I Went To M-Word University

C’mon, man, you and I know that’s coming next now that Marquette has redesigned its seal:

Following years of student activism and campus deliberation, Marquette University announced this week that it will change its official seal, most notably by removing an image of the college’s namesake.

The university’s board approved a new seal that, according to an announcement Monday, will “more accurately reflect” the role that Indigenous tribes played in the journey that French Jesuit missionary Jacques Marquette embarked upon in 1673 to find the direction and mouth of the Mississippi River.

The prop bet is whether it will stop being a “Catholic” university before or after the renaming.

I’ve actually placed my money on simultaneously.

Funny thing; although the university sends me glossy magazines on occasion, they don’t try to hit me up for money any more.