The Source Of That Thing Daddy Sang Yesterday To The Annoyance Of His Firstborn

As my mother-in-law downsizes, she has contacted Habitat for Humanity to come and pick up some furniture and things. They’re scheduled to pick them up this morning, but it’s Snowmageddon, again, so who knows.

However, my oldest son and I moved all the items to donate to the garage yesterday, and I kept rapping, “That’s a habitat! That’s a habitat!”

So I told the young man about the season premiere of Sesame Street when he was a kid, the one where Big Bird thinks about moving from Sesame Street.

I also explained that the season premiere of Sesame Street was kind of a big deal; the boys watched it every day for several years, maybe six total from boy 1 to boy 2, and that meant a lot of repeats. So at least I was excited for new content.

In sadder Sesame Street news, Luis passed away. You might remember, gentle reader, that I posted him singing the firefly song in 2018. You know, I have recently asserted that things from one’s youth make an indelible impression in one’s memory; however, I have a lot of things from my children’s youth that I remember as well. Perhaps those days were just more interesting than now.

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On the Forthcoming New Old Furniture at Nogglestead

As I mentioned, my mother-in-law is downsizing. As a result, Nogglestead will receive an infusion of quality furniture. I’ve often said, perhaps only aloud and not on this blog, that the only good furniture we get, we receive as a gift, or lately, an inheritance. Which is mostly true, although we did buy an expensive laminate bedroom set a couple years after we moved in, replacing the bureaus we’d had as children, inheritances from my aunt Dale, and a headboard I’d bought at an estate sale for $20.

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I Know The Feeling

The headline is a little misleading (Courteney Cox admits she doesn’t remember being on ‘Friends’) as what she says is a little different:

Courteney Cox made a shocking revelation when she admitted that she doesn’t remember much of her time filming “Friends.”

Cox, 57, recently sat down with “Today’s” Willie Geist for an extended “Sunday Sitdown” interview when the actress shared that she realized there were a lot of gaps in her memory when she appeared on “Friends: The Reunion” in May 2021.

“I should’ve watched all 10 seasons because when I did the reunion and was asked questions, I was like, ‘I don’t remember being there,’” she laughed. “Yeah. I don’t remember filming so many episodes.”

C’mon, man, that’s how memory kind of works when you get older. I have the first line of a poem about it–I remember my life like a history book–because I, too, remember facts about my earlier life, but vivid recollections are few and far between.

Which is a shame; I sometimes lament the loss of the flavor of things. The scent of type cleaner. The smell of the corridor leading to The Paint Dealer, a magazine where I was briefly a hyphenated-editor of some sort. I can’t even see the corridor in my mind, although I know it was up a flight of stairs and toward the back of the building. I know the facts, but I cannot reproduce the experience in my mind.

So this is not shocking that Courteney Cox does not remember every single day of her job twenty-some years ago.

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A Book Quiz for Young People

Over at John Kass News, guest poster Pat Hickey writes Must Reads for Young People in a Stupidly Woke World:

The current secondary school English canon is dumbed down. It seems to me that everything of value went to hell when we politely considered the opinion of dim bulbs who interrogate with “Well, who’s to say?” People who know something, Karen.

The Who’s to Sayers have screwed up religion, politics, and sports. Keep reading, gentle folks, because at the end of my jeremiad I post a list of essential works of literature.

So of course I took his list as a challenge/quiz.

Here’s his list, with the ones I’ve read in bold (and with a link to the book report if one exists on this blog). I have underlined the books that I have on the shelves here but have not yet read.

  • The N*****of the Narcissus Joseph Conrad
  • The Secret Sharer Joseph Conrad
  • Lord Jim Joseph Conrad
  • The Man Who Would be King Rudyard Kipling
  • Invisible Man Ralph Ellison
  • Barnaby Rudge Charles Dickens
  • Jane Eyre Emily Bronte
  • Paradise Lost John Milton
  • The Canterbury Tales Geoffrey Chaucer (although I have read some of them and did have a class at the university in Chaucer)
  • Henry V William Shakespeare
  • Sonnets by John Donne (I don’t know if I got all of the ones he’s talking about when I read Selected Poems)
  • Moby Dick Herman Melville
  • Bartleby the Scrivener Herman Melville
  • Red Badge of Courage Stephan Crane (actually, I’m working on this one now in between Star Trek collections)
  • The Virginian Owen Wister
  • The Big Blonde Dorothy Parker
  • Poems of Emily Dickinson (sweet Christmas, all 1775+ of them? I’ve read some and I’ve started through the whole collection, but I’m not anywhere near finished after 30 years)
  • Man Without a Country Edward Everett Hale
  • Aeneid Virgil (although I did just listen to an audio course on it)
  • The Odyssey Homer
  • The Greek Passion Nikos Kazantzakis
  • The Informer Liam O’Flaherty
  • Short Stories of Brett Harte
  • Huckleberry Finn Mark Twain
  • U.S.A. Trilogy John Dos Passos
  • The Day of the Locusts Nathaniel West
  • Catch 22 Joseph Heller
  • The Caine Mutiny Herman Wouk
  • The Continental Op Dashiell Hammett
  • The Little Sister Raymond Chandler
  • The Sign of Four Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Napoleon of Notting Hill G.K. Chesterton
  • A Confederacy of Dunces John Kennedy Toole
  • Wise Blood Flannery O’Connor

Well, I guess that is 12 out of 34 with some asterisks. I always think I’m doing well when I’m styling the ones I’ve read, but when it comes time to sum up, I am disappointed. Fortunately, I am still young, so I have a chance to improve this score before I get old. Especially as I won’t have any Rowling offerings cluttering up my reading.

You know, I went through the university right at the last gasp of the Great Books/Canon movement in the 1980s, so I got exposed to a lot of real literature before the big shift thereafter to rap lyrics and brain droppings poetry. Although I still read both classic literature and brain droppings poetry today.

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MfBJN Gets Results

Last week, I posted about confusing Misa and Maysa (not to mention Misia).

This week, Misa1 posts:

I need your help. I have decided it’s time to shake things up and change my name. Now as much as I’m a change maker, I wanted to change my name quite simply because many of you find it challenging to find me on Spotify, itunes, Youtube and across other social media channels.

Brian J.: Major influence on emerging artists, or merely a coincidence?

Yeah, coincidence. But interesting confluence nevertheless.

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Wherein Reality Proves Brian J. Wrong, Almost Immediately

On Thursday, I asserted:

Funny thing; although the university sends me glossy magazines on occasion, they don’t try to hit me up for money any more.

On Saturday, this arrived:

Maybe they actually hit me up all the time for money, but I pay so little attention I don’t notice.

The volunteers have stopped calling, though. I think. Maybe they just don’t have my number at Nogglestead.

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Wherein Brian J. Reads A Crime Story and Knows Someone In It

Springfield auto shop reports ‘rampant’ rise in thefts and vandalism

That’s our current preferred garage, exactly five miles away. I know this because sometimes I drop a vehicle off and walk home.

Sometimes, I’ve been known to swap cars, where I drive up, pick one of our cars up and leave the other for service the next day. Perhaps I’ll reconsider that strategy. It will be easier as we will soon have three vehicles and three drivers in the house briefly.

But, man, Springfield’s crime continues to increase.

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Know the Difference

Misa (pronounced like Jar Jar Binks would have you pronounce it) is a London-based “trip hop” artist.

Maysa (pronounced like it looks), an American jazz singer.

Only one is currently in my library so far, so expect Maysa to appear in a musical balance post sometime soon.

Although, to be honest, you might be more likely to confuse Misa with the Japanese singers of the same name or American rapper of that name or Maysa with the Bossa Nova singer who also went by that name. To clarify for my own expertise, perhaps I will have a lot to report on that future musical balance post.

There is only one Sade, though. Although maybe not; apparently, Sade is the name of the band named after the lead singer. Perhaps I should stop my research before I discover a little learning can be a bad thing.

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Not A Teachable Moment

Confusing siblings is not a matter of racial bias:

Tennis superstar Serena Williams took to Twitter on Wednesday to call out The New York Times for using a photo of her sister, Venus Williams, in an article about her new capital venture fund.

She called on the Times to “do better” with “engrained systems woefully unaware of their biases.”

“No matter how far we come, we get reminded that it’s not enough. This is why I raised $111 million for Serena Ventures,” Williams said on Twitter, adding “even I am overlooked.”

It’s a common mistake. Must we make everything about jargony jargon current rightthink?

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Curmudgeons Agree

Jack Baruth links to a piece entitled Managerial failings: complification.

The piece goes on about how managers and the managerial class have made things more complicated mainly to give themselves something to do.

Baruth quotes this bit:

Yale for example: more administrators than undergraduates. This is ridiculous; Yale students would be better off if they hired each undergraduate a PhD educated personal tutor and a maid/servant, and it would be cheaper. There is a Yale administrator event horizon at which the mass of administrators at Yale within the confines of the Yale campus will form a black hole from which light cannot escape. If current trends continue, this will happen by the year 3622.

But the original piece goes from that to talk about shared libraries in software development, and Baruth says:

Being Locklin, of course, he goes on to do the math and show his work on it. The remainder of the blogpost consists of a terrifying journey through the shared library crisis, in which I once again find myself accidentally aligned with a brilliant man; for most of my life in tech I busted my hump to make sure I compiled stuff with static binaries, even if it cost more time and resources. I didn’t have a genuine philosophy behind it, as Scott does. Rather, I was just trying to make more money. Shared libraries always resulted in me doing more work after the fact, and since I generally charged flat fees for programming gigs, I didn’t have any interest in doing more work.

You know, I from time to time try to build an application, but I do it in fits and starts. I get something working, and then I come to a frustration point and put it aside for a bit (or a year), and then I come back to it or do something else with Node.js or whatever framework, and something needs updating, and suddenly nothing works at all, and libraries are out of date, or what have you. Which becomes another frustration point….

You know, in test automation frameworks that I’ve built, I’ve written the code mostly myself, relying on other libraries as infrequently as possible. But it’s not really possible any more, no with the current frameworks. Which is why I have not built myself a billion dollar company on an idea and some code written overnight while amped up on coffee. The frustration of modern frameworks, and the fact that I’m lazy.

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I Went To M-Word University

C’mon, man, you and I know that’s coming next now that Marquette has redesigned its seal:

Following years of student activism and campus deliberation, Marquette University announced this week that it will change its official seal, most notably by removing an image of the college’s namesake.

The university’s board approved a new seal that, according to an announcement Monday, will “more accurately reflect” the role that Indigenous tribes played in the journey that French Jesuit missionary Jacques Marquette embarked upon in 1673 to find the direction and mouth of the Mississippi River.

The prop bet is whether it will stop being a “Catholic” university before or after the renaming.

I’ve actually placed my money on simultaneously.

Funny thing; although the university sends me glossy magazines on occasion, they don’t try to hit me up for money any more.

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I Saw A Bit Of This

High-speed pursuit through Springfield ends in arrest of fugitive:

Deputies from the Greene County Sheriff’s Office Fugitive Apprehension Unit attempted to arrest a wanted fugitive with multiple felony warrants in the north Springfield area. When deputies approached the home where the suspect was located, the fugitive Johnnie Coffer, and another man left the residence in a white Chevy Silverado. Investigators say the fugitive drove to the area of Interstate-44 and West Bypass where he abruptly stopped the vehicle, assaulted the driver, and forced him out of the vehicle before fleeing in the victim’s stolen truck. Deputies initiated a traffic stop on the driver but he kept going.

Due to the nature of the charges, (robbery, assault, and multiple felony warrants) the pursuit continued through north Springfield and eventually went into the south Springfield area. During the pursuit, investigators say the fugitive repeatedly called 911 threatening to assault other drivers by crashing into their vehicles as well as threatening “suicide by cop.” The vehicle pursuit ended in the area of Grant Avenue and Dale Street after a trained deputy performed a low-speed TVI (Tactical Vehicle Intervention) maneuver. Investigators say Coffer’s truck collided with one uninvolved motorist at this point causing no injuries and then he intentionally rammed a deputy sheriff’s patrol vehicle head-on, causing no serious injury to the deputy.

After I picked up the youngest from school yesterday, we stopped by the bank on Battlefield. We heard sirens on Battlefield as we conducted our transaction, and as we headed east on Battlefield, 13 police cars from both Springfield and Greene County were headed in the other direction. I speculated that something was happening at the police station a mile down the road, but nah.

An interesting bit about it, though–we looked on the local media stations about what was going on during the course of the evening, but we didn’t find anything. It reached the local television station’s Web site this morning when the news organization printed law enforcement’s statement. And the live shot in the article linked above was from later that evening, a standup outside the police station on Battlefield. C’mon, guys, don’t any of you have a police scanner and someone to jump on big events like that? Nah, the two twenty-four-year-olds are already knocking off by 4:30, and if it ain’t on Twitter, it ain’t happening.

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Brian J. Gives The Moutza

As you might know, gentle reader, especially if you read John Kass as you should, the moutza is a rude Greek gesture of dismissiveness. Although I’ve often wanted to throw it at someone who offended me, I did not actually make that gesture as a response to anything until last night.

My beautiful wife is spending a lot of time volunteering with various boards and entrepreneur organizations. She sits on the park board, helps to organize presentations for an entrepreneur organization, and whatnot.

A new local tech organization is trying to become a thing, and it is looking for members to sit on its board. So she thought she would apply. Only after filling out most of the elaborate form did she discover it comes with a $5000 financial commitment.

She sought some clarification, and apparently, it’s $5000 each year of the 3-year term. You don’t have to pay it yourself; you can raise those funds or your employer can pay it for access to other expensive executives at the large tech companies in the area.

Yeah, so we had a whole family moment of education in Greek culture and the meaning of Feesah etho.

You know, if you’re on a corporate board, they pay you a bunch of money to basically show up quarterly and gab. Local public and citizens’ advisory boards are volunteer positions. School boards are elected positions. But, apparently, sometimes boards are just a fundraising tool and/or a super-set of more expensive networking opportunities. Which is not for me. I’m not the best networker when it’s free. I’ll be durned if I’m going to pay used car money (at least, used car in years past money) every year to put board member on my resume.

I mentioned in passing that an acquaintance floated our names for participating in the local YMCA board; my beautiful wife, apparently, had a more detailed conversation about it with our acquaintance and learned that it, too, might require a financial commitment. But you know what? I am already a member of the YMCA and a supporter of the annual capital campaign. I know what the YMCA has stood for historically and the programs it offers to people who might need some help. So I am not ruling that out.

I am ruling out a similar structure in place for what’s essentially a business organization, though.

Which isn’t to say that I will eschew the organization. Although I haven’t yet spent the hundred or two bucks annual fee to join (it’s less expensive to mingle with the climbers, apparently), I might, and I’ll probably attend some of its events. But five thousand dollars a year to nominally work for them? Nah!

Also, I should point out that now that I have started giving the moutza, I shall probably do it a bunch. And I will take pride should I catch my children making the gesture. Unless it’s at me.

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