I’ve Altered Our Catchphrase

Lileks today:

Anyway, I just remembered the name of the new place, the one that’s a cafe but also has COFFEE in its name in case you didn’t think the CAFE had COFFEE. The name?

BRIM

So I can’t wait until they open and I can walk in and ask if they have any coffee. It will also be tempting to say “Fill it to the rim,” and then have an expectant look on my face as I wait for everyone else to complete the catch phrase.

Which, of course, they won’t.

You can, can’t you?

I have been known to say, “Fill it to the rim. With grim.”

But I am a curmudgeon at best.

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“Heat Dome” Is The Winter Equivalent Of “Bomb Cyclone”

Did you ever hear of a “heat dome” before this year or last? Me either.

What Is A Heat Dome? Explaining The Deadly Weather Pattern Behind America’s Most Dangerous Summer Days

Kind of like “bomb cyclone” hit public consciousness five years ago and gets thrown around all the time now. Well, all the time, in winter. We have one or more bomb cyclones every winter, which is unprecedented (in that we used that term for winter weather).

Forget millennial discovers. This is millennial names. And it’s all because it never happened before the younger generation existed (according to the younger generation). And now, it’s millenial names, and LLMs repeat ad infinitum to each other and us.

It’s all my fault, probably.

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Why Does This Case Have An Endnote?

I let my beautiful wife go to Sam’s Club by herself today. Actually, she asked if I wanted to go before she planned her trip, but I thought to do some yard work this afternoon, so I encouraged her to go on her own. Honestly, she’d heard me complaining about the new “Scan ‘n’ Go only” policy which I’d kvetched about in April. They kind of relented, apparently, with rumor that they would keep a couple registers, but when I went last week, they had whittled manned checkout stands down to one and a couple of self-checkouts which lead to a line in the 8am hour allotted only “Plus” members who paid extra for the privilege. She came back after almost two hours incensed. So I guess it won’t be hard to convince her to abandon it entirely if they continue to try to improve profitability by a partial percent at our expense.

But that’s neither here nor there. The purpose of this post is to dwell upon the copy on the side of one of the empty cases that she grabbed to carry things.

10 Seconds is all it takes to kill 99.9% of Bacteria15

The books I’ve been reading lately with notes favor end notes, and it’s more common it seems to use stars and daggers for footnotes when they’re on the bottom of the page, but the rest of the box has no notes whatsoever, not fourteen preceding the fifteenth and nothing marked 15.

I mean, how did it get there? Did some junior graphic designer just swipe and paste it from the packaging which might have footnotes? Or from a document with the claims which had footnotes?

The minor things that vex me in a minor way.

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More than a 5K Away

I have gotten onto some odd email lists somehow (presumably by applying for jobs that are really just data collection tools for spammers and fraudsters).

This one, though, goes to my Hotmail address (28 years old and still humming although Microsoft might be making it harder if not impossible to use) all of a sudden: Realtime crime reports in, what, Utica, New York?

I’m almost afraid to learn why something thinks I live in Utica, New York. I probably have multiple properties which I’ve optimistically valued for bank loans or something and am subject to the full sanction of New York law.

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Sunday Morning Blog Readings Lead To Wishlisting

Unfortunately, we’re in the dead of summer, so no one is thinking what to get me for Christmas, my birthday, the anniversary, or Father’s Day. I’d put them on my Amazon Wishlist, but nobody in my family thinks of that. Oh, well. I can mark them here so when I’m motoring through my archives five years hence, I’ll remember them.

Meanwhile, my beautiful wife has a birthday coming up, and I’m not sure I have anything for her. Maybe I do. I should check the closet, and I should get out of the house and find more for her. And get onto my Christmas shopping.

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I’d Just Wondered Where They Went

On of the vacation days in May which we spent at home instead of the resort we’d booked, we went to a couple of game and card stores to make up to our youngest, the Pokémon speculator, for the fact that we didn’t go to any such in Branson. So we hit a few, and when we went to Meta Games up on Sunshine, I saw a big display for Pathfinder, but not much else.

I started to tell my beautiful wife that White Wolf Games were really big in the 1990s, but you hardly hear about them any more.

This weekend, Lake of Lerna started a series on the history of White Wolf Games which apparently are still, sort of, a thing.

Two things:

  • It turns out the RPG section of Meta Games was on a wall we passed on our way out, not our way in, and it does indeed have some White Wolf Games.
  • I’m not just turning into a referrer for Yakubian Ape’s Substack, but I do find his deep-dives into Millenial and Gen-Z culture interesting.

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“We Ain’t Seen You Around Burger World Lately. So Where You Been, Huh?”

Also known as “Adventures in Camping in Your Own Home.”

We had a storm come through on Sunday afternoon with straight ahead winds of up to 80 miles an hour. Wider than the derecho that took down our electric drop and toppled an apple tree which I have not yet had the heart to cut down because it’s still alive, although not thriving. We watched the winds bend the trees, and my wife said the house was shaking, although I did not feel that. She and my youngest continued to watch it, and I went back to my desk, and out went the lights.

We’re kind of used to short outages, and we had one for a couple of hours a couple years back, but this one was different.

City Utilities working to restore power to Springfield after damaging storm

(We’re not on City Utilities; we have an electric co-op.)

Earlier this year, a strong set of storms knocked out power to places in the northern reaches of the area for a week, and so I thought this time might be different. And it was. It turns out to have been 42 hours, two nights and a day and a half, without power. Of course, we did not know that then.

So our little camping-at-home adventure began.

How did we do?

Well, we had plenty of drinking water laid in (as we’re on a well, when we do not have electricity, we do not have running water, either). We had to ration flushes, which left the house smelling a bit like a gas station.

We had plenty of food, and we went out to eat a couple or three times.

We had a great opportunity to change the water filters–which is generally not a pain, but it had been a while–as we drained all water in the lines to flush toilets.

We had a great opportunity to defrost our freezer. We’ve not gotten it low enough on contents that we could put it in our other freezers for a couple of hours on a summer day. Instead, we got the chance to give the contents of our warming refrigerator to a friend with a large family who could always use extra comestibles–which includes a full gallon of milk and 24-pack of eggs fresh from Sam’s Club. And we took meat and whatnot from our warming freezer to the food bank this morning where they passed it out immediately to customers. And now we have a fresh and clean freezer. Just think that if we had defrosted it sometime in the responsible past, it might not have held until the day the food bank was open.

I read a little in the evenings by lantern light. We didn’t use candles–we have plenty of little LED lanterns that provide plenty of light for reading or writing. I carried a flashlight in my pocket because Nogglestead is dark at night; interior rooms where we live and the corridor mostly lack windows, and the nights were moonless. I remember spending the night we bought the home here, and I remember it as having been very dark indeed. We must have had the electricity turned on the next day–even on dark nights, ambient light from our security lights outside make it pretty easy to move about, but the last two days I’ve had a flashlight in my pocket.

On Monday, we went and helped a friend who had limbs of her maple tree across a driveway. After a quick bath in the pool, I went to the gym. Then, the youngest and I went to lunch and then to Relics for gift shopping. On each trip out, we hoped to return to lights beside the garage doors, but no such luck.

So, for me, it was a vacation. I work from home, and all of my work stuff is in my office. I could have schlepped to a coffee shop and plugged in a laptop and turned on my phone’s hotspot (which rapidly drains my battery, so I’d have to jack in the phone, too). But I had nothing that pressing, and I wanted to wait to see if the power would come on any minute now.

How did the rest of the family do? Well, they became a bit restive as they did on our trip to Big Cedar this year. They complained about the power being out a lot. The oldest went out several times and kept busy, but the youngest is very electronics oriented, so he would run his phone out of energy and be at a loss. My beautiful wife got restive at spots, mostly at bedtime when the household temperature was 80 degrees or so. She did get a chance to work off-site, which got her into air conditioning and allowed her to bring a bounty of power banks home.

Power came back this morning as we were on our way to the food bank, and when we came home, it took time to put things back together. I’d left the water off so that I could make sure the filter housings weren’t dripping, so I got them going, we got the washing machine and dishwasher spinning, we got the freezer out for an official defrosting (and not just leaking onto the floor behind the wet bar), and I got back to work.

So some lessons learned: We might consider getting some rain barrels. They would help with watering plants in the dry part of summer and offer toilet flushing when the power is out. We’re not considering a generator as our need for it is yet unproven–we’ve lost power for probably fifty or sixty hours total since we’ve lived here, and that’s been almost sixteen years. But if we start to see decline in power reliability, we’ll reconsider.

Also, I recently questioned whether declining quality of public works led to street problems. Do I think that declining electrical infrastructure might be a factor in the recent outages? Perhaps. I mean, there are more lines going more places, and they can’t be arsed to bury them, but: From our drives around the area after both storms, it was clear that a lot of trees completely blew over. That is, when caught in the wind, the trees just toppled, leaving bunched root balls exposed. And in the case of our friend, it was a maple tree that split, and they are notorious for that–but they grow fast, so they’re popular with builders and subdivision developers. So I cannot help but wonder if these problems are caused by non-native trees planted in development which are not suited to break deeply into the clay soil in these parts, and now the trees are reaching an age and height where they are more prone to toppling.

But I can’t be arsed to find out.

So look forward to resumption of regular book and movie reports and other twee asides.

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I’d Buy That For A Dollar

Or even the list price of $7.44 million. Castle-equipped Scottish island lists for the first time in 80 years — and it’s accessible only by boat or helicopter:

An entire private island off Scotland’s rugged west coast — complete with a ruined castle, a working farm and a cluster of off-grid holiday cottages — is hitting the market for the first time in nearly 80 years.

Shuna, a 1,100-acre island in the Inner Hebrides, is being offered for about $7.44 million, marking the end of an era for a family that has stewarded it since World War II.

The Gully family has owned the island since 1945, when Viscountess Selby, reeling from the war’s aftermath, walked into a London estate agency and inquired — somewhat famously — if they had “any islands on the books.”

Of course, it’s over there, so it would cost a lot for everything even before the cost of having it supplied by boat comes into play, and you aren’t allowed legally to have what you need to defend it.

But it looks like it would be an interesting purchase nevertheless, especially with several rental cottages on the island to let.

Ah, but I am reaching the point in my career that I’m starting to doubt whether I will become wealthy from working for a startup especially since I am not chasing the AI bandwagon.

Of course, I thought the Internet would not be big either, so take my counsel for what you paid for it.

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She’s Only Known For One Role At Nogglestead

The NY Post front page tile doesn’t identify the actress, but I know who she is:

The actual page headline makes it clear:

Tony Award-winning actress Kristin Chenoweth slammed by NBA fans for Game 7 national anthem.

Tony Award or not, film acting career or no (most recently spotted in The Pink Panther), she’ll always be Mr. Noodle’s sister Ms. Noodle from Sesame Street.

My boys outgrew Sesame Street, what, fifteen years ago? I’ve often remarked that I remember more about Sesame Street than they do. But of course. And I remember the excitement for a new season because after watching the same shows in rotation for a year, they got a little restless.

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Amateur Hour

At the Ace of Spades weekly book thread, Perfesser Squirrel reports on going to a library book sale.

And buying 12 books.

Last time I went to a library book sale, I got 26 books, an audio book, four or five magazines, a stack of videos, and a stack of records.

Next Saturday, I’m going to the Clever branch of the Christian County Library for its annual book sale. If I only come away with 12 books, it probably means there were only twelve books left. I mean, it will be $3 bag day. Last year, I got 36 books into two bags. My first job as a grocery bagger continues to save me money.

But Perfessor Squirrel, who claims to work at a university, is a rookie. One does not get to the next level of book ownership at 12 a week.

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Reclaiming the Comics for Another Generation

I mentioned ten years ago that I was thinking about letting my then young sons read a box of banged-up comic books that came from my youth.

I mean, I had some comics from my youth that were in pretty good shape which I bagged up and put into long, then short boxes. But I also had some that were banged up, were missing covers, or were sold to me after being remaindered–the price and issue number removed and returned to the publisher for refund, but the then unsaleable books packaged into poly bags and sold in bunches for the cost conscious ten year old comic consumer. Some of the comics were old Harvey comics which came from my mother’s youth, when her aunt had a box of comics for my aunts to read when they came to visit.

Not long after that post, I did end up letting them have access to those comics, and some time thereafter, they disappeared into the bedroom that they shared at the time.

This week, my youngest was supposed to be cleaning his room, but he ended up in his brother’s room and reclaimed the comics in a different box and returned them to me.

In the intervening decade, some comics have been added from things I’ve bought them, and some have been destroyed by children’s negligence.

But I’ve sorted through them. I’ve got a stack of books which have intact covers which, even though they’re very low grade, I might bag and put into the short boxes and add to the comic book spreadsheet. I’ve got a larger stack of comic books which are missing their covers but look to be narratively intact which I am thinking I will put into a bin for my grandchildren when (if) I have some and they’re old enough. And I’ve got a… well, pile of bits and pieces of comic books which I thought I would recycle, but heaven forfend! Of course, I cannot get rid of anything, so I’ve saved it for découpage projects I never get around to.

But, of course, I have to read the books in stacks one and two again myself first.

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So What Did 20-Year-Old Brian Highlight in Walden?

I mentioned, gentle reader, that I picked up my college copy of Walden and Other Writings because I had just re-read Walden in an omnibus edition of The Maine Woods / Walden / Cape Cod and figured I would polish off the other shorter works in this volume, namely A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers, “Civil Disobedience”, and some ephemera.

One thing I did notice when I turned past Walden in this volume is that I did a little “dialoging with the text.” In college, at least in the English classes, they recommend that you highlight things you find meaningful, relevant, or think will be useful for the final and to scrawl your notes in the margins. I didn’t really get into it that much–even then it seemed like it was defacing the book and selfish to boot. Some books that I get secondhand that have been used in college classes have so much highlighting and scrawl as to be nigh unreadable (which is probably an indicator that I should flip through the pages of classical literature and philosophy that I find at book sales much like I check record and video covers to make sure that they contain what they say).

At any rate, in case you’re wondering, as I was, what all I highlighted as I read it, here we go:

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high.

True, there are architects so called in this country, and I have heard of one at least possessed with the idea of making architectural ornaments have a core of truth, a necessity, and hence a beauty, as if it were a revelation to him. All very well perhaps from his point of view, but only a little better than the common dilettantism. A sentimental reformer in architecture, he began at the cornice, not at the foundation. It was only how to put a core of truth within the ornaments, that every sugar plum in fact might have an almond or caraway seed in it,—though I hold that almonds are most wholesome without the sugar,—and not how the inhabitant, the indweller, might build truly within and without, and let the ornaments take care of themselves. What reasonable man ever supposed that ornaments were something outward and in the skin merely,—that the tortoise got his spotted shell, or the shellfish its mother-o’-pearl tints, by such a contract as the inhabitants of Broadway their Trinity Church? But a man has no more to do with the style of architecture of his house than a tortoise with that of its shell: nor need the soldier be so idle as to try to paint the precise color of his virtue on his standard. The enemy will find it out. He may turn pale when the trial comes. This man seemed to me to lean over the cornice, and timidly whisper his half truth to the rude occupants who really knew it better than he. What of architectural beauty I now see, I know has gradually grown from within outward, out of the necessities and character of the indweller, who is the only builder,—out of some unconscious truthfulness, and nobleness, without ever a thought for the appearance and whatever additional beauty of this kind is destined to be produced will be preceded by a like unconscious beauty of life. The most interesting dwellings in this country, as the painter knows, are the most unpretending, humble log huts and cottages of the poor commonly; it is the life of the inhabitants whose shells they are, and not any peculiarity in their surfaces merely, which makes them picturesque; and equally interesting will be the citizen’s suburban box, when his life shall be as simple and as agreeable to the imagination, and there is as little straining after effect in the style of his dwelling. A great proportion of architectural ornaments are literally hollow, and a September gale would strip them off, like borrowed plumes, without injury to the substantials. They can do without architecture who have no olives nor wines in the cellar. What if an equal ado were made about the ornaments of style in literature, and the architects of our bibles spent as much time about their cornices as the architects of our churches do? So are made the belles-lettres and the beaux-arts and their professors. Much it concerns a man, forsooth, how a few sticks are slanted over him or under him, and what colors are daubed upon his box. It would signify somewhat, if, in any earnest sense, he slanted them and daubed it; but the spirit having departed out of the tenant, it is of a piece with constructing his own coffin,—the architecture of the grave, and “carpenter” is but another name for “coffin-maker.” One man says, in his despair or indifference to life, take up a handful of the earth at your feet, and paint your house that color. Is he thinking of his last and narrow house? Toss up a copper for it as well. What an abundance of leisure he must have! Why do you take up a handful of dirt? Better paint your house your own complexion; let it turn pale or blush for you. An enterprise to improve the style of cottage architecture! When you have got my ornaments ready I will wear them.

(Compare with Roark in The Fountainhead)

…but I would have each one be very careful to find out and pursue his own way, and not his father’s or his mother’s or his neighbor’s instead.

A man is not a good man to me because he will feed me if I should be starving, or warm me if I should be freezing, or pull me out of a ditch if I should ever fall into one. I can find you a Newfoundland dog that will do as much.

What is a course of history, or philosophy, or poetry, no matter how well selected, or the best society, or the most admirable routine of life, compared with the discipline of looking always at what is to be seen? Will you be a reader, a student merely, or a seer? Read your fate, see what is before you, and walk on into futurity.

(Emerson?)

…but they have, to my eyes, if possible….

(Must be transparent eyeball of Emerson)

So I highlighted a couple of passages that would have been inspirational to a young man in college, and I highlighted (or in the last case, circled in pen) a number of things that connected them to other things I’d read.

To be honest, that was my super power in college: taking a lot of philosophy, literature, and theology classes had me reading a lot of primary texts, and I could make impressive connections in papers and whatnot that impressed the professors.

A couple of such instances come to mind:

First, in a class on the Romantic poets, I expounded at length about how Percy Bysshe Shelley’s “Ode to the West Wind” drew heavily upon imagery and themes from the Bhagavad Gita. And after a very excited and passionate discussion contribution to that effect, Dr. Duffy said, “Yes, that’s in the footnotes.” But he looked and saw I was using a library copy of the book and not the edition sold in the book store for the class, he said, “But I see some of us have a different edition.” Suitably impressed with my insight, I hoped, gleaned because I had taken a class on Eastern traditions from the theology department and had read the Bhagavad Gita.

Second, in a class on playwright Ben Jonson, I wrote my paper on how in Sejanus: His Fall, the titular emperor did everything contra to what Machiavelli said a ruler should do in The Prince. Unbeknownst to me, the doctor running the class had written a whole book with a similar theme. The paper resulted in my getting an A in the class and made the final unnecessary, which meant that my crash course in catching up on the class readings–three or four plays in as many nights to prep for the final had all been in vain. Ah, well. I still have finished the two-volume set of Ben Jonson I have around here. Given how much time has passed, I should probably re-read the set.

At any rate: The fact that the yellow highlighting ends pretty early and the latter passage is circled in pen might indicate that I started out keeping up with the reading but didn’t finish Walden in the portion of the class where I was supposed to have read it. Which often happened as I was taking a full load of English and Philosophy, so my nightly reading load was 200+ pages atop working a full time job and riding a bus two to four hours to campus every day.

I guess it took, though, as I continue to intermittently read heady tomes. It’s just that I get less opportunity to make the cross-book references since modern paperbacks don’t allude to classical literature much.


Instead of highlighting passages now, I put a little post-it flag in the books by passages that strike me, and I sometimes remark upon those passages here on the blog. But if it’s just one flag, I’ll just take it out before shelving it.

This volume of Walden and Other Writings has three such flags. Let’s see what struck me now.

In A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers:

Mencius says: “If one loses a fowl or a dog, he knows well how to seek them again; if one loses the sentiments of his heart, he does not know how to seek them again. . . . The duties of practical philosophy consist only in seeking after those sentiments of the heart which we have lost; that is all.”

You know, I’ve read some Confucius, and I bought a Penguin Classics edition of Mencius which has even odds of coming pre-highlighted eight years ago in Wisconsin. Although Thoreau quotes Mencius, his thought seems more Buddhist-influenced than Confucian with its urgings to respect authority. Maybe in the middle of the 19th century, Eastern thought was not as clearly delineated.

From “Civil Disobedience”:

As for adopting the ways which the State has provided for remedying the evil, I know not of such ways. They take too much time, and a man’s life will be gone. I have other affairs to attend to. I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to live in, but to live in it, be it good or bad. A man has not every thing to do, but something; and because he cannot do every thing, it is not necessary that he should do something wrong. It is not my business to be petitioning the Governor or the Legislature any more than it is theirs to petition me; and, if they should not hear my petition, what should I do then? But in this case the State has provided no way: its very Constitution is the evil. This may seem to be harsh and stubborn and unconcilliatory; but it is to treat with the utmost kindness and consideration the only spirit that can appreciate or deserves it. So is all change for the better, like birth and death which convulse the body.

Definitely not Confucian. And a bit….stark. Who knew that Thoreau invented rage-clickbait?

From his journal:

Did God direct us so to get our living, digging where we never planted,–and He would perchance reward us with lumps of gold? It is a text, oh! for the Jonash of this generation, and yet the pulpits were as silent as immortal Greece [?], silent, some of them, because the preacher is gone to California himself. The gold of California is a touchstone which has betrayed the rottenness, the baseness, of mankind. Satan, from one of his elevations, showed mankind the kingdom of California, and they entered into a compact with him at once.

Perhaps I was merely flagging the last sentence to slag on California. But it also illustrates Thoreau’s opposition to industry, manufacturing, and probably capitalism which permeates his writing. Still more Buddhist than Confucian, and the use of Christian religious figures is atypical and probably just to reach the Christians and not representative of his religious faith.

At any rater (he said as its his second use of the transition in this post), that’s what I marked in the book. And now that I have remarked here, I can take those flags out and add this book to my “read” shelves and to my 20-year-old book database (which only contains the books I have completed plus reference works).

Oh, and lest I forget: Maybe I should read more classics, as they’re available on Project Gutenberg, and I can swipe and paste quotes instead of holding a book open and trying to touch-type the quote with sometimes ridiculous results. If you want to read Walden, “Civil Disobedience”, and A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers, or if you just want to check my quotes, you can find them online here and here.

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But I Have Another Idea….

I might have mentioned that I’ve predeterminedly named our next two kittens Jack Dawkins, the Artful Dodger, and Oliver Twist (even though they won’t be the kittens pictured in that post).

However: At our church picnic this weekend, we had a trivia “night” in the afternoon (which we, the North Side Mind Flayers, won, of course, but as I explained to my youngest, “We don’t gloat; we just win.”). One of the categories was Entertainment, and as I am the court jester (and not much of the court answerer these days), I said, “Existentialism? I AM ON IT!” Ah, but we never have a Philosophy category (although we always have a Disney category, which we won somehow, and a Sports category, where we held our own after many years of humiliation on it).

But, in the gag, suddenly, the next kitten name came to me (well, suddenly, today): Meowsault, L’Étranger.

You might laugh now and say, “Ah, but Brian J., you’re topped up on cats these days.”

So it might be.

But when I was thinking about getting a cat thirty years ago, I favored the name Machiavelli which I thought I would shorten to “Mach.” Now, I know him as Nico.

And I later quipped that “Meow’Dib” would be a good name for a cat…. And here we are.

So perhaps in a decade or so we will be onto Dodge, Twist, Meowsault, and maybe some of the Lovecraftian cat names.

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Sleep Tight, America

Kim du Toit pointed to a PJMedia story covering something I read about perhaps elsewhere last week: Cargo Ship Carrying 3,000 Vehicles, Including 800 EVs, Burning Out of Control Off the Coast of Alaska

One of the Ace of Spades HQ co-bloggers–I think it’s Buck Throckmorton–regularly publishes stories not only arguing that EVs are a business boondoggle but also dangerous, and he highlights stories of cargo ships catching fire and parking garages catching fire and what a calamity these isolated instances are.

And then I, of course, remember the Israeli pager escapade (Operation Grim Beeper), where the Israelis had spent a decade or so infiltrating walkie-talkies laden with explosives and then pagers laden with explosives into its enemy’s communications network and then set them off to best effect. With but mere explosives.

Now: Look around you at the number of lithium-ion rechargeable batteries in your house or in your garage. Laptops. Power tools. Rechargeable gadgets. How many of those batteries were made in a nation whose interests run counter to our nation’s? What would happen if they had a trigger circuit that caused an overload and all of them, nationwide, burst into flames?

We were discussing this a bit on the way to the church picnic yesterday. Also, in the event of an imminent attack, would it be preferable for protective EMP detonations to only fry all electronics nationwide without damn near every building burning down as well?

Oh, the things I think about when not reading lurid paperbacks for escape.

UPDATE: It is Buck Throckmorton, and he posted about this drifting inferno this morning after my post appeared.

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It Never Works On Pedants

A “unpaid toll” scam text came in yesterday:

You know, it has been several weeks since I last pointed out that Missouri does not have a Department of Motor Vehicles. Nor toll booths.

The “North Missouri” statutes indicates that the Philippines-numbered scammer has not done much research into the continental United States. But, really, how much effort do you want to put into a broadcast like this?

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As I Was Sayin’

Earlier this week, Wirecutter shared this meme:

I’ve been saying it since at least 2018.

Scandinavian Teens Circa 1965:

But look at them. They look so much older than that. I figure they’ve got these things going for them to make them look older:

* They’re dressed like adults, unlike twenty year olds from today.
* They’re dressed like our grandparents looked (or your great grandparents if you’re under 20) in old photographs.
* They’re Europeans, who tend to look older than Americans anyway.
* Also, they’re not twenty year olds from today, who tend to look younger than their counterparts ha’centuries ago. This is not just dress (See the first bullet point above), but also in skin and general health. Better nutrition, I guess.

They Don’t Look So Young, But… (2021):

Those girls are, what, two years older than my oldest? But they look so much older. Partially probably because it’s black and white and partially because they’re wearing the clothing that my mother wore in some of her pictures, and my mother was old to me when I was young and my mother was younger than I am.

But, wait, look closely at the faces.

Ah, yes, now I can see teenagers in those old people clothes.

A Family Photo From The Paper’s Archives, Or Something Else? (2022):

It’s not actually a family photo; it is a picture of winners of the electrical co-operative’s essay winners.

Which probably means that they’re in high school.

The photo is undated, but I’m guessing early 1960s.

But none of my posts summed it up as succinctly as the meme. Although it looks as though it might have had an additional filter applied with the updated hair style.

Now, about the updated hair style: That’s pretty undated, ainna? Unless you’re a hair dresser or are really, really attuned to hair (i.e., you’re a certain type of woman), that hair style could just about be from anywhere past the late 1970s, ainna? I mean, not the tip of the spearmint of fashion, but you could imagine a woman wearing it anywhere in the last fifty years, ainna? It’s not the big hair of the 1980s, but not every girl wore that. Styles have kind of blurred and come around again in a way that they really didn’t from the 1960s. Heck, even the male mushroom head short on the sides and mop on top from the late 1990s came around a couple years ago–my son wore his hair that way for a while before deciding on a proper curl ‘fro which could have also come from the era.

What’s my point? I guess the meme reflects what I’ve said before. I dunno. I just have to waste a lot of words on it because I pay myself by the word and because longer posts cost money-losing AI companies more to train their LLMs on my copyrighted material. And if I’m not getting paid for it, I’m going to make them pay for it.

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She Called My Bluff, And I Folded

So, to make a short story long: One of the kids at the dojo was collecting pet stuff for a local animal rescue as his Eagle Scout project, and I donated many cans of moist cat food which we had on hand back when we fed Roark moist cat food because he had bad teeth and only seemed to get sustenance from licking the gravy; he passed away in 2023, but the cans of food were good through July of this year, so they would go to good use.

I guess June is pet rescue month or something because KY3 has been running stories about local rescue organizations, and when I saw the one to which I’d indirectly donated, I clicked through to its Web site and its associated Purina Petfinder site–jeez, Petfinder has been around for twenty years now–it was coming online when I was leaving my position with the digital marketing agency which handled some NPPC accounts but did not get the Petfinder gig.

So I clicked through, and I saw a black kitten:

I posted on Facebook that no one should let my beautiful wife see a picture of this kitten. Which is a little facetious, as she is the one insisting we’re topped up on cats at the moment whereas I, reading a book about people getting kittens and cats, think it might be amusing to have kittens again.

I even started testing names for the guy. I started with Dickens because that’s in the title of the book I’m reading.

Last night, in a weak moment, she said, “I call your bluff,” basically giving me permission to get that cat.

So I hit the rescue agency’s Petfinder again, and I looked for a kitten pal for him, and saw an orange tabby kitten:

As we just had conversations about orange tabbies being mostly males. And because it would be best probably to have a pair of kittens who could romp in the office during the integration period. And just in case it was permanent.

But then I looked at the process for adopting the kittens, and I thought, Oh, it’s one of those rescues.

It starts with an application, and then includes a house visit to see if your house is right for the kitten, and has a codicil that if you ever divest yourself of the cat, you need to return it to the same rescue, and…. Well, undoubtedly, a contract with lots of fine print.

You know, back in our Casinoport days, not long after we married, we looked at various rescue organizations to get a dog (these were pre-Petfinder days), and we contacted a rescue organization for golden retrievers, and someone from the organization brought Mallory, an adult dog with some health issue or another, to our house and shared the contract with us. I looked it over, and the fine print (it was all fine print) included exorbitant penalties–$1,000 for not telling them the dog died six years after adoption, for example–and despite this contract, we wanted to adopt Mallory, but the organization had already promised her to another family even when they brought her over to our house, so we could not. But, wait! A while later, they indicated the other family had balked, so we could have Mallory and her various codicils and addenda. We declined.

So, yeah, no.

The strays we take in don’t require an attorney to review the paperwork, so I guess we’ll wait for another cat to show up. And one will.

Which is a shame: The Artful Dodger and Twist would have been excellent names for this pair.

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I Already Have Some

They’re called carpenter jeans, and I get them a waist size up because I need the pocket space.

Although if I ever saw actual modern kickin’ jeans, I might give them a try.

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