a girlfriend after. But I’ve been in it.
  • The Church of Annunciation, also in Milwaukee, which was the location of an annual Greek festival. Maybe I’ve only been on the grounds, but I have a sense that I took a tour at some point.
  • The new cathedral in St. Louis, where I attended the funeral of the father of one of my beautiful wife’s co-workers.

Which is a surprising number, actually, as I don’t tend to seek out old churches when travelling (active Missouri Synod Lutheran churches when staying over on a Sunday, but not old churches). And I have not been to the southwest (home of Spanish missions) or much to New England.

So an interesting little browse, especially for the purpose I use it: To pad out fifteen minutes before bed and to pad out my annual reading count.

I mentioned when I bought the book that it had an inscription. Here it is:

In it, Mrs. Gamble apologizes to the Barner family for “crashing their party” and hopes that they enjoy their retirement.

Internet stalking says the Gambles founded a gift shop in the 1960s that sold Waterford Crystal and that they later sold the store in 1984 to a local poet/children’s book author and his wife. The shop closed in 2018. Mr. Gamble died in 1990; Mrs. Gamble died in 2021 at 101. Mr. Barner was a local banker who died in 2021 at 100. Given that the inscription is dated 1986, he had a nice long retirement. Mrs. Barner died in 2009.

I really have become an Internet stalker of people whose books I later own, and this seems really weird because unlike Mary Ovenshine, these people could have been neighbors. Well, probably not, but some of them lived in Springfield when I did.

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Movie Report: Zardoz (1974)

Book coverwell, as I bought this film on Friday, of course I watched it Friday night. I mean, it’s Zardoz. You might never have heard of the film, but if you’ve been on the Internet for any length of time, you’ve seen Sean Connery in his costume.

And if you have not, you’ve seen it now.

The film is dated 1974, and it was filmed in 1973, but this is a very British and very 1960s movie.

The plot involves a bifurcated or trifurcated story set in 2293, 320 years in the future. A flying stone head, the god Zardoz, distributes guns (but no ammunition seemingly aside from what might be in the guns) to Connery-clad Brutals. The orange-clad ones are Exterminators, tasked by Zardoz to hunt down other Brutals, the normal ones, and exterminate them to keep them from overpopulating or just because this is a 60s British movie. However, I guess the Exterminators are also making the other non-Exterminator Brutals raise grain for Zardoz. Which, it turns out, is a front for the Eternals, a group of people living in luxury, albeit a early to mid-20th century luxury. The Eternals are protected in a society run by a crystal-based AI called the tabernacle, written/built mostly by their parents who locked them into one or more protective societies called Vortexes, and they have evolved beyond sleep, instead doing hippie-dippy group meditation or something. They’ve got their problems, too–some of them have become Apathetic and don’t bother to move, and others who commit thought crimes are artificially aged, so a group of old people live in permanent old age in an old folks’ home. But Zed, Connery’s character, sneaks aboard Zardoz and lands in a Vortex. He is taken into custody, studied, and displayed as a curiosity even as one Eternal, played by Charlotte Rampling, wants to destroy him before he can destroy the Eternals.

As I mentioned, this is a very 60s British movie with more of an idea and cinematic execution of an idea than a gripping or even plausible plot. It starts with the floating head of the Eternal flying the, well, flying head of Zardoz explaining some of what he was doing followed by the head barfing guns and the Exterminators taking them and Sean Connery shooting the camera/audience before the titles. Some of the scenes and set pieces are very cinematic and perhaps influenced a bit by expressionism of some sort, and the sets have a spareness you might find in Blake’s 7 or The Prisoner. And the ending where Zed takes a woman, impregnates her, and family snapshots as they grow older with their single son and then die leaving little trace (even though Zed had received all knowledge of the Tabernacle through “touch teaching” which was a very groovy sex montage) kind of leaves one wondering, and not in a good way.

I mean, would man evolve that much and that way in only 300 years? The Brutals getting shot looked like they were dressed for the mid-20th century. And why were they shooting brutals who were producing their food? Was the whole thing a long plan designed to introduce Zed to destroy the Eternals, some of whom inherited the life and were bored with it? One could say It’s a timely metaphor for Western Civilization in the 21st century if one wanted to, and one could maybe write an academic paper on it that few people would read. Fewer people than would watch Zardoz in the 21st century, perhaps.

Yeah, so a cinematic idea more than a movie. And more an event to witness because that photo of Connery is floating around.

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Things That Annoy Brian J., Number ∞

The cardboard twelve-pack cartons that convince you they’re soda dispensers.

They’re oriented so the cans are on their sides, which means that if you tear them to act as a dispenser by tearing the top of one end comes off with perforations, it leaves a half of the end glued to hold the cylinders in. However, one often over-tears or loosens the glue holding the bottom part of the end, leading to unwanted dispensation.

Also, they ensure that they consume the cubic volume of 12 cans in your refrigerator whether they contain 11 cans or only 1.

My oldest has taken to bringing them home and opening them according to the instructions. After which I empty them and stand the cans on their ends properly in the refrigerator to make room for delicious leftovers, and that lasts a couple of days until the next twelve packs arrive.

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Book Report: Flashing Swords! #4: Barbarians and Black Magicians edited by Lin Carter (1979)

Book coverWell, after reading Flashing Swords #2, I picked up the other entry in the series of anthologies (there were five total) that I had (and that I bought at the same time ten years ago).

Again, this is a collection of sword-and-sorcery novellas by a small circle of writers from the time period with an introduction by Carter.

The stories include:

  • “The Bagful of Dreams” by Jack Vance, a story of Cugel the Clever. Cugel is down on his luck, and he meets up with a wizard with a bagful of dreams on his way to impress a royal personage and win a prize. But Iolo and Cugel beset and try to best each other beforehand and before the Duke.
  • “The Tupilak” by Poul Anderson is part of a series about human/merfolk hybrids seeking to find their vanished kind. They come to a cold land where colonists from abroad are suffering and are hounded by invaders from the north, and the merfolk intervene to try to save them.
  • “Storm in a Bottle” by John Jakes, a Brak the Barbarian story which starts with Brak as a captive brought into a strange town under threat from a dark mage who might be leading barbarians in the hills against them. Brak breaks free and finds that the threat comes from closer to home.
  • “Swords against the Marluk” by Katherine Kurtz which is part of the Deryni series. Apparently, it’s an event that the books mention but did not cover, and it’s how one new king defeated a magickal rival with magic of his own and a Deryni on his side. I didn’t get much out of it because I haven’t read the books.
  • “The Lands Beyond The World” by Michael Moorcock wherein Elric finds himself in another world having traveled through a gate and having had some adventures there. He is on his way back when he encounters a woman in trouble, on the run from an ancient sorceror who wants to resurrect an old love in her, and Elric tries to protect her.

I liked the Cugel story; I might have read the Brak story in middle school or high school; and the Elric stories are growing on me. I don’t know that any of it will stick with me, but it was for the most part a pleasant passage of a couple of hours. The context-switching between the stories, with completely different rules and whatnot, was kind of difficult. Probably easier if one is more used to anthologies and definitely easier if you’re familiar with each story’s particular mythos from other works.

So will I pick up the other three books in the series? Well, if I see them at a book sale, perhaps, but I don’t think I’ll order them.

So will this conclude Brian J.’s year of sword-and-sorcery? Maybe not.

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Good DVD Hunting, August 23, 2024: Friends of the Christian County Library Book Sale, Nixa

I stopped by the Nixa branch of the Christian County Library for its turn at the book sale (Clever’s branch was in June; the Sparta branch has one in October). As it was Friday, it was not bag day, so I didn’t dump a bunch of Louis L’Amour paperbacks into my library again. As expected, I mostly bought DVDs and audio courses.

I got two audio courses: The History of Ancient Egypt and Emerson, Thoreau, and the Transcendentalist Movement (which is timely as I’m slowly making my way through Walden again).

I got several DVDs:

  • Zardoz with Sean Connery. Finally!
  • Predator and Predator 2. I’ve seen the first several times but not the second. I must have seen them on cable as I don’t think I own the films on physical media.
  • From Here to Eternity. I think I have just seen the book on the shelves while looking for something to read. Whether I actually read the book or watch the movie first is uncertain as my to-watch stack is getting almost out of hand these days.
  • The Day After Tomorrow, the Dennis Quaid climate apocalypse film. This was playing on the television on my last trip to my brother’s house, and his new wife said it was a favorite. From what I could tell, the first half of the film is people dramatically watching television news.
  • The Riddick Collection which has Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick, and a third film I didn’t know existed.
  • Every Which Way But Loose, the Clint Eastwood and the orangutan movie. Well, the first of them.
  • Ancient Civilizations Uncovered: Inca Civilization. Probably cable- or lower-grade material, but I can watch this because it’s not on YouTube. I recently listened to/watched Lost Worlds of South America. Presumably this will be about as timely as that twelve-year-old lecture series.

I did get a single book, Tough Guys and Gals of the Movies. Which is a movie-adjacent title.

Undoubtedly I would have been more indiscriminate in my acquisition on bag day. But I do seem to be slowing down a bunch in what I buy these days. I’m out of record storage for the nonce; I am slow in reading books these days (well, probably no slower than my average over the last decade or so, but the vast quantities of books that I have not yet read here in the stacks is beginning to daunt me); and my cabinets are full of movies and videos to watch that I have not yet watched, including numerous television series which will take some time to get through. So I am slowing down.

Which might only mean this trip. Next month is the big autumn sale up north, and who knows what my mood might be then.

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On Discoveries America: Wisconsin (2006)

Book coverI got this DVD in 2023, and when I had the urge to watch a short little something the other night, I popped this in. After all, I have to start making some room as the friends of the Springfield-Greene County Library book sale is coming up again next month, and I am more likely to go nuts on movies than books or even records (unless I do get the additional record shelves built before then).

So: This is a little cableish travel documentary on Wisconsin. Well, no, it’s more a series of segments on different places to go in Wisconsin. It includes Milwaukee, Waterloo (well, the Trek bike company in Waterloo), Wisconsin Dells (well, Noah’s Ark water park), Baraboo (well, the Circus World Museum and not the Village Booksmith book shop), Door County, Eagle River, and a couple things about making cheese and log rolling (in LaCrosse, if I recall).

The segments are pretty brief, but they are informative when they show cheese being made, cows being milked, or bicycles in various states of construction. Watching a brief review of Milwaukee and its river walk or a promo for Noah’s Ark (where the water animals play, he sang, remembering a thirty-year-old jingle) less so. I have to wonder if some of the locations/attractions paid to be included. But not all of them; I cannot imagine the little dairy that opens the show paid nor the cheese factory, but who knows?

At any rate, I kinda kept a running checklist of the places I’d been (Milwaukee, Baraboo, Wisconsin Dells, La Crosse) and the places I would like to go (Door County). And, yes, if you’re wondering, I did end up with a lingering Wisconsin accent for a day or so after watching. Less than actual visiting Wisconsin, though, and it’s been too long since I have. So maybe the cost in wistfulinaiety might be high, personally speaking.

I’m not that eager to watch/purchase others in the line, even Missouri. But who knows? When the berzerker frenzy of buying on half-price day veils my eyes, no one can tell what might end up in my boxes.

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Book Report: The Wisdom of Yo Meow Ma by Joanna Sandsmark (2005)

Book coverThis book is classified as humor, and undoubtedly it was designed to be a quick, fairly inexpensive, gift for someone you know who has a cat, whether that person (or cat) is a Taoist or Buddhist or not. It’s structured like a set of sutras (or suttas, depending upon your particular flavor of Buddhism) where a story or teaching of the titular cat is presented and then you get some explanation/exegesis (including disputes amongst the experts who study the titular cat).

So I think it’s supposed to be satire, but it’s actually pretty close to the mark as far as how books of this stripe go (remember, I’ve read some of Thich Nhat Hanh’s commentaries on Buddha’s teachings and other work, so although I am not a scholar, I recognize the structure). And, I mean, some of the life lessons that the book presents are actually helpful life lessons even if you’re not a cat.

So I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be arch commentary riffing on Eastern philosophy or if it’s a gateway to Eastern philosophy, or at least the self-help elements of popular Eastern philosophy. Nothing in it is absurd or laugh aloud funny. I’m not sure anything even rises to the level of amusing, actually, as much of the book is fairly earnest.

It looks as though the author has a couple of cat-themed books, a book on runes, and wrote something for Wonder Woman comics. So I don’t know what to make of the book based on the other things that the author has written. So very, very odd.

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I Didn’t Know They Were Low Income

when I lived there: Public housing is home: The story behind the stories of Greentree apartments in Milwaukee:

Through the O’Brien Fellowship in Public Service Journalism at Marquette University, I spent 15 months capturing life at Greentree, a low-income housing complex that sits on 14 acres on Milwaukee’s north side and is home to more than 700 residents.

An apartment in there was my first home, where my father fished my first bike out of the communal dumpster.

We moved into the housing projects about the time I was four.

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Book Report: Priceless Gifts Salesian Missions (1995)

Book coverThis is the second of the two little Salesian fundraising giveaway collections that I bought in last year; I read another, The Way, in June. Which means that I have another floating around here somewhere. They’re awfully small, so who knows when I will find it. This volume comes from the middle 1990s, which means that they were still coming in the mail to potential donors as far as that. The Way was from 1983, so they certainly had a run that spanned decades. Which means I might be able to find a bunch of them out there, not that I need to collect another series intermittently. Or perhaps one does not find them so often because they are little cheap giveaways that most people did not save (or, probably, even read).

So: There’s not too much to say about this that I did not say for The Way, which was:

This volume is 32 pages of grandmother poetry focusing on religious themes, but generic Christian religious themes–you get Jesus and you get God, but no Mary. The small pages are akin to Ideals magazine, with the poems set on pages surrounded by illustrations of homey and old-timey scenes and landscapes. Basically, the target crowd overlapped a lot with people who would subscribe to Ideals. They’re poems, too, not prayers; some are addressed to God, but most of them talk about God instead. Quality varies from meh to okay, but really, this is everyday poetry, the kind that people who were not academic poets or kept by patrons wrote. Normal people. I mean, jeez Louise, my father wrote poetry not unlike this. So it’s not designed to be profound, meaningful, or obscure to differentiate the Poet from the Rubes without advanced degrees in literature. So it was nice, and a quick read, and I suppose it could fit into one’s daily devotions if one were so inclined.

It comes from a time when everyday people read middlebrow poetry, and it was not seized by academics and obscuratans who decided poetry is only for them. Of course, it kind of tracks also with the decline of education and the replacement of books by other media (television, the Internet) which means that regular people turn to other things seeking the meaning and the sense of life rather than poetry. Which is a shame.

Most of the poems in this volume are nice, which is probably a step below not bad, but they’re not aiming for Literature. Not that the Literature that has replaced this sort of poetry will be any more remembered through the centuries if nobody is reading, sticking on their mirror or fridge, or memorizing them either.

At any rate, I will probably pick more of these books up when I run into them.

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Book Report: Flashing Swords #2 edited by Lin Carter (1973)

Book coverWell, I recently read The Quest of Kadji, and in doing some research on him (reading the Wikipedia entry), I was reminded that he edited the Flashing Swords anthologies, two of which I bought in 2014 (along with the volumes of the Agents of T.E.R.R.A. series, The Golden Goddess Gambit and The Emerald Elephant Gambit, both of which I have also read this year, which means I’m clearly catching up on my reading from the last decade, slowly). Given that I’d read a Carter original, I thought perhaps no time would be better to read these anthologies which I’ve passed over many times in the past.

When I bought The Quest of Kadji in 2018, Friar said, “Carter worked in the same vein as ERB, in many cases to a degree of homage that rose to pastiche.” In the introduction to this book, Carter uses the word pastiche, which can just mean that it’s a conscious imitation like an homage. But the word has come to take on a more purple prose definition since then. I also said, “I did read some of John Jakes’ Brak stories, though.” in the comments, which is amusing given that this book has a Brak story in it.

Carter explains that he is part of a small group of sword-and-sorcery writers with some twee name, and he has started anthologizing some of their works. Strangely enough, I ended up with the even numbers of the series which filled the 1970s.

This book includes:

  • “The Rug and the Bull” by L. Sprague de Camp which features a group of travellers similar to Gypsies who try to sell a flying carpet to a king.
  • “The Jade Man’s Eyes” by Michael Moorcock wherein Elric is enlisted to travel West to his homeland in search of the ancient fabled city of his people, but disasted befalls the expedition as it often does when Elric is involved. You know, I might have heard the name Elric in my youth, probably on BBSes when the material was fresh, but I have not read any of the related novels. I’ve read The Black Corridor and An Alien Heat twenty years ago, and they put me off on the Moorcock. But the Elric stories might be interestinger.
  • “Toads of Grimmerdale” by Andre Norton wherein a woman seeking revenge for her ravishing and impregnation at the hand of an invading army’s man asks help of unholy creatures only to learn that she might have marked the wrong man for revenge.
  • “Ghoul’s Garden” wherein Brak the barbarian encounters a woman and a cleric travelling and finds that a man pursuing the woman has a rug which contains its own dark world in the embroidery.

At 200 pages, it’s not a long read, but it does require some context-switching between each story. It might help, I suppose, if I were versed in the sword-and-sorcery of the era, as they’re all part of pre-established worlds.

But I do agree that sword-and-sorcery comes best in short stories or novellas (as these anthologies contain). Too much world building would bog things down. Too bad that all genres (and modern representatives therein) did not learn the lesson. People want to read quick escapes, not plunge into hundreds of pages of world building. Or, probably, I’m speaking for myself, more a fan of Hemingway than Faulkner.

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School District Also Reinvents Math

School district’s new grading system gives students a low grade of 40% instead of a zero:

A school district in Missouri adopted a new grading system that prevents students from receiving a zero even if they didn’t do the assignment.

The Kansas City Public School district launched the “no zero policy.’

Essentially, the minimum grade on any given assignment is 40%. The policy is designed to help struggling students catch up, KCTV reported.

I laughed out loud at the story. But it’s not funny.

Sadly, the recent paradigm has been that a student can turn an assigment in late for half credit. So now actually doing the work, albeit late, only will yield one up to an additional 10% for the student’s efforts. So why bother?

Because it makes the administrators look good.

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Surprisingly, I Scored 1 of 6

Six of the world’s best bookshops – and where to sit and read nearby

I mean, I got only 4 of 9 in the best bookshops in Missouri (and probably 3 of 9 with whatever replaced Calvin’s Books in Branson which closed in 2021).

But best in the WORLD? As described in a British newspaper?

I actually visited one, City Light Books, on our last trip to San Francisco which must have been, what, ten years ago? Our second trip to the Bay Area. The one where we also went to Yoshi’s in San Francisco before it closed.

And, to be honest, I am likely to hit one of the other book stores on the list before we visit San Francisco again. Which is to say, unlikely at all.

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Movie Report: Caddyshack (1980)

Book coverIn lieu of picking up one of the many score of films I’ve accumulated and that rest inside my unwatched cabinet or atop the video game cabinet, I recently sat down and rewatched this DVD which I’d seen before. Perhaps it was because Facebook had been showing me posts about the film as it was released in July, so every page that promotes itself on Facebook dealing with movies had to remind its followers of it and Facebook taints my feed with nonsense. Or is it? Clearly, it influenced my viewing habits here, although I did not choose to follow any Facebook pages, and I rewatched a DVD I already owned. So commercially speaking, it was a worthless for Facebook. Unless it has some other sort of agenda….

At any rate, where was I? Oh, yes, Caddyshack. I was too young to see it in the theaters, and by the time we had cable, the film had rotated off of it. So I did not see it for the first time until the film was over a decade old or more. I’ve watched it within the last decade since I have the DVD of it, but I don’t appear to have shared my thoughts on it, so here I will.

It’s a common theme: The stuffy well-to-do versus the working class. In this case, Danny is the oldest of a large family, and he works at the country club as a caddy (obv). A new member, played by Rodney Dangersfield, represents the noveau riche, in this case a local condo developer who is crude and upsets the swells lead by Ted Knight. Danny needs a college scholarship that Knight’s Judge Smails controls, so he has to suck up to the judge whose niece, played by Cindy Morgan, has come to stay with him, and she’s a looker and very, erm, worldly and tempting. Chevy Chase plays a Zennish golfer, and Bill Murray plays Carl, the groundskeeper tasked with eliminating the gophers. I mean, the film is so iconic that I don’t have to explain it to you, gentle reader. After all, you’re old enough to be reading a blog, so you’re of a certain age. One who can quote the movie, and you’ve got that going for you, which is nice.

One thing that this film does not do, and some others have, is change whom you’re rooting for as you get older. The Smailsians are so over-the-top snobs that you don’t end up rooting for them against the kids like in some movies. It’s a story of the underdogs and Rodney Dangerfield against the bluebloods, and that’s the story of America. Well, competent underdogs against the bluebloods. Which is not necessarily the story of current America.

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The Other Fine Furniture Of Nogglestead

After finishing my death march of painting all of my fence in a single year, I had another project to tackle: The toy box in the pool area that we use to store pool toys and floats.

It started out as a recepticle for my young children’s outdoor toys. You know, big plastic trucks, various balls, a wiffle ball set, a batting tee, a big ball-with-handle for bouncy rides, plastic lawnmowers, and so on. As it was built to hold large toys and with the thought that young boys might climb it, I built it strong. And, let’s face it, fine furniture at Nogglestead, at least the things I build, are really just two by fours screwed together (see also the record shelves I built five years ago). Although the toy box had some two by twos and one by threes screwed on it as well for some reason. Aesthetics? Extra stability? Who knows.

Well, my boys outgrew the outdoor toys, so I painted the toy box red and moved it to the pool area where it could hold the pool toys, noodles, floats, balls, dive toys, and such.

Over the course of a decade, the dripping toys made their mark on it. I noticed that the base of it was rotting at one side. So I thought I would bang out a couple of boards and replace them and repaint it.

Oh, but no. The rot was not just the end of the boards on the bottom, but also the framing holding the walls to the sides and the smaller boards at the bottom as well.

So my youngest and I completely took it apart, cut down the rotting boards, and rebuilt a new similar structure from the remnants, and painted it red again from the same can of paint, and:

It’s smaller, but that’s okay. Even though I’m personally spending more time in the pool these days–I try to hit it once a day, but that’s fallen to only a couple times a week this month–it has lost its enchantment for the boys, who hit the pool four or five times a day the first summer we let them swim without us. I have been told that the oldest got into the pool for the first time this year last week, and the youngest has let us drag him out there a handful of times. We haven’t had anyone over to swim in a long time. Maybe once last year?

So it might be the last time I deal with the pool fence and certainly with this toy box.

And, I am pleased to say, the garbage men did not balk at a little scrap wood in the bin. Which is another story in itself.

But what shall I do with this small amount of red paint I have remaining? Put it back in the garage for the next round of garage cleaning, which is on track to be a multi-year project.

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In Celebration of the MfBJN Year of Sword and Sorcery….

Cedar Sanderson reposts her thoughts on the Schwarzenegger Conan the Barbarian.

Well, it’s just a coincidence, actually; I doubt she is celebrating the Year of the Barbarian like I am (reading Tigers of the Sea, Conan the Invincible, Hour of the Dragon, The Cthulhu Stories of Robert E. Howard, The Quest of Kadji, and more).

She enjoyed it less than I did, but she was not a teenaged boy when she first saw it. The last time I saw it was July 2022 when I watched all the Conan movies in rapid succession.

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Besieged By Buckets

Well, gentle reader, I have done it, and I want a cookie.

I mentioned in the beginning of July that I was painting my fence this year, albeit slowly, as part of cleaning my garage.

In past years, I have started with, what, fifteen or twenty gallons of paint in the orbit of my close-in back yard, but I’ve generally turned fence painting into a multi-year endeavor. I’d start out with the outside of the whole fence, and that would end up taking a couple or three weekends of painting four or five hours each day, and by that time, I would decide I was done painting for the year. Then, the next summer, I would tackle the inner part of the fence. I’ve only painted the fence inside the pool deck once, in the cycle that started in 2020. And this does not count the time it would take to paint our rather large deck which also tends to be on a multi-year cycle. Judging by the color, I painted the deck portion during the 2020 cycle, and it must have been in the spring, as I also painted the vertical surfaces that border my beautiful wife’s flower garden, probably before it had grown. But I must have turned to the outside of the fence at that time, as only that part of the outside of the deck is Mission Brown, the 2020 color. The remainder of the exterior of the deck is Russet Brown, the 2016 or 2012 color.

This year, instead of spending four hours on each weekend day, I instead spent an hour or two (or three) most days so far this summer to march around the fence lines.
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Purple Paint Laws, Oversold

If you see this color painted on a tree in the woods, your life could be in danger — here’s why:

Forget a red flag — if you see purple, start running.

In nearly two dozen states, a purple marking on a tree or other stationary object out in the wild denotes private property, and depending on where in the United States you are, landowners could be heavily armed.

To be completely safe? Keep out.

PANIC! RED STATES == DANGER!

“If it’s just purple paint with no signage, people may be less likely to understand what that is unless the state itself and organizations across the state have done a significant job getting that info across to all visitors,” he said.

Not to mention, determining where public land ends and private property begins is pricey, but to allow landowners to mark their territory themselves could create another host of issues.

Maybe you should learn a little something about where you’re going before wandering into the woods.

Jeez, I am not a hiker, and I know what the purple means. And I’ve pointed it out to my children what it means so they would know.

Anyone who insists on signage every couple of feet so that wanderers off of the path in a state park can see them does not actually understand how expensive that would be for a land owner. Or think that they’re entitled to that sort of coddling no matter the cost.

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