Brian J. Does The Right Thing, And….

As I mentioned, I had the end label sticker for a Vanguard Atari 2600 cartridge on my desk for a while, and I was going to do something about it, but I didn’t find the cartridge missing its label in the drawer beneath the television, so I metaphorically shelved the idea of affixing it to its cartridge….

Well, until I had a little time yesterday afternoon, when I got off my duff and went into the storeroom. And laid my hands easily on the box containing our overflow Atari cartridges. So I got them out, dusted each one of them, and found the cartridge missing its label. As Vanguard starts with V, it was at the bottom, natch.

And, in the process of unboxing them, I knocked the labels off of the ends of five other cartridges.

Ah, well, in for a penny, in for a pound. So I glued these labels back on as well.

Jeez, Louise, I have a lot of Atari cartridges.

So now they’re on my desk, and who knows how long it will take for me to schlep them the fifteen feet to the box in the storeroom. So the Vanguard label is not technically off my desk at all.

Eh, well, someday, it will be. And someday I’ll get around to writing the “10 books that influence me” and “10 albums that influenced me” blog posts that were a thing, what, ten years ago? Which have stood at 6 and…. well, I cannot find the albums one right now, but it’s under a printer or something. I should write out those/that post sometime with fewer than 10 entries just so I can get it off my desk.

Also, memo for file: The box also contains an un-end-labeled Galaxian cartridge. So that label might still be floating around on my desk somewhere as well. Even as relatively clean it is, it’s still a black hole that sometimes emits something from the long past.

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As So Seldom Happens

I’ve had a label for an Atari cartridge floating on my desk for a couple of years. Well, not too, surely. But I did some filing a week or so back and rather worked to clear the desk, so I thought I would take the appropriate step of gluing it back onto the cartridge. But, I was surprised to discover it was not a label for Galaxian.

Because for a while, I had a Galaxian label, but I must have finally just put the two or three minutes in a row it took to reunite it with its proper cartridge.

I tried it with this label, but the Vanguard in the drawer under the television had its label.

Which means I have overflow in a box in the store room with a Vanguard cartridge (one of the other three others I have) missing its label. And I cannot be arsed right now to go looking for it.

So I put it into a little tub of odds and ends in the hutch above the monitor. Which contains many such tubs. And many such odds. Probably as many ends.

But it’s one step closer to a cleaner desk and one step further from an interesting Five Things On My Desk post.

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This Just In….

So my beautiful wife is on her way to a conference, and she has a layover in Charlotte. So, on the way to drop her at SGF this morning, I told her that they hated it if you called it C-Harlot–actually, no, nobody knows what that means.

Today, I came across a post from last week on Stuff Nobody Cares About indicating that “Charlotte the Harlot” was the most underrated song on Iron Maiden’s first record.

Ah, gentle reader. My wife, an Iron Maiden fan from way back, might have thought I was making an Iron Maiden allusion with the quip. And I am not going to dissuade her if it makes her fall more in love with me.

To be honest, I mostly listen to Seventh Son of a Seventh Son and No Prayer for the Dying when I’m in an Iron Maiden mood, so I’m less familiar with the earlier work.

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The Slow Pace of Change At Nogglestead, and A Book Accumulation Point Decommissioned

In 2019, I posted about the book accumulation points of Nogglestead.

Since then, we’ve not spent that many Sundays watching football, so the sofa-side table in the family room table only has video controllers on it (although it holds my collection of read literary and Ideals magazines on it.

But we’re going to talk, briefly, about a book accumulation point that has come and gone: The side table by the sofa in the living room.

When my oldest son got his first job in high school, he sometimes worked until closing, which meant he could be home 11:00 or later, and my beautiful wife and/or I would wait up for him. So I had a selection of books and magazines on that table, generally browsers, poetry, or magazines which I could pick up and put down.

Eventually, he got a different job where the fast food joint closed at 9pm (and later jobs with more regular hours), so I didn’t as often sit there in the living room under the fairly dim lamp to read.

But the books and magazines remained there since that time several years ago. As part of the weekly (mostly) grind, I have dusted them the whole time in the interim, but it’s only in Saturday that I put the unread Readers Digest onto the stack of unread magazines in the parlor and only yesterday when I moved the books and decks of cards from the table.

I took the bookmark from an introduction to St. Thomas Aquinas and put it back on the shelf; I think I started reading that on my trip to the Dells in 2022. I put one of my two books on Tai Chi Walking with the bookmark intact onto my reading chair side table–if I took the bookmark out if it now, I would probably not every restart it, and it’s not like I’m missing much by forgetting what I’ve already read (and I have another book on Tai Chi Walking around here to polish up the skill should I need to). I also put the book of prayers that was someone’s personal time capsule on the side table by the chair–I’ll get back to nibbling at it, but my experience in the past is that you really don’t get much from powering through a bunch of prayers all at once.

As to the remote control–to be honest, I’m not sure what that’s for. I will probably throw it into the bin in the storeroom with several decades’ worth of orphaned remotes and a couple of optimistically acquired universal remotes that were not. But that might be another couple of years.

I have mentioned before the slow pace of change at Nogglestead. I mean, I’m the only one who really notices these things, I think. The rest of the family is rather screen-bound (and I waste too many hours doing nothing on my computer, too, don’t get me right), so maybe it matters less to them. I dunno. But if you put something on a table or desk at Nogglestead, it might be there for a very long time indeed.

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Book Report: The Sins of the Fathers by Stanley Schmidt (1976)

Book coverI picked this book up last weekend at ABC Books because I hoped it would have a time travel element in it, as the back of the book indicates that it tells the story of a ship that went back in time to make some astronomical observations, and on the way back, the astronomer on the crew of three went mad and killed the captain of the vessel. And I thought I was it would fit into the set in two times category of the 2026 Winter Reading Challenge, especially as the first bit of it is set on the ship in the past (which is still our future a bit). However, at the end of the prolog, it says it’s an excerpt from the surviving mate’s log. Uh oh.

So: The first part of the book is the mystery as to why the astronomer went mad. Well, apparently, in their trip to the past, they discovered from their position not only in the past but 100 light years over from Earth’s position that the galactic core had exploded a long time ago, and the shockwave of radiation would reach earth 20 years after their own time. That alone wasn’t quite enough to make the astronomer mad–he also had some “hallucinations” that they were being followed on their return to earth for months in the starless void of their hyperspeed (from which they dropped periodically to take additional measurements to make sure they were not mistaken).

When they return to Earth, the mate reveals the story to the head of the international science agency–and then they discover that the astronomer was right–they were followed by aliens who land at Kennedy Spaceport and offer their help, which would involve turning the planet into a ship, but that would not only put the inhabitants into hardship as they hardened domiciles and whatnot but would also use up most of earth’s mass as fuel, rendering it not like it is now when they eventually reach the M31 galaxy (some time in the future). So the middle part is a boggy bit of bureaucratic stuff while they try to make the decision politically appealing and the head of the UN tries to pawn off ultimate responsibility to the head of the science agency. And the big mystery is why are the aliens helping? And that do they want in return? The middle comprises months of interactions, public reactions, and ruminations. But I guess it’s hard to write an emergency that is seventeen years in coming.

The end is pretty quick, though, when the aliens force a decision and reveal the reason they’re helping–their forefathers accidentally triggered the explosion, and they’re traveling to safety at near-light speed so they can find and help along other civilizations that they might find. And they want the humans’ help because they’ve become dependent upon a “coordinator,” a hive mind intelligence (via computer) which has guided them for thousands of years and which is going to “die” because they won’t have energy to run it–so they need humans who are closer to nature to be able to help them survive on wild planets they find. And, finis.

I hope you don’t mind that the book report here as spoilers, but, c’mon, man; the odds of you finding this book and picking it up in the wild are pretty low, and I would not go ordering it off of the Internet. It has a bit of a 70s vibe to it, not the eternal Soviet vs. US thing you get out of many books from the era, but the other, more “optimistic” one where international bodies kind of rule (although it’s worth noting that the book does not shy away from describing the human nature of those who run the organizations). But the thought of the UN being a unifying force for humanity is so 1900s, man.

So the book is not a direct ancestor of the movie Event Horizon (the novelization of which I read in 2008), but I can see how it might have been an inspiration. Someone takes the base conceit–a ship went somewhere extra-dimensionally/extra-timely and its occupants went mad–that someone put their own spin on. You know, if I were more of a writer instead of just a twee little blogger, maybe I would mine the 1970s midlist fiction I read from time to time for ideas. Ah, but that’s effort, and I’m not giving up nap time or time to try to finish the Winter Reading Challenge for actual productivity of any sort. Perish the thought!

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Book Report: Be Water, My Friend by Shannon Lee (2020)

Book coverAh, gentle reader. I combed my stacks for something “Inspiring” to read for the 2026 Winter Reading Challenge. You might remember, gentle reader, that I also had trouble with the “Feels Good” category last year, settling for Hope Always Wins. Which might have made a good entry this year for this category, but, alas, I’d already read it. I had one of the small poetry collections I get bundled for fifty cents at the Friends of the Springfield-Greene County Library book sale with “Inspirational” in the subtitle, but I’ve already got two poetry collections on this list. So I found this book, which I bought…. I dunno. No book sale marks on it, no ABC Books sticker on it–I think I received this as a gift. Someone gave me a book. Probably my beautiful wife. Its subtitle is The Teachings of Bruce Lee, and the author is his daughter (who was four when he died).

So, inspiring? Well, it made me want to practice martial arts (which, of course, I haven’t, because that would not be wasting my time like writing twee little apps) and to watch the Bruce Lee movies I bought a year ago (soon, now that I’m about a book and a half away from completing the Winter Reading Challenge). This book is really three books in one:

  1. A biography of Bruce Lee’s adult years, studying philosophy, working in Hollywood, starting his martial art (jeet kune do), and writing.
  2. A memoir of the daughter as she works through some of her issues, seeking knowledge from a variety of thought sources and practices, and landing on her father’s writing as she takes the reins of Bruce Lee’s enterprises in adulthood.
  3. A self-help book, nominally based on the works and writings of Bruce Lee (paraphrased), but run through a corporate-speak blender. At several points in the book, I lost the thread of thought because I was counting variations on to be as the verb in a sentence. In some places it was over fifty percent. Maybe sixty. It’s just not compelling writing, although it improved later in the book where it got punchier.

It was definitely a slow read for its subject matter, better in the spots where she’s exegesisating on something of her father’s, and I did get one or two things out of it, particularly the way the book differentiates react versus respond. Also, she documents one day of his workout regimen which includes hundreds of punches, which reminds me (as so much does) that I have a heavy bag which I rarely use–and I should, especially since a martial arts class yesterday showed me again how my left side kicking strength has withered. So the book inspired me to watch Bruce Lee movies and to work out more, especially in my martial arts skills.

The book could have benefited from an editing to trim the corporatese language and to punch it up with some action verbs. Did I use “punch up” and “punchier” in a book report on a book about Bruce Lee? You betcha. It’s my blog, and I do what I want.

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Something Something Needs Congressional Action

Equifax accused of price gouging Medicaid programs

Equifax is being accused of price gouging regarding Medicaid programs.

Democratic Sens. Elizabeth Warren and Ron Wyden and Independent Sen. Bernie Sanders wrote a letter to the company’s chief executive asking for answers regarding its business practices.

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Many states use an Equifax program called The Work Number, which quickly verifies a Medicaid applicant’s work hours and wages.

According to a probe by The New York Times quoted in the senators’ letter, Equifax often raises the price for The Work Number.

So Equifax raises prices, gouging all customers (it follows the shake-every-nickel-from-clients philosophy so prevalent in big tech, after all), and some of the clients happen to be states, who happen to use it to distribute Fedbux…..

Yeah, some senators want to Do Something, which is likely to extract a settlement of some sort, on behalf of their constituents, which are people who receive Fedbux.

Full disclosure: I used to work for the company that made The Work Number for Everyone, which Equifax bought. That company’s stock endowed a scholarship with my father-in-law’s name on it, and Equifax stock which I received in exchange for my old company’s stock has been instrumental in funding my current Travis-McGeelike “retirement.”

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It Will Make Insurance Rates Rise

Missouri families push senators to support diabetes treatment bill:

Missourians are asking the state’s two senators to help pass what they call a life-changing bill. Supporters say it would make long-term treatment for diabetics more accessible.

Senator Ted Budd from North Carolina and Mike Lee from Utah introduced the Islet Act in November 2025. This would change the wording on pancreatic cell transplants.

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However, currently, those transplants are categorized as a drug instead of an organ, which affects insurance coverage.

“It’s not done as much here in the United States because of this issue of categorizing the islets as drugs rather than as an organ, which that’s what they are,” Yosten said.

Making everyone pay for this treatment will make insurance rates go up.

I mean, I hope everyone who wants, needs, or gets this treatment is healed, but this bill is about making everyone pay more so they can get it. Not making the treatment available.

So I expect it to pass; Schmitt, as you know, was proud of similar efforts he led in the past.

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On Great Authors of the Western Literary Tradition, 2nd Edition, Parts 1 and 2, by Professor Elizabeth Vandiver (2004)

Book coverI bought this bonzer of a collection in 2024; it’s 42 discs total, and it’s broken into 7 parts with 5 different instructors. It will take a little while for me to go through the whole thing, I decided I would break my “reports” of them into parts separated by lecturer.

The first part is Near Eastern and Mediterranean Foundations with these lectures:

  1. Near Eastern and Mediterranean Foundations
  2. The Epic of Gilgamesh
  3. Genesis and the Documentary Hypothesis
  4. The Deuteronomistic History
  5. Isaiah
  6. Job
  7. Homer–The Iliad
  8. Homer–The Odyssey
  9. Sappho and Pindar
  10. Aeschylus
  11. Sophocles
  12. Euripides

The second part is Literature of the Classical World with these lectures:

  1. Literature of the Classic World
  2. Herodotus
  3. Thucydides
  4. Aristophanes
  5. Plato
  6. Menander and Hellenistic Literature
  7. Catullus and Horace
  8. Virgil
  9. Ovid
  10. Livy, Tacitus, Plutarch
  11. Petronious and Apuleius
  12. The Gospels
  13. Augustine

Jeez, but not to be a braggart or anything, but a lot of this seemed familiar. But I have listened to courses on The History of the Bible: The Making of the New Testament Canon, The Bible as the Root of Western Literature: Stories, Poems and Parables, Socrates, Aristotle, e Aeneid of Virgil (by this same professor), Augustine: Philosopher and Saint, and Augustine. I’ve read Pindar (recently), Sophocles, Euripides, Aristophanes, and The Making of the Old Testament. I’ve got, certainly, Plutarch, Livy, Homer, Virgil, Ovid, plenty of Plato, Augustine, The Epic of Gilgamesh and maybe Tacitus, Aeschylus, and Horace around here somewhere for me to read sometime after the 2026 Winter Reading Challenge completes. So, look at me! I am a learnèd man! Or at least a guy with an English and philosophy degree he takes seriously.

But, as this course is moving chronologically, it does kind of put the authors in order and in their eras. So, briefly, I know when the Hellenisitc era begins and when it ends and the order in which the Greek tragedians wrote, and…. Well, no, their exact years are gone from my memory. I wasn’t taking notes, you know–I was driving (and sometimes taking the long way home to finish a lecture). But, yeah, I get more familiar with these things the more I listent to them, and if nothing else, they do make me want to dive into the original materials. Although that itself does not mean much–I’ve had a copy of Pamela only slightly read for probably five years since I listened to the audio course The English Novel in 2020 and bought the early epistolary novel in 2020 because it was mentioned in the book. But, oh, it moves so slowly. Slower than my reading of slow books even.

At any rate, I have five (5) more binders of CDs to listen to (I guess they’re really DVDs, so I could watch them in the house if I really wanted to), and that could well take me into the summer or autumn. Which, again, is why I’m going to report on them professor-by-professor. So I can enumerate what I’ve already read or already own, I guess, since I’m not sharing with you, gentle reader, much about the development of verse and prose from Ur to the fall of Rome. Which is: It did. A major turn from the old Greek tragedians who wrote epics with the gods in them to the new comedians who didn’t write so much about gods but more about every day people. Well, every day royalty or aristocrats, but still, more narrow in scope. Will I remember that next week? Maybe. Ask me then.

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Book Report: An Amish Marriage Agreement by Patrice Lewis (2025)

Book coverFor the 2026 Winter Reading Challenge‘s “Genre New To You” category, and given how voraciously, profligately, widely, and not very wisely read, I definitely had to go narrow and niche. So I thought of an Amish romance because I read Lewis’s blog (Rural Revolution). Which is good, because the only other thing that might qualify as some of the more modern monster erotica, and, well, let’s just say I’d only go 14 of 15 on the Winter Reading Challenge if that were my only choice.

So I ordered this book new from Amazon as part of the $10 in padding I needed to get the spare oven heating element I ordered after replacing it yet again in our tiny oven. Ah, gentle reader. I had to return that heating element because it was mailed in a plastic bag and had, strangely enough, gotten bent in transit. A couple days later, I sat down to read a copy of this book, but I discovered that it, too, was no good–someone has spilled coffee or something on it in the bindery, on the pages, before it was bound. The cover was pristine, but the first forty pages were completely unreadable–I mean, the paper quality on this little throwaway are pretty thin, but spilling coffee on them made them translucent and washed much of the print off of them. And some employee let this go through rather than stop the line. I guess I cannot say anything–when I ran a printing press, I let some prescription blanks of questionable quality pass because I was already attracting attention for my waste. Fortunately, Amazon took the second return from three items ordered that day and sent a replacement post haste ergo post (he said, trying to make a pun in Latin because he’s been listening to lectures on Roman authors recently). And I got to read a legible copy. Although, I must note that the replacement copy had light damage, dinging and whatnot, to the edges of the book. Probably as much from the cheap materials as Amazon mishandling, but my Amazon tweehad continues.

So: Well, the characters are all Amish–no Englisch (that is, non-Amish Americans) have speaking roles. Olivia has just moved to a settlement in Montana from Ohio after her father’s death. She is settling into her rental cottage and life as a spinster–she’s almost 30, and, as she and other remind us, she is awfully plain in appearance. One morning, she hears something on her doorstep, and she discovers a baby and a note. Her estranged wild-child sister is off with yet another man and has left her months-old baby for her sister to take care of. Olivia doesn’t know much about children, and when a local handyman appears at the door, she turns to him for help. And he’s handsome, unattached, and also new to the settlement. They’re both kind of starting over after losses–she took care of her father until he died; the handyman is looking for a new start after a relationship ends. They decide to buy a farm together, and to get married to do so–but they encounter some opprobium and a little resistance from the community–and when the sister returns, Olivia is worried she will tempt the handyman–or take the baby away.

The book has rather few events in it, instead padded out a bit by the interior thoughts of the main characters, each wondering at length if the arrangement will end up in a love match, but, no, the other person couldn’t love me. And the book recounts the initial arrival of the baby several times as they recount the story to different people in the settlement.

And it had a couple of things that didn’t seem right to me. The Amish people talk a bit more modern than I would expect despite the interjection of German into the dialog. In the first two chapters, the setup–the baby on the doorstep–is called cliche twice. A couple of different speakers use “literally” when describing something–they use it correctly, but “literally” is a speech tic that not everyone shares. That sort of thing, a speech tic shared by multiple characters, has been something I’ve watched out for ever since college, where one of my colleagues wrote a play where all of the characters exclaimed the name of the person they were talking to when surprised–something she did, but not everyone else did. She, too, probably called a lot of things cliche as was the style at the time. But I guess I could be mistaken–maybe the Amish do say “Whatever” and stuff. My experience with the Amish is avoiding their buggies on regional highways and reading occasional books about Englisch encounters with them. Maybe I should go to some of the localish Amish shops to do my own research.

Eh, not really my genre. I’m sure Mrs. Lewis knows her market and what she’s doing. She’s sold more copies of this book than I have all of my books and my apps put together. Of course, as I read her blog, I can see some parallels to her life in it–like building a pantry into their farmhouse–her husband did that when they moved to their new place a couple years ago–so when I say “I can see,” I mean I sorta can–I remember the pictures she posted.

At any rate, probably a serviceable entry in the genre, but I feel like my boys when they were younger: It would have been better with guns in it (like the genre paperbacks available by subscription that I generally read). I mean, I liked the movie better.

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Good Book Hunting, January 31, 2026: ABC Books and Hooked on Books

I had to go into town yesterday afternoon to pick my beautiful wife up from a short church-related trip she took, so of course I left a couple hours early so I could go to ABC Books because they had a book signing and Hooked on Books because I had a gift certificate.

So I bought a couple things.

At ABC Books, I got:

  • The Sins of the Fathers by Stanley Schmidt. It talks about a space ship that goes to the past and comes back with one person on it who is insane. Sounds like the plot for Event Horizon. I’m hoping it has a flashback or part of it set in the past because I need a “Set In Two Time Periods” book in February.
  • The Wicked Among Us by James Owen. The cover says “Murder, Blackmail, and Book Collecting in the Ozarks.” It’s a true crimish thing based on a murder that occurred in the Springfield area a couple years before I got here. The author had a line of people–I guess some people knew him, and a radio station mentioned the book signing (and he mentioned he’d already sold 1000. Maybe 1500). Clearly, it was not an instance of me being the only one buying the book or one of a couple sold. But the book looks interesting.

I got a $50 gift certificate from Hooked on Books for Christmas, which is odd: although it is probably the closest used book store, I don’t go there that often any more–I came more frequently when I lived in St. Louis (probably). And I struggled to find something to buy, gentle reader. I started on the south side of the store, looking at the mysteries to see if they had any old John D. MacDonalds–as I mentioned, a long time ago, they had a lot, and not expensive, but I didn’t buy a lot because I thought they would always be there. I made my way through the science fiction section, looking for a title that said Set in Two Time Periods. I looked at their shrunken philosophy section. I inspected the incomplete classic literature sets. I made my way to the north wall and looked at “collectible” (basically, just old) books. But when I got to the eastern corner of the store, opposite of where I started, I found the martial arts section

I got:

  • Nightmare in Pink in paperback (so old that it was not labeled–so it might have been one I overlooked back in the day–and A Deadly Shade of Gold, the 1974 first hardback printing (this one first appeared in paperback). $2 and $6 respectively. I’ll have to check my collection to see what I actually have and what I am missing and mindfully seek to fill the gaps.
  • Why We Suck by Denis Leary. It was $7.50; they had a trade paperback which I also looked at, but it was only fifty cents cheaper, so I went for the hardback.
  • How Things Stack Up, a collection of poetry (signed and inscribed, but not to me or anyone I know) by Michael Castro, the former editor of River Styx. You know, he might have hosted the poetry readings at Brandt’s on Sunday nights which I used to lure and ensnare a pretty poet living in Columbia in 1997.
  • Moon City Review 2020, a local literary magazine which has rejected me several times. I’ll look to see what they like. Or what the students liked in the before times.
  • Comprehensive Applications of Shaolin Chin Na by Dr. Yang Jwing-Ming. $12.50.
  • Krav Maga: Real World Solutions to Real World Violence by Gershon Ben Keren. They have several krav maga books; I just got one (so far).
  • The Overlook Martial Arts Reader edited by Randy F. Nelson. Subtitle: “Classic Writings on Philosophy and Technique.

All told, I spent…. Nothing. I had the gift certificate and the remnant of a gift card for sitting through a timeshare presentation (of which, I have a couple dollars left toward a grocery bill).

Two of the martial arts books have Bee written on the top and bottom but no library marks on them. I noticed these on a couple of the Story of Civilization books I bought in 2019. I wonder what school or organization marks their books this way. I’ll have to ask Mrs. E. if she knows next time I’m at ABC Books. I’m not sure the twenty-somethings working the counter at Hooked on Books would know.

At any rate, something to fit into my bookshelves somehow and to work on…. Sometime. After the 2026 Winter Reading Challenge. So, maybe…. Next week!

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Someone’s Trying To Be A Chuck Norris Superfan

Powerline’s Week in Pictures presents a meme with Chuck Norris in it:

I’m pretty sure that’s a still from Invasion USA. Jean jacket and black truck.

Is that the mark of an Internet TrueFan™? Or just the fact that I “just” watched Invasion USA two years ago, and it’s the most recent thing I’ve seen Chuck Norris in?

You know, I’m kind of looking forward to watching a movie or two when I’m not grinding through the 2026 Winter Reading Challenge. Given that I finished my twelfth book and started my thirteenth or fourteenth (I have started two in the categories but am not sure which of these I will finish first–probably the one I started last night), I might not be far from watching some television or movies. Not as close to eating pizza (today is the last day of the Whole 30 for me, so tomorrow I will look like White Goodman at the end of Dodgeball), but soon.

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Book Report: Greenthieves by Alan Dean Foster (1994)

Book coverFor the 2026 Winter Reading Challenge‘s “Science Fiction/Nonfiction” category, I just grabbed this relatively thin hardback. I picked it up with the great haul at the Fairfield Bay, Arkansas, Library in 2023 (almost three years ago? Already?). I thought it might be a Pip and Flinx book, like Mid-Flinx since I bought a lot of them at that time, but like Slipt, it is a stand-alone novel. Again, I am going to pause to admire the career of Alan Dean Foster: Multiple series, movie and television adaptations, and many standalone novels. He definitely got into the writing racket at the right time.

So: An insurance adjuster with a particular set of skills, his sexy, semi-alien counterpart, his “Minder” (a self-propelled mobile computing device), and a sort-of humanoid robot go to Juarez El Paso’s space port to find out who is stealing very expensive pharmaceuticals from the ultra-secure storage facility where they are stored before being lifted into orbit on their way to ports across the, I dunno, galaxy. Much of the book is their investigation, including some attempts on their lives by the unknown thieves–and they eventually discover who’s behind it, saving the reputation of the company and the sanity of the police in JeP.

It’s a bit of a loose narrative. It features monospaced commentary by the “Minder” who is constantly slagging on humanity along with some humor from the robot who the adjuster has “reprogrammed” to be a little more human-like. But the investigative episodes and other set pieces don’t lead anywhere, and when we get to the climax, in kind of drags on an extra scene or two–I mean, I kind of get why, but it still drags on for that little pat payoff at the ultimate end.

But for its slight flaws, it’s not a bad bid of midlist/semi-pulp science fiction. Its 216 pages move along fairly quickly, and fortunately the Minder’s intrusions, which start pretty early in the book, taper off to traditional narrative as it goes on. And at 32 years young, it’s not dated–as a mater of fact because they book talks about the Minder and various robots as powered by AI, so it seems timely (and although not on a Segway, the humanoid robot is on a ball or wheel which limits some of its mobility–no stairs, for example). Also, Foster uses different terms for things like computer workstations, so he’s not dating the material that way, but he does use physical media more than we do now–WiFi is computer telepathy, ainna? But, again, not bad.

So it’s my 11th book for the year. I am in progress on two other books, which means I just have to find an inspiring book and a book set in two time periods to hit the Whole 15. If this book had any time travel whatsoever (like, say, Time & Again), I would have used it in that category instead like I put The Pride of Chanur in the non-human character category. Could I have put this book in that category as well, making this a two-fer? I guess. But, fortunately, I’ve read enough science fiction this year to cover all these bases separately.

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Book Report: Into the Smoke of the World and Other Poems by Gerard van Der Leun (2025)

Book coverI bought this book not long after Neo announced it, but it didn’t arrive until the last week of the year. So it wouldn’t count for 2025. And if I started it before January 2, I wouldn’t be able to count it toward the 2026 Winter Reading Challenge which has a “Short Story / Poetry” category (ah, gentle reader, you knew this category would not be an issue for me). As a matter of fact, it’s not the first book of poetry I’ve completed this year–Native American Songs & Poems was–and it might not be the last–a little poetry collection with “Inspire” in the subtitle is my fallback for the “Inspiring” category unless I get, erm, excited about another book (that is, I find an inspirational book of some sort in the stacks).

This book was not a particularly quick zip-through; van Der Leun’s poetry features some longer lines that I favor and some longer, multi-page poems that I had to slow down for, and some probably would get better with a re-read or dwelling on. However, the poet often layers descriptions upon descriptions (with prepositional phrase-based rhythms, so I cannot fault that) into poems. And, thematically, some of the poems explore the impermanence of individual life and, indeed, all human life and civilization, and they seem almost Lovecraftian in their descriptions of primitive/pre-human and post-human life. Also, since I’m airing grievances, the poet says in many different poems that water “plash”es instead of splashes–which honestly might be a better word for strict onomatopoeia purposes, but it is atypical–so one instance of it would be novel, but repeated in numerous poems in the course of a short collection, it was distracting.

It’s probably a sampling of his work over many years, some that he selected and some that Neo selected. So he might have only used “plash” every decade, but they’re all in this book.

Ultimately, the poems overall are pretty good–certainly better than a lot of the grandma poetry I read and more engaging than, say, Pindar. He’s not Robert Frost or Edna St. Vincent Millay, and, to be honest, he probably suffers by comparison because I’m reading the complete works of one of America’s finest poets (of whom you’ve probably never heard, name to be revealed within the next decade when I finish the 600 pages).

And it’s one more book down in the reading challenge; I shall (probably) have 11 complete by the beginning of February, which will put me in pretty good shape. If only I could find something “Inspiring” and “In Two Time Periods”.

Oh, yeah, and, as a reminder, I read van Der Leun’s book of essays, The Name in the Stone, last month.

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You Know What Would Make It Betterer?

Jeff at Coffee and Covid today quotes an enthusiastic Tesla supporter:

“Two Sundays ago, I went to Tesla with Elon and visited the Optimus lab,” Calicanis said. “There were a large number of people working on a Sunday,” he continued, “and I saw Optimus. I can tell you now, nobody will remember that Tesla ever made a car. They will only remember the Optimus.”

At the time, most folks dismissed Jason’s remarks as overheated investor hype. But now that Elon put Tesla’s money where its robots are, the comments seem strangely prescient. “He is going to make a billion of those robots,” Calicanis told the hosts. “And it is going to be the most transformative technology product ever made in the history of humanity.”

You know what would make that even better? Put the robots on the Segway Human Transporter.

Remember those? Not long after the turn of the century, luminaries in the tech field and tech press told us that cities would be designed around them (little did we know that a quarter century later, the “fifteen minute cities” would be designed, but not around the SHT, but around controlling the population) and that everyone would have them and blah blah blah.

In reality: In 2026, you can hardly even find them in tourist attractions for “Segway Tours” because they’ve been eclipsed by the far simpler electric bikes and, heaven help up, rentable electric scooters.

But the people who got paid got paid. And whether the humanoid robots transform the world or are a flashy toy replaced by simpler machines later, the people who will get paid will get paid.

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Reminder: Your Phone Is Not Listening To You

All the phones (and “smart” devices) are listening to you:

Google has agreed to pay $68m (£51m) to settle a lawsuit claiming it secretly listened to people’s private conversations through their phones.

Users accused Google Assistant – a virtual assistant present on many Android devices – of recording private conversations after it was inadvertently triggered on their devices.

They claimed the recordings were then shared with advertisers in order to send them targeted advertising.

Among other things. The recordings were probably parsed and scored in various ways and were used to train various LLMs as well.

(Link via Pixy’s Daily Tech News today.

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I Know Where That Is

Jeff at Coffee and Covid mentions Fort Snelling today:

War Secretary Hegseth approved ICE’s use of Fort Snelling (near Minneapolis) as a forward operating base for ICE agents. This means protesters can no longer torture ICE agents at their hotels— and that Trump isn’t backing down. The Chronicle called it, “a sign of President Donald Trump’s Minnesota immigration siege digging in.”

Ed Lund served there.

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Book Report: Bridge to My Father by Carrol Lund (2022)

Book coverWell. I’m not sure when I got this book; the ABC Books signing event was on November 5, 2022, and the book is inscribed to me, so that was probably it, but I did not buy enough for a Good Book Hunting post, apparently. I think I remember talking to the author, but I’ve been to so many book signings over the last decade…. I had to go to ABC Books’ Facebook posts to find the date, anyway. Since the 2026 Winter Reading Challenge has an “About Family” category, now was the time to read it.

So: The named author is the wife of the person who’s, uh, telling the story. Basically, the man’s father was inducted/drafted into the Army during World War II right before the man was born, and he died in World War II when the boy was about two. So the father only saw his son two or three times whilst on liberty stateside, and then he got sent to Europe in March 1945 and died a month later, a month before Germany surrendered. After spending a year and a half stateside and going through basic training twice, mechanic’s school, and M.P. school once or twice.

The man’s mother remarried a year or so later to a man who was not kind to the boy, who spent as much time as possible with his other relations. Around the turn of the century, the mother sent the father’s effects, including his military records, medals, and these letters to him.

So the book is largely a collection of excerpts from the letters that the father sent to the mother during his service with a little bit of commentary or explanation. The book includes some family and service photos and records as well. Apparently, the father was interred in Germany, moved to Holland, and then repatriated to Nebraska, his home, at the behest of his parents, not his widow.

So, what to make of it? Well, I am not impressed by the wife much–many of the letters include reminders and eventually admonishment and threats that she should go to the dentist as she had one or more problems with her teeth who needed correcting; she’s always going out with her sister-in-law/roommate whose husband is also away at war, and sometimes it seems like it bothers him; and she often buys new shoes and stuff, including a fur coat whose price he asks about many times over the course of many months (apparently, it cost $96 in 1940s money–the author says it would be over a thousand dollars today, in 2022 dollars–which might not be today today’s money). Of course, the hero of the story is the father, so the excerpts of the letters might craft a certain point of view and clean up some of his rough edges. The daily letters, though, declare his undying love (with a little impatience) and fidelity and include details of camp life, the training he’s going through, and whatnot. The book footnotes some of the military jargon and anachronisms, but as a child of military parents and a reader of pulp, I didn’t need them. The book also takes a moment to explain that the father might prefer that a white man win in a boxing competition over a Negro, might mention when people are Jews or Japs (and Polish, and anything besides Nebraskan-American), if the father had lived, his thinking would likely have evolved to match modern sensibilities–maybe, or maybe this is just something the actual author, a former teacher, had to insert as a matter of course. Odds are that someone reading letters sent by a relatively unimportant soldier in a war eighty years ago might already have known he was a product of his time.

At any rate, an interesting book for its look at Army life in the time period from a private (later PFC) perspective.

I hope the man got some solace from this exposure to his father whom he never knew. He, the man whose wife wrote the book, went into the Marine Corps early in the Vietnam era, and he mentions going through El Toro MCAS (although it’s misspelled in the text) and visiting Okinawa. He might have been a couple years ahead of my folks, but maybe not. Also, I couldn’t help but note that the father was stationed one or more times with a fellow named Lum; I just read a book by a woman named Lum. Probably no relation, but who knows.

This is the ninth book from the Winter Reading Challenge; I have 6 more to go in February, and I’ve started a science fiction book and a translated quality textbook, and I will likely finish a collection of poetry tonight. So I am in good shape for the Whole 15, but the “In Two Time Periods” category might be tricky unless I stumble a time-traveling science fiction story. Which I probably will.

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The Noggle Library, 2026 Edition

Ah, gentle reader. I mentioned the other day that I moved a pair of bookshelves from one of my boys’ bedrooms to the lower level of our house, and it got me to thinking that I have not done a proper Noggle Library update in quite some time. As we’ve moved from Honormoor in Casinoport to our home in Old Trees and then on to Nogglestead, I’ve posted photos so you (and by you, I mean “Me in a couple of years”) can review the evolution. This blog has compilations from Honormoor in 2003; Old Trees in 2007 and in 2008; and right after we moved to Nogglestead in 2010.

What has changed since then? Not a lot if you compare to 2010, but definitely more volume. Continue reading “The Noggle Library, 2026 Edition”

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