Book Report: Danmark: The Four Seasons by Inga Aistrup (1984)

Book coverThis, too, is a fairly recent acquisition (May) which I flipped through during the Bears game on Sunday. Unlike the Okinawa book, the other languages used in the captions use the Roman alphabet, so I recognize them as Danish, French, Spanish, and German (and I can almost suss out the captions in some of them). And all the photos have the captions, and an end notes-type section includes further information about some of the photographs, although I admit I did not flip back to look at the photos as I read the extra material.

So: Denmark. Sounds interesting. It’s a relatively small country, a collection of islands and penninsulas between the North Sea and the Baltic Sea. North of Germany, across the water from Sweden and Norway. It punched above its weight in history due to its location. It’s not a very tall country, as its highest point is only a couple hundred meters above sea level, and it has a variety of topography in spite of that. The photos focus on some of the more touristy old town areas and some of the rural areas. It looks interesting, but I do wonder how much it has changed since 1984 especially as Malmo, Sweden is just across the bridge.

I am starting to imagine that I will never have to choose whether to travel to Europe, but if I did, I might want to see Denmark.

Oh, and as a reminder, I must be on a Denmark kick as I did a little research on it in May when I found a Christmas card with a return address of Sundby, Mors, in a book.

Undoubtedly, Facebook will use this to surmise I like Danishes. And it would be right!

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Book Report: Okinawa (?)

Book coverOn Sunday, I did something I really haven’t done in a while: I watched a couple of football games. And since the one was the Chicago Bears game, which they won not because they deserved to win it but because the Raiders deserved to lose it, I had the opportunity to flip through some art and touristy books between plays (which is most of the three hours of the televised football game).

The first book was the book on Okinawa that I picked up on Saturday because it was still on my desk (as are the swords).

As I mentioned, it’s a set of glossy photo pages bound with an iron comb and with a thin plastic front cover. It’s designed for tourists and dates probably from the 1990s (as one of the photos has the date 1992 attached to it).

English captions are really an afterthought, as the book is written probably primarily in Japanese, but looks to have two other alphabets in the mix (Mandarin and Korean?) Not all of the photos have English captions, so although I could look at the photos, I didn’t know where most of them were taken or what I was looking at–a lot of stone monuments and shrines, but little to explain them.

So this was a quick browser for sure, and it shows the wide variety of topography that Okinawa has. Including white sand beaches which were quite stained when my grandfather visited. I often mention, either because I want to bask in reflected glory or because I respect what the other men of my family did, that three generations–my grandfather, my father, and my brother–were stationed on Okinawa during their time in the Marine Corps. I was thinking about giving this book to my brother for Christmas, but I will probably keep it and stack it atop the precarious pile of art books atop a couple of my bookshelves in the common area.

So that must be some kind of record; I bought it on Saturday, and I browsed it on Sunday. Maybe not–I probably did that plenty when I watched multiple football games the day after book sales in the past. But I will likely not watch multiple games again.

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Facebook Is Better Than Santa Claus

On Thursday, I posted this on LinkedIn about my time in the print shop:

“You’ve got to pace yourself. You don’t want to run out of work,” Kenny said. Kenny was an old hand, for sure: he’d been at the printing company since the War, over fifty years before I started.

Kenny ran the t-head sheetfed press across the shop floor but came to help train me to run the web press–web meaning the paper it uses comes from a large roll that unspools as it prints and is cut into sheets at the end as opposed to a sheetfed press which takes sheets cut to size and picks them up one-by-one to impress ink upon them.

A web press more suited my style. Do good work fast. I once ran 70,500 impressions of generic prescription blanks in a day, and I was so pleased that I posted my initials and the high score on the little Didde. If I ran out of orders, Red, the foreman, sent me to the bindery section where I could learn the cutting, gluing, and packaging machines, or I was sent to work with Kenny to learn the t-head press or the giant forged steel Heidelberg press only used to print incrementing numbers on previously printed forms. That ancient Heidelberg was built in the U.S. Zone of Germany–that is to say, after Kenny started at the print shop.

But if you think this is going to be a simple post contrasting the Open Mindset and Closed Mindset which would make me more valuable than Kenny, you’re mistaken.

Because I bounced from machine to machine, and later from job/client to job/client, I have a lot of fodder for synthetic thought. I can bring ideas from outside a particular industry or vertical and can suggest things that people steeped in the current company might not.

Kenny, however, had deep knowledge of the existing technologies and processes at the print shop. He had have insights into how to make the existing processes more efficient based on the facts on the ground, the territory and not just the map.

For real improvement, you’ll need to apply both kinds of insight. And you’ll need an iterative process–maybe not 50+ years, but more than an outside consultant popping in, writing up some procedures, and popping out. The self-help dictum that “Real change comes from within” applies to businesses, too.

On Thursday, Facebook determined I was into prescription blanks:

To be honest, given that the phone number is only two digits, I probably did not print that particular item, but it’s reflex blue alright. Given how far the reach of the print shop was throughout small towns in Missouri and Kansas, I might have printed blanks for that drug store if it was still a concern in the 1990s.

A week ago, I posted a twee review of The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.. And Facebook was like, “Oh, you like that show?”

What will Facebook think I like next? Facebook following me around the Internet? “Like” is not the word I would use.

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New Product Announcement

I’ve added a new t-shirt to the CafePress store:

You can order one if you’re so inclined here.

Strangely enough, my CafePress store has proven to be the most profitable endeavor of my “throw it out there” attempts at passive income. I’ve had it since 2004 when I made some off-color bumper stickers and then some political things which never sold. But when I started adding IT things badged with QA Hates You, I sold a couple–especially Project Manager Wall Clocks which have sold enough that I got a check from them back when they were new and which still sell steadily enough to cover the costs of having a CafePress storefront.

The Nico Sez line of apparel? I bought one to see how they would look. I’m wearing it as I type this blog post, actually.

The two apps I have on the app store? I sold one copy of Boxing Drill Companion to someone in Eastern Europe on the day I released it. I sold two copies of Dr. Franklin’s Art of Virtue Tracker: One to my beautiful wife, and one to her mother (who uses it every day, by the way, so: yay(?)). Which is almost $3 in revenue against $99 for an annual Apple developer account.

The books? Yeah, build your brand online didn’t work; not only did I spend $300 for a cover, but I sent out 50 to newspapers, magazines, and bloggers and got, what, five reviews? I’ve sold fewer than 100 copies of it and a handful of copies of the other books, but I’ve done my own covers for the others and have not sent out review copies except to the Writer’s Digest Self-Published Book Contest or whatever it’s called. Which might explain one of the reasons that I haven’t written much long form in a while.

And this blog? I think I got a check from Google AdSense once over a decade ago. Against the ever-increasing costs of hosting and, fortunately, no longer the cost of updating the SSL certificate, but, yeah, not a profit center.

With apologies to Stephen Crane, a poem:

A man said to the internet,
“Sir, I exist!”

Maybe I should focus on more Civilization IV. I lose less money that way.

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Good Junk Hunting, Saturday, September 27, 2025: Estate and Garage Sales

I mentioned that I needed to find a Lil Tikes or the equivalent for our Trunk or Treat trunk this year. So as I was roaming the southwest part of Springfield on Friday, I saw a lot of signs for garage sales. So on Saturday morning, I bundled the youngest into the vehicle, and a-hunting we a-went.

As it happens, at the first garage sale where we stopped, we found a stroller with a car-shaped base whose handle detaches for $20. And at the last place we stopped, we found a nonfunctional powered Disney Princess car for $10. So we got two for our tableau for $30, which ain’t bad. Although I’m not sure what we’re going to do with them when we’re done. Probably leave them in the garage for a decade.

I also picked up some other stuff.

One garage sale had dollar DVDs, so I picked up a couple:

  • Harvey with Jimmy Stewart
  • Apocalypto directed by Mel Gibson which will likely show mesoamerican native cultures as they were.
  • Porky’s which I have not seen
  • Uncut Gems, the Adam Sandler drama. Surprised it got a DVD release, actually.
  • Revenge of the Nerds; saw this a bunch, but not recently.
  • Who’s Harry Crumb, the John Candy film.
  • The Equalizer, the reboot of the television series. No, not the Dana Owens one. The Denzel Washington one.

And…. We found an unexpected estate sale off of Scenic. It looked to be run by the elderly sisters of the deceased, whom I was told was a teacher who had been a world traveler and who had spent over a decade in Italy. The garage was full of travel books, the kinds of memento books about such and such castle or this or that city. A professional sale would have had everything half off on Saturday, but they were going only 25% off, which made for some real arithmetic, so I only got one book: A comb-bound collection of photos from Okinawa, where three generations of my family have served in the Marine Corps and the home of karate (see my book reports on the works of Gichin Funakoshi). I mean, I could have gone nuts, but instead…

Instead I bought a tachi/wakizashi sword pair.

A while back, I bought a rapier. I looked at the rapier, bought didn’t have enough gift cards for it. Well, come Christmas, I had enough, and I went back, but the rapier was gone, and the little cabinet had a katana instead. As I had my heart set upon a rapier, I didn’t buy the katana. And when I steeled myself (ahut) to buy the katana, it was gone. Eventually, though, a rapier reappeared, and I bought it. It’s now on my wall with the others, but I was a katana short of satisfied.

This pair was marked $50, which meant it was under $40 for the pair, and so I bought them. Although I’m not sure where I’ll put them as my bladed wall is full already (like so many things here). Perhaps I will move things around to fit them in. One thing is sure, though: they won’t remain on the stand. The cats knocked them down in the few minutes I had them on the table to take a photo. And we don’t want any fractional kittens at Nogglestead.

The family member collecting the money said, “Ah, the ninja swords,” and I corrected her: “They’re samurai swords.” They’re different, of course, and a samurai probably would have shown her the steel had she mistaken him for a ninja. I would expect her sister would not have made the mistake.

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Brian’s Garage Is The Trenchcoat Schtick

I have said that Nogglestead has the trenchcoat schtick, where you can find anything at times somewhere (in the linked example, I found a jump ring on the kitchen counter that I could use to make a pendant out of an English pound coin).

But sometimes the things one finds are of dubious utility.

I’m on a multi-year project to slowly clean out my garage which is not impassable but is getting there. For too many years, it’s been a life of “clean out the car by throwing things from the car into the mess beside the car” and “just put it down anywhere when you’re done with it” even if that is atop something else just put down instead of away so that after a few rounds or strata of that behavior, you cannot find anything. Or even the multi-year process of cleaning the garage involves taking things from the shelves and sorting them into bins and then determining I need more bins, and then leaving the bins scattered around the floor for weeks until I get additional binnery which I just set down atop other things when I unload them from the car (combining the best from “clean out the car by throwing things from the car into the mess beside the car” and “just put it down anywhere when you’re done with it”).

Also, as I’m culling things, I’m building up a solid bank of boxes of items to donate to charitable garage sales and whatnot (but they only arise once a year or so, so I cannot clear them as they go).

So, basically, I’m moving the clutter and reorganizing it and, once in a while, throwing something out. But not a lot. Maybe a couple of cubic inches every couple of months move to the garbage bin. I even finally discarded the child-sized foam martial arts sparring gear that my boys have not used in almost five years and have since way outgrown. The web-drenched martial arts bags, though, remain on the pile.

Whenever I think about buckling down and doing it, I’m overwhelmed. Which means the “process” is mostly me wandering around and nibbling at the margins. It came to a head Thursday when we had a garage door man in for a bit of repair, and he asked if I had any bolts. Ah, gentle reader, I have several sizes of carriage bolts that I have used, this summer, for repairing my gates–along with matching nuts and washers. But when he asked, I could not find them. Hours later, it occurred to me that I’d used a bucket to carry them to the places where I used them, so instead of looking for them in bins under the piles on the floor, I should have been looking for buckets under the piles on the floor.

So while the garage door man worked, I wandered around the garage, wondering where, again, to begin.

And I began by taking this from one of the built in shelves:

And putting it into a box on the rick of donations that we’ve gathered.

Model rocket wadding? Why do we have this? I don’t remember the boys having model rockets at all, although I don’t remember every gift they received (or even that I gave them) which they might have messed with for a day or so and then set aside. I haven’t seen any other parts of model rocketry in the garage. I just…. don’t know.

So it goes into the donations bin in hopes someone will find a quarter’s worth of use out of it, but….

Well, I wish every decision I had to make was this easy.

You would think it would be just as easy to determine a fate for every pine board that our family has broken in martial arts classes testing over the last fifteen years would have an easy solution, but no. I think I need another bin or two to contain and consolidate the collection. So I will leave them where they are for now.

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Movie Report: Gattaca (1997)

Book coverThe film stars Ethan Hawke and Jude Law, so you know it’s a serious film, not an actioner or thriller like, say, Paycheck or Johnny Mnemonic (which I have seen since I read the book, but that was before I bored you a twee “movie report” on every last film I’ve seen recently).

At any rate, in the near future, prenatal genetic sampling/testing allows parents to select for ideal traits in their offspring, which leads to a bifurcated society where God babies/naturally conceived people are called “in-valids” and are left to the lesser jobs of society. One such person, played by Hawke, finds a black market fellow who will help him impersonate a “valid.” Jude Law plays the man whose identity Hawke takes, a champion swimmer and genius who is a parapalegic and hence is shunned for his infirmity. Law’s character provides blood and urine samples so that Hawke can work at Gattaca, a space exploration company, as a navigator whose work and plans earn him the right/privilege of launching on a mission to Titan. But in the week before Hawke can relax his ruse while he’s off world, the mission director at Gattaca is murdered. Despite the care he has taken for some years in removing loose skin and hair, he leaves a stray eyelash near the scene of the crime, and it is swept up, and the authorities know an in-valid was near the scene. So he has to continue playing the role under increased pressure and in getting through new challenges, including checkpoints and random sweeps of the Gattaca headquarters. Along the way, he finds that some people hope that he succeeds and help, and that his greatest opponent is his augmented brother who is heading up the investigation.

So: Eh, all right, I’ve seen it. A little more serious than it needed to be to be really entertaining–the pace was not enough to really be tense, and it lacked enough action to make it compelling. I should probably start a rating system for how many times I paused the film and went upstairs to fold some laundry in the middle of it or something–much less times where I paused a film and came to finish it another day. I must have paused this film three or four or five times.

Still, it must have punched above its weight and resonated with enough people at the fin de siècle that they refer to it today. Kind of like today’s…. erm…. well…. What will members of this generation allude to in twenty years? Probably nothing. Maybe hollaback meme templates.

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I Know The Feeling

I don’t want to spoil it for you, gentle reader, but our holiday trunk this year will be used car salesmen. So I have been haunting thrift stores trying to find not only loud sports coats and shirts for our family to wear but also a cheap used Little Tikes car for our tableau.

I went to Red Racks, and I had trouble finding the men’s apparel because it was on the opposite side of the store from the other clothing. As I wandered, I found the toys section and one of the standard orange Little Tikes cars for $20. Perfect! I might be done shopping the first week!

So in my rotation through the store, I found the men’s section and sourced an ugly yellow plaid shirt, and I was passing through the records section on the way to the toys. I half-heartedly flipped through some of them, and as I headed to the toys, some guy was wheeling the car to the cash register.

So I know how this feels.

I cannot tell you how many of these I have seen at garage sales this year because I was not looking for them. Now, I can tell you how many I will see: 0.

Doesn’t help that cross country season runs right up to the Trunk or Treat, and I won’t have much time to crawl yard sales looking. But we’ll think of something else if we don’t find one or two.

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Book Report: Rowdy Joe Lowe: Gambler with a Gun by Joseph G. Rosa and Waldo E. Koop (1989)

Book coverI picked up this book in June, and since I’ve been reading a lot of Westerns this year (The Man from Skibbereen, Westward the Tide, Homicide Near Hillsboro (sorta), and Once More with a .44, which is only four books this year, but it seems like more), I thought I would read a real history book about a character in the old west. Probably because I watched a lot of The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. concurrently.

And, well. This book is more a history of the towns where Joe Lowe visited and some of the stories based on what people said about him than a true biography. He left no diary or journal, and this pre-Internet book relies on the authors, one of whom is in England, relied on historical societies to provide news clippings containing the title character–and they would have had to rely on whatever indexes they had at hand to find them.

So we get the story of Ellsworth, Kansas; Witchita, Kansas; Newton, Kansas; San Antonio, Texas; Leadville, Colorado; and Denver, Colorado. Joe Lowe lived in and often operated dance halls in this cities, which often brought him into conflict with other dance hall owners, cowboys, gamblers, and the police. As I mentioned, much of the coverage is quoting newspaper articles about his court cases or public recrimination for dance halls, prostitution, and whatnot with some connective tissue in it. Many of the articles mention him as having a great reputation for being a bad man, but I don’t know if it’s borne out by the text–I have no real insight into how other such personages were described in the papers of the day. But Joe Lowe did apparently know some of the other more recognized names from the era, including Wild Bill Hickock, Buffalo Bill Cody, Wyatt Earp, Bat Masterson, and others. So maybe the book really is talking about a legend about whom I’d never heard.

Still, a good read and interesting because I’ve somehow become interested in the old west in my dilettante fashion. Looking at the front matter, I see Roda wrote The Gunfighter: A Man or Myth?. Which I have seen and passed over many times on my to-read shelves since I bought it seventeen years ago. In a post my sainted mother commented on. At any rate, I might not pass over it the next time that I see it.

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Tell Me You Haven’t Been In A Library Recently Without Using Those Words

Ted Gioia laments the loss of American arts, including jazz music, opera, books, and whatnot from the middle part of the century (Is Mid-20th Century American Culture Getting Erased?), but he says:

When you walk into a library, you understand immediately that it took centuries to create all these books.

Clearly, he has not been into a local library recently.

I suppose university libraries still have old books in them–depending upon how old the university libraries are themselves–but I am pretty sure I have long lamented how few books are in the local library branches here and how many of them are skewed toward contemporary books–and how you would have to order the classics via inter-library loan.

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So The “Journalist” Is Probably Not Catholic

The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel Web site ran this atop its home page this weekend:

Cardinal Timothy Dolan, former Milwaukee archbishop, calls slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk a ‘modern-day St. Paul’

As any fule kno, or as anyone who is either Catholic or reads First Things and New Oxford Review can tell you, the title goes before the last name in the Catholic church offices. Timothy Cardinal Dolan.

I mean, the chryon on the tweet embedded in the article itself has it correctly:

But the appearance on television with a Milwaukee connection gave the “journalist” the opportunity not only to slag on Charlie Kirk but also Bob Dolan’s brother as well. Some accounts on social media want the pope to reconsider his [Dolan’s] position! Maybe even excommunicate him or burn him at stake. Or maybe that’s Blue Sky accounts instead.

Jeez, Louise. This very weekend, my mother-in-law, who admits she only can tolerate an hour of television news these days, tut-tutted her daughter’s suggestion that she get her news from print sources. Certainly not from eight-page Daily Dammit, Gannetts like the Springfield News-Leader or the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel. She could just as easily go to the primary sources for modern journalism, which are not the people or events themselves but from social media reactions to people and events.

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On The Adventures of Brisco County, Jr. (1993-1994)

Book coverAh, gentle reader. It took me a while to finish this series; I started watching it with my children in 2019, but we wandered away from it (as we did so many things, and still are). This year (or maybe last–it’s been a while) I started over with it, and this time I made it through. It’s 27 episodes, more than a full season, and as I mentioned when I watched part of Season 1 of The Streets of San Francisco, I’m daunted by watching complete seasons or complete series because of how long in calendar time they take–even things which are but a single season, such as this one was.

So: This program aired on the fledgling Fox network in 1993 and 1994 when it didn’t have programming five nights a week. Bruce Campbell plays the title character, a Harvard-trained attorney turned bounty hunter who is hired by San Francisco business interests to find the man who killed his father who was escorting a criminal gang run by John Bly to trial/prison/whatever. A mysterious object, The Orb, is discovered in a mine nearby, and it’s the McGuffin that will drive many of the connected stories, although not all of episodes further the story arc–the early 1990s were just about where things turned that corner from episodic to serial, and it blends them both (as did The X-Files which also debuted that year).

So each week, Brisco hunts a villain of the week or such. Early on, he competes with a black bounty hunter who styles himself Lord Bowler to capture Bly, but eventually they become friends and partners. It has a cast of recurring characters, including John Astin: as a wacky inventor; Kelly Rutherford as a show girl who was John Bly’s girl but comes to appreciate Brisco more; a renegade who works for Bly and serves as a comic foil as he constantly goes into digressions about art, literature, and philosophy; a proto-Elvis Presley who becomes a sheriff in one of the towns Brisco visits; and later a pretty boy card player. It’s more steampunk than straight-ahead Western (and it has its tongue planted in its cheek the whole time) as it has anachronistic things like rockets, tanks, motorcycles, and other call-aheads to things or people not invented yet. It also has a set of that guy as guest stars starting with M.C. Gainey (whose name I will again forget once I post this) capping with Terry Bradshaw in the two-part season finale (Terry Bradshaw, it seems, has not aged much in 30 years since this was on television).

It’s a bit hit-or-miss, and I put it aside for a couple of weeks before ploughing through the last eight episodes (I thought I had another four to go, but the last disc is special features which I skipped). All right, but it might not be something I watch again.

Although if I were, it would be for Kelly Rutherford.

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Book Report: Modern Short Story Classics of Suspense (1968)

Book coverI don’t remember when I got this booklet. By “remember,” I mean I did not list it on the Web site in a Good Book Hunting post. But it is the size of something that would have come in a dollar bundle at a Friends of the Springfield-Greene County Library Book Sale.

It contains four short stories:

  • “A Chess Problem” by Agatha Christie, a Hercule Poirot story involving a murder during a chess game.
  • “Back for Christmas” by John Collier about a man who murders his wife before leaving on a holiday only to be undone (probably) by plans she made while they were away.
  • “The Border-Line Case” by Margery Allingham about a gangland hit made incomprehensible and unsolvable by the police actions.
  • “Sredni Vashtar” by Saki about a boy and his secret pet ferret whom he worships and an overbearing maiden aunt who would have none of it. I probably “just” read this story in 2023 when I read The Best of Saki.

So, yeah, four short stories, 40 pages total, and I’m counting it as a book.

Man, I am glad I was born when I was, before the ubiquity of computers and mobile devices. I can read and appreciate stories from 100 years ago without being jarred by how different they are. Because they were not as different in my formative years when we did not have them. Fifty years ago. Half the distance to the original copyright date on “A Chess Problem”. I can even relate to things like not having air conditioning (not that it comes up in this particular story) but, you know. I even find historical fiction approachable because I’ve lived in cabins unhooked to the power grid or running water.

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They’re As Good With Swords As Guns

Pennsylvania man stabbed with samurai sword during home invasion attempt

Stabbed? With a katana? That’s not how they work!

A Pennsylvania robbery suspect was hospitalized after being stabbed with a samurai sword during a home invasion Tuesday morning, authorities said in press release.

* * * *

“The roommate defended himself. He had the samurai sword and took a swipe at the suspect,” Det. Josh Samuels told WPVI, referring to the male victim. “It was a pretty chaotic scene this morning, I would say for sure.”

Slashing is not stabbing, guys. Someone with a katana is most likely to take a swing, using strikes one through six. Although seven is a poke, it is not emphasized in samurai sword fighting which is designed to slash through samurai armor.

Stabbing is more rapier-style fencing. Which, as I have mentioned, I’m better at since I’ve trained in fencing more than sword fighting. And I won’t go on about how it lends itself to spearing, although strikes one through seven also apply to fighting with sticks. And, jeez, I have not trained with the staff in a long time. Oh! But I haven’t been to a martial arts class in weeks. I better rectify that soon. Because one day it will be the last time I do, and I’m not ready for that yet.

(Link via Ace of Spades HQ Overnight Thread.)

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Three Minutes Into The Future

Shannon County official filmed using slur in meeting, speaks out

If you don’t want to click over, she said, “That’s retarded.” So let’s get the bored news media out to claim a scalp to Weigh In on this Controversy with all the Wisdom the 20-something journalists can muster.

Quick, let’s do a pool: When and where will be the first official pilloried for saying retardant? Soon, gentle reader, soon. Unless we wrest the control of language from recent Liberal Arts graduates.

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Book Report: The Memoirs of Ms. P. by Amy Petrus (2007)

Book coverI “just” got this book in the spring of 2024 where it was in a dollar bundle with The Yellow Wallpaper which I just read last month. I might make it a twee goal to read all the books from that bundle, but unfortunately, they’re scattered amongst the stacks, and I probably won’t even see them before the end of the year.

Although the title indicates it’s a memoir and the author’s name starts with a P, it looks to be a fictionalized account, as the Ms. P in the book says her last name is Pepperdine and says she does not have a boyfriend–and the back cover indicates Ms. Petrus is married. I guess it’s possible that the author was née Pepperdine, and she didn’t have to change her monogram when she got married. Sure, and it’s possible Petrus is a pseudonym, and she put her real name in the book text. I’m overthinking it, but I’d like to think it’s a fictionalized account with some amalgamation of anecdotes and personalities.

So: It’s a series of short vignettes taking place throughout the school year. Ms. P. teaches third grade. It starts with the first day of school and cycles through different things like parent-teacher conferences, recess duty, the Halloween parade, Christmas, and then the last day of school. And by “short,” I mean that the chapters are two pages or so. The writing is wry, maybe a touch world- or school-weary (even though the Ms. P. of the book is only a couple of years into a teaching career), and I expect teachers, and elementary school teachers especially, can relate.

A quick read, and worth whatever portion of a quarter I paid for it. If you want a copy, though, gentle reader, it might be harder for you to find.

So much wrong with that Amazon listing. But they spelled the author’s name, if that is her real name, correctly.

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Good Media Hunting, Friday, September 19, 2025: Friends of the Springfield-Greene County Library Book Sale

Oops, I did it again.

I had thought that I might not even make it to the sale this autumn given that we have a cross-country meet two hours away in the middle of the day (if it does not storm) which probably means that the Friends of the Christian County Library book sale in Sparta either, but…. Around 2pm on Friday, I was tired of moving around Jira tickets and asked my beautiful wife if she would like to go. And she did. So we did. Even though it was not half price day, I divided totals by two and then multiplied by two to get the real amount spent.

I got several albums.

I got:

  • Several Jackie Gleason records, most of which were new to me (but some might be duplicate copies). They include The Last Dance for Lovers Only, Movie Themes, Night Winds, and Today’s Romantic Hits (which I am pretty sure I already have). Between this and the estate sale two weeks ago, I have many, many new fine Jackie Gleason records to listen to.
  • Several Mancini records, most or all of which are new to me: Mr. Lucky, This Is Henry Mancini Vol 2, Hangin’ Out With Henry Mancini, and Mancini Concert.
  • Several Les and/or Larry Elgart records: Designs for Dancing, The Dancing Sound, Les Elgart on Tour, and The New Elgart Touch.
  • Three Evie records: Never the Same, Evie, and Gentle Moments. I will probably listen to them once (but will probably listen to Come On, Ring Those Bells every Christmas).
  • The Lord’s Prayer by Perry Como. Probably already have it, but someday, Perry Como records will disappear from the marketplace. Until my estate sale, which will glut the market.
  • My Heart Sings by Polly Bergen. PWoC.
  • On the Sunny Side of the Street by Tommy Dorsey & His Orchestra.
  • Spellbound by Joe Sample. A former radio station copy. I need an acronym for Black Artist/Artists On Cover, Might Be R&B (BAOCMBRB?) since I do make buying judgments based on this as well.
  • Triumph by Philip Bailey. BAOC. I hope it’s not really a Triumph album called Philip Bailey (nope; he’s one of the guys from Earth, Wind, & Fire, so it’s probably what I hoped for).
  • Don’t Give Up by Andrae Crouch. BAOC.
  • Make It Easy On Yourself by Burt Bacharach. Did the Austion Powers cameo revitalize his career? Why should it have even required revitalization/rediscovery in the first place? Because we are a fallen society.
  • Get Swingin’ by Earl Grant. PWoC.
  • As Requested by Billy Vaughn. Two PWoC (or one by a reflection), but bought because it’s Billy Vaughn.
  • The Best of Acker Bilk. A clarinet man who is not Pete Fountains or Artie Shaw.
  • Charlie Barnett presents A Tribute to Harry James. Presumably trumpet music.
  • Two Hugo Winterhalter records: Hugo Winterhalter Goes South of the Border and Wish You Were Here.
  • The Art of the Baroque Trumpet. A Nonesuch label record.
  • Contrasts by David Carroll and His Orchestra. PWoC.
  • The Best of the Three Suns which I might already have.
  • Ace’s Back to Back, a two record set by Ace Cannon, saxophonist.
  • Unsere Schönsten Kinderlieder by Der Knabenchor Des Norddeutschen Rundfunks. Wait a minute. It has kinder in it. THIS IS A CHILDREN’S RECORD. I HAVE BEEN DUPED. But it’s in German, so no one will have to know when I play it.

That’s, what, 33 or 35 records? It’s about as many as the current Nogglestead record shelving can hold, for sure. I’d better take it easy when Christmas shopping at antique malls.

I also got some printed material:

Which includes:

  • A second printing of John D. MacDonald’s The Turquoise Lament. For $2. Which means they didn’t know what they had or that the market has forgotten John D. MacDonald.
  • Thirteen issues of Ideals magazine, including nine issues for Mother’s Day (including one duplicate). These were sold in bundles of 2, in bundles of 4, and individually, and I bought all they had. Of course. Did I just say “And any Ideals magazines themselves that I can spot in the wild, which is not that many these days and in southwest Missouri.”? Yes, yes, I did. And the fates have fancifully smote me with this abundance.
  • The Teaching Company / The Great Courses From Jesus to Constantine: A History of Early Christianity. On audiocassette. Which I can still listen to in my car.
  • Two copies of Wingéd Lion, the Missouri Southern State College (now University) literary magazine from the 1970s. Coincidentally, MSSU is where the cross country meet is tomorrow if it’s not cancelled on account of weather.
  • A Collection of Fun, Fact and Fiction by Nina Hatchett Duffield, a chapbook. Which looks to be loaded with Found Bookmarks when the time comes.
  • An Ozark Tapestry and Moor by Marjorie Shackleford McCune. The name sounded familiar because I’ve already read this book in 2020 where I bought it in a bundle at the same book sale five years ago.
  • Weight by Loren Broaddus, a chapbook ca 2009 or 2010 (no copyright date).
  • Plucking Weeds by Michelle Nimmo. Circa 2013; the poet is a local poetry slam champ (the back cover says).
  • The End of September by Brian Sol White. Circa 2011. A timely read, ainna?
  • Snowflake by J. Nichols. Circa 1989 out of Kansas City.
  • The Genesis, the literary magazine of Lewis and Clark College circa 1965.
  • Elegy Written in a Country Church-Yard by Thomas Gray. Some sort self-published cheapy that only has printing on the left side of each page and looks like it was built from a scan of a 1965 book in the University of Toronto library.
  • Push: Dreams Vs Reality, a flat-spined collection by Lakiah Wells circa 2022. Looks to be poetry + prose.

All in all, a good haul. The Ideals magazines are stacked for reading before bed. The McDonald will go into the stacks while I seriously consider a mylar cover for it. The others will be added to the stacks for that “I need a quick read” time towards the end of a year when I want to pad my numbers. And two books for the free book cart at church.

My beautiful wife also bought a stack of self-helpish books; strangely enough, because she bought them in the Better Books section whereas I went nuts in the dollar section, I only outspent her about 2:1. And when it comes to timely consumption of the purchases, it might take me decades longer to get through my records, magazines, and chapbooks than it takes her to get through her six books.

Note, though: No DVDs. I have enough for now (until, maybe, Sparta).

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Book Report: The Redwood Series by Judy Stevens Callaway (1991)

Book coverI said I was going to read enjoyable books for a bit, and I thought I’d pick up some of the thin saddle-stitched books that I buy by the dollar bundle at the Friends of the Springfield-Greene County Library book sales to pad my annual stats.

I knew this book was prose instead of poetry, but I didn’t look to closely at it until I sat down with it. Published by Hospice of Huntington and with a The Hospice of Southwest Missouri sticker in the front cover, I discovered I was not in for a comfortable read.

Basically, it’s a set of fictional letters (presumably, as they’re not particularly personal) from a woman who is caring for her father who is in hospice care to her brother who does not live in the area. They demonstrate a gamut of emotions and kind of how the feelings change over the course of hospice care to provide an example for those dealing with it in the now (which was then–a later edition might have emails or social media posts instead of letters).

The book uses the metaphor of redwoods, which it says have shallow root systems, so they have to grow together and entangle their roots to survive–like, I guess, caregivers and their non-profit helpers. Also, I’m not clear whether this is just one entry in a series or if the letters in the book are the series in the title. I guess I could do an Internet search, but, eh. CBA.

You know, I’ve never really had to be a caregiver like this–when my sainted mother was sick, she stayed in her house, alone (jeez, I did that whole thing badly). I remember when my aunt died from cancer twenty years ago visiting her a couple of times while she was waiting to die (my aunt who died six years ago from cancer moved in and took care of her, much like my youngest aunt did as she, my St. Charles aunt, was dying). So the book lightly ruffled my unmitigated guilt for not being a caregiver (but not so rawly as Love’s Legacy did).

Given how small my close family is, I don’t think I’ll ever need to deal with caring for someone at the end of life–I’ll probably be the one needing the caring, and if my matrilineal line is any indicator, not too long from now. But should that befall me, gentle reader, remind me that resources like these are available, or I’ll go crazier eating the emotions on my own.

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Book Report: Once More with a .44 by Peter Brandvold (2000)

Book coverI picked up this book last year Sparta (home of the Trojans) because I had some room in the bag-for-three-bucks and I’ve been working some Westerns into the rotation. I read this book in between chapters of Perelandra, the Venus book of C.S. Lewis’s Space trilogy, and I am likely to cull the stack of books on the chairside table because I’m finding that I’m reading more and more of these enjoyable little in-between-chapter books rather than the others, and I do want to make quota this year.

So: Apparently, this is the third(?) book in a series, and it rehashes a bit of the previous business in spots. A small town is growing due to the influence and spending of a rough rancher and his collection of hired hands, and they turn to a retired lawman who had previously taken care of another badman in town. He brings his tough but genteel wife along, and he hires a deputy barman who is black to help him clean up the town and to serve a warrant for the murder of a mentally disabled man in a put-up shootout.

The text of this 25(!)-year-old book moves along pretty well. It has some sex scenes in it which are not as explicit as a Gunsmith book, but definitely describes what goes where in a manner you would not find in Zane Grey or Louis L’Amour. It spends some time with the setup, but ultimately devolves into a couple of set pieces and questionable decisions that lead to a dramatic staged climax. I mean, not a bad book, but it’s light popcorn reading and nothing more.

Also, I must comment that the main character plus black sidekick staying at the Boston made me wonder if it’s supposed to be a holla to Spenser and Hawk. Dunno.

So if I find any more of this writer on bag day at the Christian County book sales, I won’t avoid them. At the Springfield-Greene County book sale (running now), I won’t make it to the Westerns section, so I won’t be seeking them out. As it stands, I have enough backlogged Westerns for the pace at which I read them, even as I am reading them more frequently these days.

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