Still Not a Twilight Zone Super Fan After All

A couple of years ago, I saw a meme with Rod Serling and recognized which Twilight Zone episode it came from:

That’s from “Five Characters In Search Of An Exit” which I saw on The Twilight Zone Volume 21.

I saw this meme at Wirecutter’s:

I thought it might be from “The Grave” which I saw on The Twilight Zone Volume 6 in 2023.

But research indicates that it’s actually from “The Shelter”.

Which is odd: As I mentioned when I read The Twilight Zone Encyclopedia in 2018, “The Shelter” is one of the episodes I remember from my youth. But I haven’t seen it in 40 or so years, so I guess I can be forgiven for not remembering the opening narration visuals.

As I have been pawing through the video cabinet, I have discovered I have another of the “Volume #” single DVDs and probably have not finished season one that I have as a set. I should probably do so since I find The Twilight Zone to be very inspirational as far as speculative fiction goes. Watching it (or reading about it) triggers some creativity in me and gives me ideas.

Also, just so you know, gentle reader, the number of times I’ve spelled twilight correctly the first time in writing this post (look at how often it appears above) is two. All other times I’ve typed twighlight first. Make of that what you might.

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Book Report: Monarch of Deadman Bay by Roger A. Caras (1969)

Book coverI guess after reading a couple volumes of Thoreau, I was in the mood for some additional nature-themed reading. And I prepared for just that occasion seventeen years ago when I bought this book at the book sale at the Jewish Community Center in St. Louis.

So this is a late 1960s naturalist, well, novel I guess. It talks about the life of a Kodiak bear from its birth to its death on Kodiak Island in Alaska some years later after it has grown to legendary size and is sought by hunters. It talks about the biology of the island, its history, and goes into detail but narratively unlike the Thoreau catalogs. It’s got a materialist, circle-of-life vibe to it but it presents Nature as red in tooth and claw (literally) in a nonjudgmental fashion. It does tut-tut hunters who come to the island to kill the big bears (and a couple get what’s coming to them courtesy of Monarch). And although it does say not to anthopomorphize animals, it does with Nature herself.

Written in the 21st century, the book would have been unreadable likely with the Message, but it’s not a bad read as it is.

The Bass Pro Shops headquarters here in Springfield has a stuffed Kodiak bear that is a bit of a photo op for visitors. I wondered if this was, indeed, Monarch of Deadman Bay, but it turns out he was not taken by a hunter (scientists tranquilize him to test him and tag him, and a rival bear attacks while he’s incapacitated–the ultimate irony that do-gooders did him in instead of hunters). I had thought of having my picture taken with it and this book, but, c’mon, man, you’re not here to see pictures of me. You’re here to see pictures of random actresses, not me. So no fun in that.

I guess Caras was a known animal/naturalist journalist with many television appearances (including being a regular host of the Westminster dog show) and has a pile of books to his credit, and some look to be in this line. If I see them, I will pick them up. Let that be my recommendation to you then.

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So What Did 20-Year-Old Brian Highlight in Walden?

I mentioned, gentle reader, that I picked up my college copy of Walden and Other Writings because I had just re-read Walden in an omnibus edition of The Maine Woods / Walden / Cape Cod and figured I would polish off the other shorter works in this volume, namely A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers, “Civil Disobedience”, and some ephemera.

One thing I did notice when I turned past Walden in this volume is that I did a little “dialoging with the text.” In college, at least in the English classes, they recommend that you highlight things you find meaningful, relevant, or think will be useful for the final and to scrawl your notes in the margins. I didn’t really get into it that much–even then it seemed like it was defacing the book and selfish to boot. Some books that I get secondhand that have been used in college classes have so much highlighting and scrawl as to be nigh unreadable (which is probably an indicator that I should flip through the pages of classical literature and philosophy that I find at book sales much like I check record and video covers to make sure that they contain what they say).

At any rate, in case you’re wondering, as I was, what all I highlighted as I read it, here we go:

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high.

True, there are architects so called in this country, and I have heard of one at least possessed with the idea of making architectural ornaments have a core of truth, a necessity, and hence a beauty, as if it were a revelation to him. All very well perhaps from his point of view, but only a little better than the common dilettantism. A sentimental reformer in architecture, he began at the cornice, not at the foundation. It was only how to put a core of truth within the ornaments, that every sugar plum in fact might have an almond or caraway seed in it,—though I hold that almonds are most wholesome without the sugar,—and not how the inhabitant, the indweller, might build truly within and without, and let the ornaments take care of themselves. What reasonable man ever supposed that ornaments were something outward and in the skin merely,—that the tortoise got his spotted shell, or the shellfish its mother-o’-pearl tints, by such a contract as the inhabitants of Broadway their Trinity Church? But a man has no more to do with the style of architecture of his house than a tortoise with that of its shell: nor need the soldier be so idle as to try to paint the precise color of his virtue on his standard. The enemy will find it out. He may turn pale when the trial comes. This man seemed to me to lean over the cornice, and timidly whisper his half truth to the rude occupants who really knew it better than he. What of architectural beauty I now see, I know has gradually grown from within outward, out of the necessities and character of the indweller, who is the only builder,—out of some unconscious truthfulness, and nobleness, without ever a thought for the appearance and whatever additional beauty of this kind is destined to be produced will be preceded by a like unconscious beauty of life. The most interesting dwellings in this country, as the painter knows, are the most unpretending, humble log huts and cottages of the poor commonly; it is the life of the inhabitants whose shells they are, and not any peculiarity in their surfaces merely, which makes them picturesque; and equally interesting will be the citizen’s suburban box, when his life shall be as simple and as agreeable to the imagination, and there is as little straining after effect in the style of his dwelling. A great proportion of architectural ornaments are literally hollow, and a September gale would strip them off, like borrowed plumes, without injury to the substantials. They can do without architecture who have no olives nor wines in the cellar. What if an equal ado were made about the ornaments of style in literature, and the architects of our bibles spent as much time about their cornices as the architects of our churches do? So are made the belles-lettres and the beaux-arts and their professors. Much it concerns a man, forsooth, how a few sticks are slanted over him or under him, and what colors are daubed upon his box. It would signify somewhat, if, in any earnest sense, he slanted them and daubed it; but the spirit having departed out of the tenant, it is of a piece with constructing his own coffin,—the architecture of the grave, and “carpenter” is but another name for “coffin-maker.” One man says, in his despair or indifference to life, take up a handful of the earth at your feet, and paint your house that color. Is he thinking of his last and narrow house? Toss up a copper for it as well. What an abundance of leisure he must have! Why do you take up a handful of dirt? Better paint your house your own complexion; let it turn pale or blush for you. An enterprise to improve the style of cottage architecture! When you have got my ornaments ready I will wear them.

(Compare with Roark in The Fountainhead)

…but I would have each one be very careful to find out and pursue his own way, and not his father’s or his mother’s or his neighbor’s instead.

A man is not a good man to me because he will feed me if I should be starving, or warm me if I should be freezing, or pull me out of a ditch if I should ever fall into one. I can find you a Newfoundland dog that will do as much.

What is a course of history, or philosophy, or poetry, no matter how well selected, or the best society, or the most admirable routine of life, compared with the discipline of looking always at what is to be seen? Will you be a reader, a student merely, or a seer? Read your fate, see what is before you, and walk on into futurity.

(Emerson?)

…but they have, to my eyes, if possible….

(Must be transparent eyeball of Emerson)

So I highlighted a couple of passages that would have been inspirational to a young man in college, and I highlighted (or in the last case, circled in pen) a number of things that connected them to other things I’d read.

To be honest, that was my super power in college: taking a lot of philosophy, literature, and theology classes had me reading a lot of primary texts, and I could make impressive connections in papers and whatnot that impressed the professors.

A couple of such instances come to mind:

First, in a class on the Romantic poets, I expounded at length about how Percy Bysshe Shelley’s “Ode to the West Wind” drew heavily upon imagery and themes from the Bhagavad Gita. And after a very excited and passionate discussion contribution to that effect, Dr. Duffy said, “Yes, that’s in the footnotes.” But he looked and saw I was using a library copy of the book and not the edition sold in the book store for the class, he said, “But I see some of us have a different edition.” Suitably impressed with my insight, I hoped, gleaned because I had taken a class on Eastern traditions from the theology department and had read the Bhagavad Gita.

Second, in a class on playwright Ben Jonson, I wrote my paper on how in Sejanus: His Fall, the titular emperor did everything contra to what Machiavelli said a ruler should do in The Prince. Unbeknownst to me, the doctor running the class had written a whole book with a similar theme. The paper resulted in my getting an A in the class and made the final unnecessary, which meant that my crash course in catching up on the class readings–three or four plays in as many nights to prep for the final had all been in vain. Ah, well. I still have finished the two-volume set of Ben Jonson I have around here. Given how much time has passed, I should probably re-read the set.

At any rate: The fact that the yellow highlighting ends pretty early and the latter passage is circled in pen might indicate that I started out keeping up with the reading but didn’t finish Walden in the portion of the class where I was supposed to have read it. Which often happened as I was taking a full load of English and Philosophy, so my nightly reading load was 200+ pages atop working a full time job and riding a bus two to four hours to campus every day.

I guess it took, though, as I continue to intermittently read heady tomes. It’s just that I get less opportunity to make the cross-book references since modern paperbacks don’t allude to classical literature much.


Instead of highlighting passages now, I put a little post-it flag in the books by passages that strike me, and I sometimes remark upon those passages here on the blog. But if it’s just one flag, I’ll just take it out before shelving it.

This volume of Walden and Other Writings has three such flags. Let’s see what struck me now.

In A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers:

Mencius says: “If one loses a fowl or a dog, he knows well how to seek them again; if one loses the sentiments of his heart, he does not know how to seek them again. . . . The duties of practical philosophy consist only in seeking after those sentiments of the heart which we have lost; that is all.”

You know, I’ve read some Confucius, and I bought a Penguin Classics edition of Mencius which has even odds of coming pre-highlighted eight years ago in Wisconsin. Although Thoreau quotes Mencius, his thought seems more Buddhist-influenced than Confucian with its urgings to respect authority. Maybe in the middle of the 19th century, Eastern thought was not as clearly delineated.

From “Civil Disobedience”:

As for adopting the ways which the State has provided for remedying the evil, I know not of such ways. They take too much time, and a man’s life will be gone. I have other affairs to attend to. I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to live in, but to live in it, be it good or bad. A man has not every thing to do, but something; and because he cannot do every thing, it is not necessary that he should do something wrong. It is not my business to be petitioning the Governor or the Legislature any more than it is theirs to petition me; and, if they should not hear my petition, what should I do then? But in this case the State has provided no way: its very Constitution is the evil. This may seem to be harsh and stubborn and unconcilliatory; but it is to treat with the utmost kindness and consideration the only spirit that can appreciate or deserves it. So is all change for the better, like birth and death which convulse the body.

Definitely not Confucian. And a bit….stark. Who knew that Thoreau invented rage-clickbait?

From his journal:

Did God direct us so to get our living, digging where we never planted,–and He would perchance reward us with lumps of gold? It is a text, oh! for the Jonash of this generation, and yet the pulpits were as silent as immortal Greece [?], silent, some of them, because the preacher is gone to California himself. The gold of California is a touchstone which has betrayed the rottenness, the baseness, of mankind. Satan, from one of his elevations, showed mankind the kingdom of California, and they entered into a compact with him at once.

Perhaps I was merely flagging the last sentence to slag on California. But it also illustrates Thoreau’s opposition to industry, manufacturing, and probably capitalism which permeates his writing. Still more Buddhist than Confucian, and the use of Christian religious figures is atypical and probably just to reach the Christians and not representative of his religious faith.

At any rater (he said as its his second use of the transition in this post), that’s what I marked in the book. And now that I have remarked here, I can take those flags out and add this book to my “read” shelves and to my 20-year-old book database (which only contains the books I have completed plus reference works).

Oh, and lest I forget: Maybe I should read more classics, as they’re available on Project Gutenberg, and I can swipe and paste quotes instead of holding a book open and trying to touch-type the quote with sometimes ridiculous results. If you want to read Walden, “Civil Disobedience”, and A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers, or if you just want to check my quotes, you can find them online here and here.

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Movie Report: Last of the Mohicans (1992)

Book coverNot long after watching The Pink Panther, I thought I’d watch the second Steve Martin Pink Panther movie which I was sure I had. So I got myself into the mood for it, and then I looked for it and I could not find it. Well. When I want to watch a particular movie, if I find we don’t have it (or, sometimes, we do have it and I cannot find it), well, my movie watching for the evening is done, and I fall back to reading or something. So it was only another night that I popped in this film for some reason. I don’t know where I picked it up–or if I picked it up at all–this might have been something my wife grabbed, or I might have bought it a long time ago indeed as it was wrapped in cellaphane and had a Best Buy price tag on it.

So, to briefly lay out the plot: Daniel Day-Lewis plays Hawkeye/The Deerslayer/Leatherstocking/Natty Bumpo, a frontiersman who is friends with Chingachgook and Uncas, a father/son pair who are the last of their tribe. But I get ahead of myself.

During the French and Indian War (where, unlike other wars, the French and Indians are on the same side against the English), a Colonel in the British army sends his daughters to a distant fort for safety. They’re lead into an ambush by a treacherous Indian played by the Sphinx from Mystery Men (Wes Studi, whom I could have sworn I’d recently seen in something else). Hawkeye and the Mohicans rescue the daughters (and another British officer) and lead them to their destination which turns out to be a fort under French seige whose letter seeking reinforcements and warning the colonel not to send his daughters was carried by the treacherous Indian and never delivered, obviously. The Colonel had promised the American militia that they would be released to defend their homes from marauding Indians, but the commander of the fort alters the deal. Hawkeye helps them to escape the fort but is smitten with Cora, the oldest daughter, so he remains to face justice for what he’s done. That’s hanging, by the way–it’s a bold strategy, Cotton. But the fort surrenders and the British are allowed to leave, but the Huron fall upon the leaving train and slaughter it but treacherous Magua (Studi) ambush that, too, and steal away the women and the British officer. Whom Hawkeye and the Mohicans try to rescue, but end up having to settle for revenge.

I read the book in college (and have picked up a couple more in the series since then), and I’ve got to say that the book really gives short shrift to the Mohicans and instead focuses on the spectacle and sweep of the film. It’s more historically accurate than the later (both in release and in time period) The Patriot, but the story keeps the protagonist at a bit of a distance, perhaps because of how much had to be trimmed to make it into a single film and not a trilogy.

I must have seen this on home video in the 1990s, and I can probably go another twenty or thirty years before seeing it again. Maybe if I have grandchildren who are into history. I do have another Daniel Day-Lewis film, There Will Be Blood, atop the movie cabinets, so maybe I will see that soon (wherein “soon” might be the next five years).

Oh, and the film soundtrack/score: My beautiful wife loves it. But I dunno. The parts used in the film, which generally is the first number of seconds or minute from each piece/movement, basically sound the same. Maybe it’s a motif or theme repeated, but the whole movements or pieces vary enough to make it listenable as a whole. But I was not impressed.

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In Other News, I Missed His Show Again

Terry Bradshaw not happy with ‘ridiculous’ treatment at airport:

Terry Bradshaw’s travels are never boring.

Unfortunately, for the former Pittsburgh Steelers star and Fox broadcaster, he was the random traveler caught in the TSA’s crosshairs on Monday morning.

At Springfield-Branson National Airport in Missouri, as the 76-year-old Bradshaw was walking through security, he was selected for an extra diligent search.

He’s done one-night-only shows a couple of times a year down in Branson, and I’ve always learned about them after the fact.

And now he might never come back.

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Book Report: The Haw Lantern by Seamus Heaney (1987)

Book coverClearly, I sometimes go Last-In-First-Out when it comes to selecting books. In this case, for the poetry collection that I keep beside the readin’ chair, I picked out a book I just bought last month (well, actually, I brought out a couple when I was stacking them up) and of the couple, I started this one first. At some point, I thought “Isn’t this the guy who translated Beowulf?” Yes, it is, and I’m not sure how I knew that. It’s been a while since I read Beowulf–probably college–and Heaney’s version did not come out until 1999 to some fanfare. Perhaps I have a copy of it that I’ve been avoiding. But I delved into this book, and….

Well, it was all right. Some of the poems were interesting. The style tends to feature longer lines and completing thoughts, not just a couple of words dropped ponderously which the reader can imagine the poet saying and then pausing and looking around as though the two or three word lines were profound enough to warrant a pause much less a poem. But, gentle reader, I slag on modern poetry like that all the time.

Themeatically, he talks about love and whatnot, but half of the book is given over to The Troubles as he is Irish after all. So they didn’t speak to me as much as they would an Irishman or as much as they would to a literati who wanted to claim they speak to he/she/it.

But, some interesting rhythm wordplay and rhyme. Not a bad collection, and it makes me wonder how his earlier works were. By the time he published this book, he was teaching at Harvard and had a number of other books under his belt. One wonders if his earlier work was better, more real, than what might have come after he was a cause célèbre in poetical circles such as they were in the 1980s which is a far, far cry from what they might be in he 21st century.

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The Immediacy of the Algorithm

So I wrote and scheduled the post for The Pink Panther last night. And immediately, Facebook thought I needed the latest information about Emily Mortimer:

You might think, okay, Brian J., so you did searches for the images? What’s the big deal?

I gathered the images ten days ago (okay, I am a little behind on book and movie reports, gentle reader).

This blog is self-hosted, but is the WordPress software sharing with The Algorithm? If you think not, why not? To be honest, I think arguing that the assertion is impossible would be harder. Because it might not be, but it is possible.

Not that I am going to pore over several thousand lines of PHP to find out.

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Movie Report: The Pink Panther (2006)

Book coverWell, I am possibly on a Steve Martin “kick” since I’ve had watched three of his movies in the last year (Shopgirl, The Man with Two Brains, and The Out-of-Towners). And since I also just watched a Peter Sellers Pink Panther movie (The Return of the Pink Panther), it was inevitable that I would eventually come to watch this film. As it so happens, I bought it last year about this time–since the Lutherans for Life Sale is next weekend, almost to the date. And since I have watched four films over the last three weeks, I should definitely go to that sale and buy a dozen more.

At any rate, after a big soccer match, someone kills the French soccer coach (played briefly by Jason Statham) who owns and wears the Pink Panther, a diamond that’s the source of French pride and good luck for the soccer team. The chief inspector, played by Kevin Kline, wants to bring into the investigation the most incompetent gendarme in the country to “lead” the investigation–that is, to be the focus of the media attention while Kline and his team work behind the scenes to solve the crime. He (Kline’s character named Dreyfus) selects Clouseau and has a loyal Parisian police officer (played by Jean Reno who had the only real French accent for the film) to keep an eye on the suspects which includes the American pop star fiancee of the coach (played by Beyonce).

So we get a set of fish-out-of-water bit of slapstick with set pieces where Clouseau bumbles about Paris, he makes outlandish mistakes, but with the help of his assistant played by Emily Mortimer, they dramatically make the correct arrest at a big party held at the Presidential mansion before Dreyfus can mistakenly arrest a Chinese official whom his team believes is the real killer.

You know, from his writings (such as Pure Drivel and Shopgirl) and some of his movies such as Bowfinger and the aforementioned Shopgirl, one might get the sense that Martin is a thinking man’s humorist, and he does have that capacity. But he’s also made a career on being a wild and crazy guy, and his biggest films have been more slapstick than Twain.

At any rate, an amusing enough film, and I laughed at a couple of things. One turn from the Sellers films: Instead of his man attacking him to keep him fresh, Martin’s Clouseau says he’s going to keep Reno’s character on his toes by attacking him unexpectedly, and he does this several times in the film and Reno’s character offhandedly deflects it.

So the film includes Emily Mortimer…. Continue reading “Movie Report: The Pink Panther (2006)”

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Best Band Named For One Or More Obscure Science Fiction Paperback Series

WSIE just played “Tropical Disco” by Starwolf, apparently a recent St. Louis band.

I thought it was a Bob James song I’d not heard before.

The science fiction series are Starwolf by Edmond Hamilton (I read The Weapon from Beyond in 2016) and Starwolves by Thorarinn Gunnarson (I read Battle of the Ring in 2023).

Probably unrelated to the band name, but look! I read books!

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Is That The Name Of The Song Or The Band?

I thought that kind of sounds like Ghost, but what album is “Archetypes Collide” on?

Oh: Archetypes Collide is the name of the band. “Ghost” is the name of the song.

It’s not just a mental exercise (also); it’s also an actual source of confusion for me sometimes.

Speaking of Archetypes Colliding, I might have to pick up their autographed CD since it’s only ten bucks.

Maybe when I get a job.

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But I Have Another Idea….

I might have mentioned that I’ve predeterminedly named our next two kittens Jack Dawkins, the Artful Dodger, and Oliver Twist (even though they won’t be the kittens pictured in that post).

However: At our church picnic this weekend, we had a trivia “night” in the afternoon (which we, the North Side Mind Flayers, won, of course, but as I explained to my youngest, “We don’t gloat; we just win.”). One of the categories was Entertainment, and as I am the court jester (and not much of the court answerer these days), I said, “Existentialism? I AM ON IT!” Ah, but we never have a Philosophy category (although we always have a Disney category, which we won somehow, and a Sports category, where we held our own after many years of humiliation on it).

But, in the gag, suddenly, the next kitten name came to me (well, suddenly, today): Meowsault, L’Étranger.

You might laugh now and say, “Ah, but Brian J., you’re topped up on cats these days.”

So it might be.

But when I was thinking about getting a cat thirty years ago, I favored the name Machiavelli which I thought I would shorten to “Mach.” Now, I know him as Nico.

And I later quipped that “Meow’Dib” would be a good name for a cat…. And here we are.

So perhaps in a decade or so we will be onto Dodge, Twist, Meowsault, and maybe some of the Lovecraftian cat names.

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Book Report: Walden and Other Writings by Henry David Thoreau (1989)

Book coverAh, gentle reader, I won’t be taking the crown from Joe Kenney for the longest time between getting a book and reading it since I only got this book probably 31 or 32 years ago whilst in college and when I had a class for which I had to read Walden (although I cannot remember exactly which class that would have been–a philosophy class? A middle American literature class?). So I would have bought this at Waldenbooks (which would have been meta, would it not?) or B. Dalton’s at the Northridge mall (and not the university bookstore where it would have been for a few dollars more). So I read Walden in it and I started A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers judging by the era-appropriate bookmark, but since I just read The Maine Woods / Walden / Cape Cod, I figured I might as well knock out this book as well. Originally, I’d thought that I’d pulled it from my read shelves when I tried to encourage my son or sons to read this book, but it is not in my read book database, so perhaps it has been on my to-read shelves for these thirty years.

At any rate, it contains a couple of things which I had not read before, including A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers which Thoreau self-published. He had 1000 copies printed in the days way before print on demand, and he did not sell them all–this is the book about which he quipped about having a library of over 1000 books, 700 of which he wrote himself. It chronicles, in Thoreau’s fashion which means several years after the fact cherry-picking some bits from his journals and inserting some philosophy in them. It describes, theoretically, a boat trip he and his brother made down the local river to the port on the ocean (I was going to say sea, but can one ever pair those two in prepositional phrases again?), but it’s laden with his philosophical asides. I can see it as a precursor to Walden where he blends to two better. It’s not too long, though, and it was what Thoreau wanted to publish unlike posthumous works which were culled from his journals and not pored over or refined by Thoreau himself.

The book also contains, in addition to Walden (which I did not read in this volume this time, but I read it in this book in college and I read it in the other volume earlier this year, so no double-dipping), “On Civil Disobedience” and “Life Without Principle” as well as excerpts from The Maine Woods, Cape Code, and Thoreau’s journals. I read the essays and the excerpts from the journals, but not the excerpts from the things I’d already read.

So: “Civil Disobedience” is his diatribe against an overarching government that takes from citizens to do things that are not in their interests. Based on a single night he spent in jail for not paying a tax that supported the Mexican-American War (although his refusal to pay the tax was longer than the war itself), it really only documents that one night in a couple of pages near the end. The rest of it is pretty free-wheeling anti-government abolitionist almost stream of consciousness.

“Life Without Principle” is described as a talk or lecture he gave on several occasions but only was published the year after his death. I guess it sums up his philosophy as succinctly as possible where Walden did not. Basically, it’s about living life according to the individual’s needs, according to nature, and with minimal interference from government and society. It denigrates people who, getting and spending, lay waste their hours (to be honest, it does read a bit like Wordsworth themeatically) by actually earning a living and making money–which would provide for families, a problem Thoreau didn’t have, of course. He argues against many contemporaries and their tracts/books, but all the names are unfamiliar to us now (and given this is 2025 and not 1993, perhaps the name Thoreau is lost to most)

And the entries from Thoreau’s journal are a couple of paragraphs each, some nice little poetic moments capturing a bit of nature with the flair and philosophizing that is Thoreau at his best and are mercifully briefer than The Maine Woods.

So, now, at the end, what do I think of Thoreau?

As I have mentioned (I think), I can see why he hit differently in the mid-to-late 20th century, when the Baby Boomers were coming up through the college ranks. Thoreau was a Harvard man himself who never really grew up–he did not really have to work for a living nor support a family, so he was enabled to live the “life of the mind” and continue his concordance with nature up until his early death in his early 40s. His themes of non-conformance and the loss of the wild areas (which would have also, been metaphorically, youth to professors who did end up with families to support by professing) aligned with that fin-de-middle-siecle sense of the 1960s turning into the 1970s turning into the 1980s which would have been the lives my professors had known.

But aside from Walden, Thoreau is…. meh. “Civil Disobedience” wanders a bunch as does “Life Without Principle”. We get that Thoreau didn’t like the Mexican-American War. Or slavery. Or the Irish. Or most human development. And the other books and presumably the journals are really just fairly wordy catalogs of daily experience in great detail with some flourishes of interest but mostly just lists of flowers and trees seen in the wild.

So I won’t be getting the complete journals any time soon (unless they’re at the Clever branch of the Christian County Library later this month on bag day).

Ah, but Brian J., you might say. Are you not just slagging on Thoreau as a man-boy who never grew up and had to “adult” as the kids say these days who play-acted at living off the land but really just wanted to make a living from the “life of the mind” by writing his own ill-informed, twee sentiments and lightweight experiences as though they were profound, and that pretty much describes you with a blog twenty-two years on now? A fair cop, gentle reader. Perhaps even true: What I least like about Thoreau might be what I fear I share in common with him. But I’m not boring in detail of flora and fauna. I’m too dull to even know what those birds are in the tree in my back yard that seranade me evenings when I am in the pool. So I don’t even rise to the worst of Thoreau. Thanks for asking.

Oh, and lest I fail to mention it, this book provided me a Found Bookmark of my own. Stuck in the middle of A Week on the Concord and Merrimack Rivers, I found an index card with three names on it and the words, “Dues From.” This would have been my senior year, ainna, when I was the treasure of Marquette Writers Ink, the writing club at the university. One of the names is a girl (woman, I guess, but a young woman) who might have had a crush on me that I never suspected until the president of the club asked me if there was something going on, as she always came to me first at any event or gathering. Strangely enough, she’s the only one I’m nominally connected to as she showed up as a suggestion on LinkedIn some years ago, and I connected with her–she’s a copywrighter in Minnesota these days. Another, I had been thinking of because he would have been the only Indian-American I knew at the time, thirty-some years ago. Over at a blog I read, commenters disparagingly refer to Indians especially in the ever-growing number in the tech industry as Jeets, as this guy actually went by Jeet. He was at least second generation, though, as he had no accent. And he was a poet in English. I cyber-stalked him and found that he might be living in St. Louis these days. It didn’t catch me by surprise–so I might have looked him up before. I wonder if we overlapped there. I feel bad for JenBen, though, the other woman whose name is on the card: I don’t really think of her at all.

And: I have to say that this might not be the last of my collegiate acquisitions that I read. So I might read the book I picked up on the Chinese tradition of Buddhism sometime. I might actually finish George Steiner’s Real Presences, a textbook for Dr. Block’s class, on my third attempt (the last being about a decade ago). So I might very well have more Personal Records in laziness in reading books I buy to set yet.

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Sleep Tight, America

Kim du Toit pointed to a PJMedia story covering something I read about perhaps elsewhere last week: Cargo Ship Carrying 3,000 Vehicles, Including 800 EVs, Burning Out of Control Off the Coast of Alaska

One of the Ace of Spades HQ co-bloggers–I think it’s Buck Throckmorton–regularly publishes stories not only arguing that EVs are a business boondoggle but also dangerous, and he highlights stories of cargo ships catching fire and parking garages catching fire and what a calamity these isolated instances are.

And then I, of course, remember the Israeli pager escapade (Operation Grim Beeper), where the Israelis had spent a decade or so infiltrating walkie-talkies laden with explosives and then pagers laden with explosives into its enemy’s communications network and then set them off to best effect. With but mere explosives.

Now: Look around you at the number of lithium-ion rechargeable batteries in your house or in your garage. Laptops. Power tools. Rechargeable gadgets. How many of those batteries were made in a nation whose interests run counter to our nation’s? What would happen if they had a trigger circuit that caused an overload and all of them, nationwide, burst into flames?

We were discussing this a bit on the way to the church picnic yesterday. Also, in the event of an imminent attack, would it be preferable for protective EMP detonations to only fry all electronics nationwide without damn near every building burning down as well?

Oh, the things I think about when not reading lurid paperbacks for escape.

UPDATE: It is Buck Throckmorton, and he posted about this drifting inferno this morning after my post appeared.

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Book Report: A Dickens of a Cat and Other Stories of Cats We Love edited by Callie Smith Grant (2007)

Book coverI mentioned, gentle reader, that I’d started reading a book about cats on the aborted vacation last month, and this is that book. Apparently, I got it at Redeemed Books over on Republic Road in 2021, and that might have been the last time I was in that store. I’ve even been not going to ABC Books that much these days, which is definitely atypical. But I am getting pretty topped up on books with nowhere to go with new arrivals but the floor or the tops of the shelves in my office where they’re already blocking the cool bladed weapons and are getting a little precarious, where an exploring cat will likely knock a stack of them to the floor. So maybe I should be building the stacks on the floor so that the books atop the have less far to fall. But that is neither here nor there.

At any rate, this is a collection of stories about people adopting or finding cats. Given that it’s from Revell Publishing, it has just a blush of Christianity to it, with several of the writers mentioning God (but not Jesus). All of the stories have happy endings, especially the kittens-gone-missing stories. And most of them are anachronistic–although they don’t all talk about the eras in which the stories occurred, those that do mention it having been in the mid-20th century.

So: Well, you’re not going to get the “couple paragraphs of analysis” twee insights that I reserve for, say, Thoreau. But it was a pleasant read and almost led me to adopting a couple other rescue kittens. If you like cats and reading about cats, you’ll like the book. But it’s not as deep as Willie Morris or (probably) Cleveland Amory might try to be.

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It Never Works On Pedants

A “unpaid toll” scam text came in yesterday:

You know, it has been several weeks since I last pointed out that Missouri does not have a Department of Motor Vehicles. Nor toll booths.

The “North Missouri” statutes indicates that the Philippines-numbered scammer has not done much research into the continental United States. But, really, how much effort do you want to put into a broadcast like this?

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As I Was Sayin’

Earlier this week, Wirecutter shared this meme:

I’ve been saying it since at least 2018.

Scandinavian Teens Circa 1965:

But look at them. They look so much older than that. I figure they’ve got these things going for them to make them look older:

* They’re dressed like adults, unlike twenty year olds from today.
* They’re dressed like our grandparents looked (or your great grandparents if you’re under 20) in old photographs.
* They’re Europeans, who tend to look older than Americans anyway.
* Also, they’re not twenty year olds from today, who tend to look younger than their counterparts ha’centuries ago. This is not just dress (See the first bullet point above), but also in skin and general health. Better nutrition, I guess.

They Don’t Look So Young, But… (2021):

Those girls are, what, two years older than my oldest? But they look so much older. Partially probably because it’s black and white and partially because they’re wearing the clothing that my mother wore in some of her pictures, and my mother was old to me when I was young and my mother was younger than I am.

But, wait, look closely at the faces.

Ah, yes, now I can see teenagers in those old people clothes.

A Family Photo From The Paper’s Archives, Or Something Else? (2022):

It’s not actually a family photo; it is a picture of winners of the electrical co-operative’s essay winners.

Which probably means that they’re in high school.

The photo is undated, but I’m guessing early 1960s.

But none of my posts summed it up as succinctly as the meme. Although it looks as though it might have had an additional filter applied with the updated hair style.

Now, about the updated hair style: That’s pretty undated, ainna? Unless you’re a hair dresser or are really, really attuned to hair (i.e., you’re a certain type of woman), that hair style could just about be from anywhere past the late 1970s, ainna? I mean, not the tip of the spearmint of fashion, but you could imagine a woman wearing it anywhere in the last fifty years, ainna? It’s not the big hair of the 1980s, but not every girl wore that. Styles have kind of blurred and come around again in a way that they really didn’t from the 1960s. Heck, even the male mushroom head short on the sides and mop on top from the late 1990s came around a couple years ago–my son wore his hair that way for a while before deciding on a proper curl ‘fro which could have also come from the era.

What’s my point? I guess the meme reflects what I’ve said before. I dunno. I just have to waste a lot of words on it because I pay myself by the word and because longer posts cost money-losing AI companies more to train their LLMs on my copyrighted material. And if I’m not getting paid for it, I’m going to make them pay for it.

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Small Women Superheroes of the 21st Century

As this is the Internet, allow me to offer a counterpoint.

Some critics indicate that movies and television shows are rife with tiny women defeating large men in unarmed combat.

As someone who grew up in an era before the Internet and YouTube hot take videos of little but ephemeral and evanescent value (that is, none), I remember how superheroines looked in the 1970s.

Modern superheroines, while smaller than men, look like the 1976 East Germany Shotput team compared to the underfed and probably two-pack-a-day-plus-cocaine actresses of the 1970s.

Modern superheroines, for the most part, sport a far healthier and athletic look, by the way.

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Book Report: Westward the Tide by Louis L’Amour (1977, 1981)

Book coverI was thinking that I was tearing through these Louis L’Amour books that I bought a year ago in Clever (watch for the Good Book Hunting post for this branch’s book sale later this month!), but I guess I’ve only read three others: Hondo in September; Silver Canyon in October; and The Man from Skibbereen last month. Although four books by the same author in six months is, at the Nogglestead pace, tearing through.

In this book, a scout/gunslinger type, Matt Bardoul, sees the girl of his dreams in Deadwood, South Dakota. Her father is bringing her along on a wagon train planning to start a new town by Big Horn mountain where gold might have been discovered, but Bardoul has his doubts as other power brokers in the proposed trip are amassing a group of desperadoes, and Bardoul thinks that they’re up to something, perhaps killing and looting the wagon train when it’s out of the reach of civilization. Some events back this up, and then….

Well, the narrative differs from the other books for sure. L’Amour builds up some characters and develops some cross-purposes, but about two-thirds through the book, Bardoul is left for dead, and then he pursues the wagon train which has been completely hijacked by the bad guys, and he finds those developed characters and allies dead along the trail which seems an abrupt end to them. We get Bardoul’s dogged pursuit even after greivous wounds that would have left him dead or unable to operate but for his being the main character in a men’s adventure novel. We get a couple page monologue from an Indian decrying the white man that has no real purpose in the story. And…. Well, finis, eventually.

You know, I was probably influenced by the whole The World’s Best Selling Frontier Storyteller, the commercials for the book club back in the day, and A Trail of Memories: The Quotations of Louis L’Amour, and the fact that I started reading L’Amour with stronger titles (The Last of the Breed and Bendigo Shafter) which were heavily quoted in A Trail of Memories. But these books were just men’s adventure books set in the West, and L’Amour a talented workman, but he was churning them out at a great pace probably at least partially dictated by contractual obligations. So they’re all not going to be the pick of the litter. And this one is not.

Still, I might not seek out additional titles from what I already have accumulated. Aw, who am I kidding? If it’s bag day, they’re going in the bag.

Also, a housekeeping note: Although originally a paperback, this is in the library binding (it, too, a discard from the Nixa High School library thirty-some years ago). So it goes on the shelves with my hardbacks, not my mass market paperback read shelves. Which is good, as these last are now overflowing. Which, hopefully, will induce me to read more hardbacks or trade paperbacks amongst the cheap genre fiction.

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She Called My Bluff, And I Folded

So, to make a short story long: One of the kids at the dojo was collecting pet stuff for a local animal rescue as his Eagle Scout project, and I donated many cans of moist cat food which we had on hand back when we fed Roark moist cat food because he had bad teeth and only seemed to get sustenance from licking the gravy; he passed away in 2023, but the cans of food were good through July of this year, so they would go to good use.

I guess June is pet rescue month or something because KY3 has been running stories about local rescue organizations, and when I saw the one to which I’d indirectly donated, I clicked through to its Web site and its associated Purina Petfinder site–jeez, Petfinder has been around for twenty years now–it was coming online when I was leaving my position with the digital marketing agency which handled some NPPC accounts but did not get the Petfinder gig.

So I clicked through, and I saw a black kitten:

I posted on Facebook that no one should let my beautiful wife see a picture of this kitten. Which is a little facetious, as she is the one insisting we’re topped up on cats at the moment whereas I, reading a book about people getting kittens and cats, think it might be amusing to have kittens again.

I even started testing names for the guy. I started with Dickens because that’s in the title of the book I’m reading.

Last night, in a weak moment, she said, “I call your bluff,” basically giving me permission to get that cat.

So I hit the rescue agency’s Petfinder again, and I looked for a kitten pal for him, and saw an orange tabby kitten:

As we just had conversations about orange tabbies being mostly males. And because it would be best probably to have a pair of kittens who could romp in the office during the integration period. And just in case it was permanent.

But then I looked at the process for adopting the kittens, and I thought, Oh, it’s one of those rescues.

It starts with an application, and then includes a house visit to see if your house is right for the kitten, and has a codicil that if you ever divest yourself of the cat, you need to return it to the same rescue, and…. Well, undoubtedly, a contract with lots of fine print.

You know, back in our Casinoport days, not long after we married, we looked at various rescue organizations to get a dog (these were pre-Petfinder days), and we contacted a rescue organization for golden retrievers, and someone from the organization brought Mallory, an adult dog with some health issue or another, to our house and shared the contract with us. I looked it over, and the fine print (it was all fine print) included exorbitant penalties–$1,000 for not telling them the dog died six years after adoption, for example–and despite this contract, we wanted to adopt Mallory, but the organization had already promised her to another family even when they brought her over to our house, so we could not. But, wait! A while later, they indicated the other family had balked, so we could have Mallory and her various codicils and addenda. We declined.

So, yeah, no.

The strays we take in don’t require an attorney to review the paperwork, so I guess we’ll wait for another cat to show up. And one will.

Which is a shame: The Artful Dodger and Twist would have been excellent names for this pair.

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