
IT WILL BE 90 DEGREES THIS WEEK! EVERYBODY PANIC!
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IT WILL BE 90 DEGREES THIS WEEK! EVERYBODY PANIC!
Pipeline to the CCP: Missouri State trained executives tied to China’s military-industrial complex:
A new report from Strategy Risks found that Missouri State University (MSU) spent roughly two decades training Chinese executives, including individuals who later held positions in state-owned enterprises affiliated with the Chinese Communist Party (CCP).
If our universities have been giving MBAs to Chinese executives running military-connected companies and taught them financialization over all, offshoring for bigger bonuses, sacrificing quality for short term profit boosts, and failing upward before the consequences of failure are felt, doesn’t that help the United States in the long run?
(Link via Instapundit.)
Or not, as it turns out. In past years (see 2016, 2017, 2024, and 2025), I’ve come away with stacks of books, videos, and records, but this year, not so much. There were no records I could find (maybe Chris Jones is still in town and went to “Lutheran Night” for $5), and the electronics section was underwhelming (one year, I bought two TI99s there, but that has been a long, long time). They did have two copies of Renoir’s Little Irène, and I was sorely tempted to buy one or both of them and replace one or more of the non-Little Irène Renoirs in the living room with the new copies to see how long before my beautiful wife said anything, but a whole year is a long time to hold on to them to donate back to the sale next year.
So here’s what I got.

I got:
Eight dollars total. Thirteen when you throw in a $5 birthday present for my wife. A whole twenty because it’s a good cause. And I didn’t have to stop by Stick It In Your Ear Records to buy a new set of mylar record sleeves and to paw through the cheap record crates. Which my youngest, whom I coshed to come with me, appreciated since time away from the glowing box is time wasted.
Last Saturday, we went to get new phones. And what should have been the equivalent of purchasing and using a commodity became an ordeal. Continue reading “Pop Pop Needs Pudding and a Nap”
Ah, gentle reader. When I saw ABC Books’ Facebook post about the author having a Thursday night book signing. When I bought a copy of Superstar 2020, I noted his book signings are generally on weeknights, and I learned it’s because he’s from around here but does not live in Springfield these days. As a matter of fact, when he lived in Springfield up until his early teens, he lived in a neighborhood not far from where my beautiful wife and her family would live in a decade later (and, yes, he does include a Brad Pitt story).
The book stems from a series of columns he wrote for an Internet site, basically reviews of old records that he finds at flea markets, garage sales, and other places–including a couple that he has ordered.
He leavens the columns with anecdotes of his life, from his time working in a record store to owning a record store to being a personal assistant on a couple of rock tours, his time in Springfield, his youth in Florida, and so on. He also tells (sometimes) about his purchase or acquisition experience of getting the records, a bit of history of the record’s production, and/or some approving critical appraisal of the tracks.
His tastes tend to run toward classic rock that he first heard new on vinyl when he was a kid: The Cars, Alice Cooper, The Beatles, and so on. Stuff I would have heard on album-oriented rock stations when the songs were but a decade old. He does have a Tony Bennett record, and I do own two records on his list of fifty (Sweet Talk by Boots Randolph and Heart Like a Wheel by Linda Ronstadt, both of which I purchased on May 4, 2019).
I expect our differing tastes in records we collect accumulate (in my case, anyway, as you know, gentle reader, I will buy a lot of things sound unheard for fifty cents, especially if it has a Pretty Woman on the Cover (PWoC)). First, we came up in different eras; although my sainted mother and my father had a few records, by the time I was buying albums, it was on cassette and not on vinyl. Although I did have a brief run on picking up Billy Joel, Pink Floyd, Tin Tin, and Marian Segal with Silver Jade records in college because they were cheap as older collectors moved from vinyl to CD, most of my experience with new music of my growing up would be on cassette. Many of the titles didn’t sell as many copies on vinyl, so they’re not available easily at garage sales, book sales, or even your cheap crates at antique malls or used media stores. And most of the titles he mentions in this book and the classic rockers of the 1970s and 1980s are the very ones that collectors in that Generation Jones and Generation X are snapping up.
SO: My collecting has been buying what’s available, cheep! And that’s been big bands and easy listening music that our grandparents (and some of our parents) would have bought in the 1940s through the 1960s. As I mentioned to the author, most people don’t remember that the charts were dominated by the easy listening artists in the 1960s–Herb Alpert and the had a string of giant records, sometimes several on the charts at the same time. So I’ve been able to find a lot of Andy Williams, Tony Bennett, Boots Randolph, Eydie Gorme, and even older Big Band acts for fifty cents a throw. I’ve also picked up some non-Miles Davis or Ella Fitzgerald jazz–a lot of Dave Brubeck (!), George Shearing, Nancy Wilson, Sarah Vaughan, Diana Washington, and so on. AND! I’ve had the chance to pick up a number of international artists–the Brazilian records I bought in 2016, Mireille Mathieu, Özel Türkbaş, and so on. And when I come across a new artist that has several records available for fifty cents, I buy them all just in case I like the artist.
So, where was I? Oh, yes, this is an interesting book and a good read. I liked it, and although I might have found to enthusiasm a bit forced, I did meet the guy, and I think it’s probably how he really is.

Spread over a year’s worth of columns, the enthusiasm and calling a record a “stinger” would not have seemed quite so rote. But that’s maybe the only knock I could make against the book except noting a few typos.
So I’ll have to dig out that copy of Superstar sooner rather than later. I kinda know where it is in the book stacks which are just as disorganized as the record library which is fuller than it was in 2024.
Ah, Brian J., isn’t this a children’s book? So it is; so it is. As you might recall, gentle reader, I am not above reading the storybooks of 80s movies; I read Tron: The Storybook in 2020–that long ago already? And I can lay my hands on Star Wars: The Storybook easily–I did so last year for a LinkedIn post. And I just read the novelization of the film and watched the real three movies (Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade) in 2024. So the material was relatively fresh.
I mean, these storybooks: Are they for kids who haven’t seen the movie yet? Such was the case for me and Star Wars. And I read the comic book before I saw Raiders of the Lost Ark. Or is it something to help you to remember the film, kind of like a souvenir book you pick up at House on the Rock (or later because you find one in the wild)? I would guess the former rather than the latter.
Because the storybooks are built from early editions of the scripts, and you tend to have major variations. The Star Wars Storybook, for example, has a conversation between Wedge and Luke on Tatooine with a photo that indicates that the scene was shot but did not make the final cut of the film. This book never mentions the giant boulder in the South American temple that Indiana Jones has to run from–instead the temple just collapses right after he gets out. Other scenes are excised not only for brevity but because they’re not especially child friendly. We have photos from the drinking competition at The Raven in Nepal, but the scene itself is not there. The fight at the airfield that ends when the big German gets chopped up by the propeller is not there. Et cetera.
So: A quick read, a book logged on the annual list, and something like a completion–having read the comic, the novel, watched the film, and read the storybook…. Although is it really “complete” without a complete set of the trading cards and glass set that you could have gotten from a fast food restaurant (although a quick search of Ebay indicates these might not exist).
I bought four of Billy Pearson’s books at a book signing at ABC Books seven years ago. As I mentioned then, Billy Pearson started writing when he was 80 years old and had nine books in print by the time of his book signing. So I have to admire that and to look upon his works with a certain affection even though they’re not very good. I previously reported on his novel The Chemistry of Love in 2019, not long after I bought them. The gap is as much because I have so much to read as more than I’m avoiding them.
At any rate: You know I read a lot of grandma poetry. This is the equivalent grandpa… short stories? The book title says Short Story Adventures, but I’m not 100% sure these are not just reminisciences and memories jotted down. As I said previously, I think he dictates these in text-to-speech and does not read/edit the result. So they’re in the vernacular but also the unproofed vernacular. I didn’t have trouble reading them having just gone through The Complete Poems of Paul Laurence Dunbar, half of which were in a different vernacular, but I got used to reading phonetically and not based on words.
So the… stories… in this book cover a lot about growing up in rural Missouri in the middle part of the last century, so you know that’s catnip to me anyway. A couple of pieces are clearly nonfiction as they lament the current state of the country and particularly one past president (unnamed) who apparently does not love the country. Heaven help us that we don’t come to a time where someone could read the book and think “Which one?” but if that comes to pass, we probably won’t have a country anyway.
So: Okay, quick read, 158 pages of pretty good print. A quick Internet search indicates the author might still be alive. Good on’ ‘im, and I bet he’s still writing if he can.
As I have mentioned over and over again, like a crossfitting Vegan and was all like, “Emilio! Emilio!”, I’ve been studying martial arts for–the statistician in the household told me fourteen years now. We got started with the school when my oldest went to a birthday party hosted at the school at four years old, and we got him registered for the Dragons class. A couple years later, the younger was so excited to start they let him begin his classes at 3 and 359/365. My beautiful wife and I started classes. The oldest, my wife, and I got black belts in the tae kwon do which turned into tae kwon do/American boxing/muy thai/whatever kyoshi thought looked cool at the time. As the boys got older and into middle school, they resisted more going to classes two or three nights a week. In 2020, after having dropped for a couple of years, my wife returned briefly but thinks she broke someone’s nose, and she stopped going, and the boys stopped going as well. I’ve still attended, more sporadically than before, because it wasn’t a family thing any more. But the instructors convinced me I was ready to test for a third-degree black belt in January 2025, but my attendance dwindled to once a week…. Once every two weeks…. No actual visits in last September? Wow.
At any rate, my boys have been watching UFC fights for a while now, and they expressed interest in starting classes in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. The school we attended had a BJJ program for a couple of years, but when I was looking, it disappeared.
So I signed them up for a school that one of my oldest’s friends attends, and I signed up, too.
Holy cats, is that a different animal from the explosiveness and cardio-intensiveness of the tae kwon do school. Or weightlifting. A lot of the instruction, especially in the n00bs classes I’ve been taking, involves resistance and holding that resistance for a couple of minutes while the instructor explains something or corrects something. Jeez, Louise, I was left walking like a cowboy after putting opponents in closed guard for long periods of time.
It’s been three weeks, and I’ve been to the most classes out of all of us. The school has n00b classes at 9am on Mondays and Fridays which I attend, and I went to a striking (American boxing) class. I’m not eager to get into a real rolling/sparring match until I can get a better sense of not only how to work in the martial art but also what’s cricket and what’s not.
AND I have tried to be more diligent about attending my other martial arts school as well. I am hoping for five or six classes a week between them, weighted more toward the tae kwon do for as long as I can. I may not learn to play guitar with my more-open current schedule, but I can spend the time better than refreshing job boards anyway.
As the Philosopher says, “I’ll never be this young again.”
ACKSHUALLY, Shinedown in their new song talk about being young and not knowing it.
Both Shinedown and Three Days Grace have released songs about getting older (see also Don’t Wanna Go Home Tonight). C’mon, guys. I don’t listen to you because I want to feel reflective on my accruing years. I want to listen to you loudly whilst I fight against it.
Well, maybe not mastered, but I did just read a book on it.
Now, courtesy Instapundit, we learn Nordic walking significantly reduces depression symptoms in as little as five weeks, trial finds.
Nordic walking: You know, walking with poles, like you’re cross-country skiing, not like you’re a wizard leading a party on a quest. Which would probably also help with depression unless your scrying indicated your quest was doomed to failure, but you have to try anyway.
Remember NordicTracks? They were a staple of television advertising at one point. They’re still around, part of a fitness conglomerate which has rejected my applications several times. But NordicTracking in your hovel is probably not the part that fights depression. One wonders if being part of a supervised study, thinking that you’re part of something greater than yourself even for a brief time, is enough to lift a bit of depression. But I’m not a researcher, just a blogger.
This book marks the fifth and completing one of the Summer Reading Challenge. I picked it up from the free book cart at church which again has some books on it–the powers that be emptied and closed the library at the satellite church campus and had a mega-free-book giveaway a couple months ago, and that emptied the free book cart as well when the remainder got donated to whereever they went after the tables in the narthex. After I picked it up, it lay on my desk for a couple of weeks because I couldn’t be arsed to shelve it. Which made it easy to pick up.
I called this book a Christian self-help whitepaper, and that’s not far off. The author is a pastor of 13 years, and he has led some research in how congregants characterize their “gifts” from God. So the book is equal parts generic self-help Bible quoting, not far off of what you would get from Joyce Meyer followed by a set of charts and text explaining what the surveys said when the researchers asked churchgoers about their gifts.
The book has a couple of personal anecdotes: One is about how he misjudged the man his mother would marry; about a man who was important as a liason for students on mission trips in Argentina, a large guy with a neck tumor; and a Russian who has been a gangster, but turned his life around (and somehow ended up “running” his Russian town). The anecdotes are pretty high-level and impersonal and don’t necessarily reflect well on the author. And they’re just not that punchy or real like you would get from, say, Norman Vincent Peale whose little personal narrative asides and examples were far more effective.
I mean, I did get some good ideas from the book. He distinguishes “spiritual” gifts from “common” gifts and says that churches tend to over-emphasize and target the former rather than celebrate and share the latter. So I thought about some ways that our church could do some fellowship and neighborhood outreach by focusing on skills-based seminars and knowledge sharing.
But this book, ah, this book, is a pointer to a complete non-profit sales funnel, and wants you to complete its EveryGift survey itself (even before the author whipped out the first chart, I could tell where we were going because it talked about “research” and came up with a copyrightablemanteau for its program). And here’s the Christianeagram where you’ll find yourself:

You have one category for “technical” gifts which, presumably, would cover a hella lotta gifts from woodworking, carpentry, good with animals, gardening, understanding motors and mechanical things, and so on. But most of them are white collar or academic-style gifts, and most of the time when he talks about using your gifts, he talks about art and making music, and going to conferences. Not so much about serving at the food bank or vacuuming the sanctuary.
I dunno. Seems a little upper middle class consultant comfortable to me.
So I got a couple things from it, I guess, but probably not what the author wanted. I did pass it on to my beautiful wife who is more into this sort of thing than I am. AND! I get to take my completed Summer Reading Challenge form to the library to see what my free gift is. I wonder what it will be?
I have been mischaracterizing this as the Summer Reading Challenge, but it really was the Summer Reading Program. Why is it more of a challenge in the winter? Because you have to pick five books from predetermined categories? Don’t know. But this involved activities as well, which is why I have not participated in the past (as I mentioned when I started the program).
Well, five books and five activities are not a lot for me given 1) I read a lot of books anyway and 2) I’ve got a lot of time on my hands these days.
So, without further ado, here is my completed board. Instead of just Xing off the activities, I used Microsoft Publisher to paste selfies and the covers of the books on the board.

I might consider doing all the activities as I try to read books in all fifteen categories in the Winter Reading Challenge, but many of the activities are not destinations but instead are doing things like downloading the library app, attending a book discussion, and so on. Things I’m not interested in doing.
I will, however, continue to look for things to do whilst my youngest son and I have free time this summer.
Oh, and the prize for the summer reading program? A window decal saying you love the library and a pen. So: Not exactly worth $70 in mulch and phlox. Fortunately, though, they look decent yet.
Jack Baruth, in a review for a novel called Fish Tales, which I likely never will read, says:
It takes no great skill to scribble nonsense and expect your reader to imbue the required meaning. That’s how you get the “poetry” of Rupi Kaur or Maya Angelou.
Me-ow! says a poet who is also not a fan, having read Milk and Honey a couple of years ago, and I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings in college (not a lot of Angelou’s poetry, though, and not running out to get some).
Of course, this same poet (that is, moi, he said, somehow mispronouncing the word by putting a consonant on the end) banged out a ten line poem yesterday based on a first and last line that came pretty easily to him yesterday at the coffee shop (total cost of poem: $0 because someone “paid it forward” and bought me a cuppa and a pastry, a gesture I did not myself carry on–wait, the poet is using the third person here, so he meant he did not himself carry on). Where was he? He got lost in the parentheses and hand-coded HTML tags. Oh, yes.
A poem which kinda looks like a TL;DR version of my longer “Estate Sale Stases” poem. Must be just that I’m banging on a single theme lately. Might have to name the eventual chapbook Droughts and Stases or something. More catchy than Coffee House Memories which is only 8,966,530 spots behind Milk and Honey in the Amazon’s Best Sellers list. But: ABC Books might have sold the three copies I left up there last year. So I’ve got that going for me, which is nice.
From time to time, a quote swirls around the Internet that goes like this:
These trees which he plants, and under whose shade he shall never sit, he loves them for themselves, and for the sake of his children and his children’s children, who are to sit beneath the shadow of their spreading boughs.
From a French sermon? Greek proverb? Regardless, one sign that I am ever an optimist and benefactor to the world is that I have often (annually) I plant a garden and don’t expect to get anything from it.
But that’s not what I’m talking about. This is: Last week, I bought a box of 500 #10 envelopes.
Ah, gentle reader. My favorite aunt died in, what, 2004? 2005? Not only did her death spur me to have a conversation with my beautiful wife about starting a family, but from her we inherited a set of #10 envelopes which lasted us for fifteen or eighteen years. When we ran out a couple years ago, my beautiful wife picked up a box of 40, and, several years later, we have again run low. So when shopping, I looked at the various options, and I selected the large box because it had the lowest per unit cost.
But the number of things we mail in #10 envelopes is diminishing.
I mean, I use 12 a year for credit card receipts. I mail out remittances for one or two bills every quarter that do not provide their own envelopes. My letters to my grandmother are generally too long to fit in anything but 6″ by 9″ envelopes.
So, likely, my heirs will inherit some, if not most, of these envelopes.
When I’ve gone to estate sales, the most depressing sight is always the partial cans of WD-40, the spice jars, the half-used cleaning products. No one ever wants to think that one might not use up and discard this retail commodity. But it will happen.
Hilarious Bookbinder writes on male competence and enumerates examples:
Competence is when you can do things like this, without much effort or fanfare:
- Change a car tire
- Change your car’s oil
- Perform minor bicycle repairs, including fixing a flat in the middle of a ride
- Install a new flapper valve in the toilet
- Replace a sink that is not built-in
- Rewire a lamp
- Install new lawnmower blades and replace the serpentine belt on a riding mower
- Assemble flat-pack furniture
- Drive a stick shift
- Cook a restaurant-quality meal beyond merely grilling burgers (although that too)
- Navigate by reading a map
Metacompetence is when you can do those things never having done them before. When you think, “this lamp needs rewiring. How hard can it be? I’ll figure it out.” Then you do, and it is no big deal. When you arrive at an unfamiliar foreign city with only a tourist map in your pocket and get around just fine. When you follow a recipe to make beef Wellington for the first time and it comes out like the picture. Life’s not a video game, and this isn’t about gaining skills to “level up.”
I nailed most of them. I’m not sure what “a sink that is not built in” means–I replaced the kitchen sink at Nogglestead not long after we moved in. Although everyone knows I cannot rewire a lamp without Nico’s help. I haven’t done the blades on my lawnmower, but I did replace the deck belt this year (again). And as far as restaurant quality meals, I don’t order steak out because I generally grill it better. And! I once made manicotti from scratch to impress a girl, including the pasta–which, to be honest, confused me–what is this eggs and flour and oil bit? Oh!
Although, again, to be honest, when assembling flat-packed furniture, I often install one thing upside down and have to redo it the right way. And on trips to New York and San Francisco, I’ve also gone in exactly the opposite direction of my intention. So maybe “metacompetence” is not my core competence after all.
The only thing I don’t actually know I can do is to fix a flat on a bike. I haven’t had a flat on a ride yet, but that’s probably because I haven’t ridden as much as I could have.
Still, I’m better by his reckoning than Robert Heinlein’s:
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Last night, after reading a chapter of the Christian self-help whitepaper book I’m reading, I thought I might want to read instead of another chapter of the book and instead of another short story in the collection I’m kind of slogging through (which I am reading because I’m taking a break in the middle of the the volumes of Shakespeare, C.S. Lewis, Will and Ariel Durant, and the other books stacking up on the chairside table).
So I headed into my office and found myself looking through the double-stacked collection of Classics Club editions that I have because maybe I wanted to read Thomas More or Horace as a quick in-betweener (or, more likely, I was just seeing what I had that aligned with entries in the Great Authors of the Western Reading Tradition lecture series I just completed.
And… I found another copy of The Rape of the Lock by Alexander Pope (which I just read after listening to the lecture on Pope) and A Tale of Two Cities which I just read last year.

I cannot put them on the library’s free book cart because the Dickens is part of the Walter J. Black Dickens collection (which look a lot like the Classics Club but the title background on the spine is green) and the Pope is part of the MacMillan’s Pocket American and English Classics series (which is different but similar to the Riverside Literature Series and the Maynard’s English-Classic Series). How many of them do I have in my collection? At least one.
But! Although I can log and move the Dickens to the read shelves without re-reading it (thankfully!), it looks like the Pope collection is not only “The Rape of the Lock”, “An Essay on Man”, and “Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot” but also several other shorter poems. So I cannot count this as read, but I shall put it onto my chairside table, knock off the shorter poems, and count it as a whole other book. Although not for the Summer Reading Challenge.
After discovering this, I enumerated for my beautiful wife all the known Pope editions we have in house: The three little pocket hardbacks, a large (old) hardback (covered in mylar in 2021), and a paperback copy with a museum mask on the front cover (around here somewhere).
Proving, once again, that Nogglestead’s library beats most branches of the Springfield-Greene County Library these days.
This is a Bob Hope film (which I picked up in Berryville, Arkansas, in 2024, but it’s also a Fernandel film, which it does not indicate on the cover–the cover says it stars Bob Hope, Anita Ekberg, and Preston Sturges. So I was a little confused when the main titles repeated Bob Hope Fernandel and then Fernandel Bob Hope. The gag, which played out whilst the tracking on the videocassette automatically adjusted with its crackle, buzz, and blur, was that the two comedians’ names were arguing over top billing in the film.
In it, Bob Hope plays a comedian/movie star on his way to Paris to buy a play from a famous playwright to use for a new movie. On the ship, he meets a beautiful State Department employee (played by Martha Hyer) and a famous French comedian (Fernandel). A beautiful woman (Ekberg) bumps into him and pockets his room key. She searches his luggage but cannot find what she is looking for. Hope’s character, Bob Hunter, macks on the embassy employee and hijinks ensue. When Hunter gets to Paris, he hangs with his new friend and makes headway on the macking, but “authorities” want him out of the country, and when he does not go, he narrowly avoids accidents that could kill him. He meets with the playwright, who explains (in not so many words), that the play is the MacGuffin, and Hunter can pick it up the next day at such and such place. So it’s a race to get the MacGuffin before the bad guys find it, and Hunter eventually does although sidetracked by being picked up for the murder of the playwright and then committed to an asylum because of his “delusions.”
So it’s a pleasant, lightweight movie. If you like Bob Hope–you’re old, man–you’ll like the film. It reminded me a lot of Charade, but this film came out five years earlier, so it’s not influenced by or taking on the Cary Grant film.
I said it’s also a Fernandel film because some of the film is in French, and although some spots have subtitles, many do not. So I’ll bet that the French got to see additional jokes fitting with Fernandel’s line than the Americans did.
But: The real controversy is Anita Ekberg or Martha Hyer?
I got this book from the diminished (in more ways than one, apparently) philosophy stack (not plural, and not much of a stack) at the Midtown Carnegie branch of the library recently. Oh, my. I am not sure if it’s a step up or a step down from the British Marxist comic book biographies I’ve read (Einstein for Beginners and Sartre for Beginners). Maybe a step up because it has quotations from the original sources, but maybe a step down because it–I was going to say “just misses,” but it misses on the side of Marxism and embrace of contemporary policies of a certain idealogical (and culturally suicidal) persuasion.
The book has chapters on a variety of topical matters, including life, money, work, happiness, beliefs, you, health, feelings, love, education, politics, and death. Each chapter is mostly the author’s summation of Stoic thought on the topic along with some compare/contrasts with other philosophies and/or religions, but without any actual quotes or citations to back up the assertions. The chapters are leavened by a couple of quotes from Stoic sources, almost exclusively Marcus Aurelius, Epictetus, and Seneca, with several paragraphs of the author explaining what the quote means. The chapters conclude with “Think About” thought exercises and “Going Further” which are ways to put (the author’s view on the) Stoics’ insights into practice.
I considered doing a thoughtful response to it, but I can’t be arsed, so here are some of the quibbles I have.
Ancient Athens was an intellectual melting pot, a Mecca for those who sought to imbibe philosophy at its source, and so drew students from far and wide.
Using Mecca as a metaphor for melting pot where all students are welcome seems, erm, dumb because in reality, Mecca is not those things. Only in common, uninformed idiom is (was) it viewed as a good thing, and generally as a point to aim for, like a North Star.
In her book The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, Japanese author Marie Kondo askes that we apply the simple criterion (the KoriMari method) to each thing we own: is it either useful or does it ‘spark joy’? If neither, then we should discard it.
This is probably a useful exercise for us all, especially book hoarders (yes, I’m looking at you! Ahem…)….
Ah, the Marx/Kondo connection. Prepare your mind for having less. Not what he meant here, but, no, my books remain until a tragic fire or my estate sale, mate.
One of the benefits of wealth is that it allows us to help others. In 2009, the philosopher Peter Singer (1946-) published The Life You Can Save, which argued that people living in affluent Western countries have a moral duty to help those living in poverty around the world.
Again, the Stoic direction to non-attachment means send your money to nonprofits, have less, and Elon Musk should not be a trillionaire (implied, and probably on his Twitter feed even now). Citing Peter Singer is a nice touch.
Utilitarianism (at least, in its original form) is mainly concerned with happiness in terms of how certain outcomes make us feel.
Okay, cog. Serve others and die when your utility is spent. That should make you happy.
We should try to treat others fairly and live within established legal codes (justice).
Legal codes != justice. C’mon, man.
I don’t want to presume as to what views you currently hold as to the nature of life, the universe, and everything, and nor do I want to prescribe what those should be.
42, of course. But I’m pretty sure if he doesn’t want to prescribe justice via legal codes, he’d be happy to nudge you in a behavoral economics way to his preferred viewpoint.
But what do we do when we feel overwhelmed, or sense the creep of unwelcome anger, lust or depression [sic–he is so egalitarian that he doesn’t use the Oxford comma because it’s elitist, one presumes]? Aside from false judgements [sic–have an extra E in that word since there’s no room for a U], we should do our best to avoid, prevent or suppress the growth of the harmful passion. Your partner has left the toilet seat up (again) or done a shoddy jb with the dishes; your boss continues to ignore your worthwhile contributions while favoring the pretty new recruit; your racist auntie has again outlined her views on asylum seekers… you get the idea.
Strangely enough, like Marx, asylum seekers are mentioned more than once in a positive light. Stoics should love them!
The problems most of us face in the matters of love is that they often stir up negative emotions. Drawing upon and developing existing Greek concepts, Christianity divided love into four main types: érōs (sexual love), storgē (parental and familial love), philía (love for one’s friends), and agápē (unconditional love for God and one’s fellow humans). As you can see, apart from agápē, all the other forms involve potential conflict. Sexual desire can lead to lust, deviancy, jealousy and envy; familial relations between children and parents can lead to grief, betrayal, coercion, resentment; even friendship or a feeling of communal belonging can create rifts and internal disputes or animosity towards those we consider ‘other’ or outside our group or tribe. It is only selfless universal love that avoids these issues.
So, basically, a good Stoic is a liberal who prefers asylum seekers to his auntie.

What fooking balderdash, mate. Also, someone press him on what he defines as deviancy, and we’ll see whom he offends.
Applying this in more practical terms, we may break it down into two main concerns: conmtrolling the passions and eradicating prejudice. We must guard against the power of erotic love to overwhelm our reason and will, and we must try to extend our concern beyond the borders of our own family, tribe and nation.
You see, he meant it.
This wonderful quote reminds me of a Zen Buddhist parable, where the teacher is pouring a cup of tea for his student. When the tea reaches the top of the cup, the teacher continues to pour, causing the student to point this out. “It’s a bit like you, isn’t it?” says the teacher.
I came not to say “What an intellectual yob,” but to point out this is the third book this year that has included this parable. The other two were Be Water, My Friend and The Secret Power Within: Zen Solutions to Real Problems.
There are countless small ways in which a citizen might do this [help out in the polis]. Neighborliness is a good one–offering to mow the lawn of the old coule who live nextdoor, or pick up their prescriptions, helping someone mend a fence or move furniture. The same obviously applies to colleagues, friends, and family. You might write a letter of recommendation for your boss’s niece to help with her application to university, or volunteer to help an asylum seeker deail with intimidating government bureaucracy.
No, seriously, fook you auntie, mate.
All these incidents [Stoics falling on their swords] emphasize not only the Stoic belief that death is nothing to be feared, but also the idea that, if done at your own time and choosing, it is possible to have a ‘good death’ (which is the actual meaning of the modern term ‘euthanasia’).
All righty, then. Stoics thing Canada’s MAID idea is a good idea (perhaps especially for your auntie to make room for some asylum seekers).
Ah, gentle reader. This book almost let my passions rule me in my, erm, disagreement with the author (but, as he does not know me, he loves me more than I love him, I must acknowledge).
This book is unnecessary and probably counterproductive, seeking to introduce people who are curious about Stoicism into Stoicism as Liberal political thought. The original sources, at least in good translations, are easily accessible and don’t need exegesis, especially of this sort.
On the other hand, it did make me want to go back to the primary sources. My oldest and my mother-in-law have started working their ways through the Marcus Aurelius. And I did “just” (three years ago) score a paperback copy of Seneca’s Letters from a Stoic. I should definitely look for that once I get my current chairside accumulation of in-progress books under control.
And it did make “Taylor-Swift-Loving British Pseudo-Stoic” into my new go-to insult, and when I use it here in the United States, I fully expect it to be fighting words.
Ah, spring. The time of the year when the weather alert radio goes off, or not, when severe weather threatens.
This month, we’ve had several rounds of severe weather in southwest Missouri, which is normal. Last year, severe storms knocked down a hella lotta trees up north in one storm and then down south here in another, leaving broad swaths of the region without power for days or weeks (our turn came at the end of June). This year, we had a round of heavy hail which devastated the north part of the city, and recently we had a round of storms that included an EF0 tornado that touched down briefly on the eastern end of Battlefield, the town that begins across the farm road from me.
On that occasion, my weather radio did not alert, but my beautiful wife was upstairs and heard the sirens instead. Nothing but heavy rain here, enough to keep the swimming pool kinda full (the fact that we need heavy rain to keep the pool full is a worry for another day).
Then, on Saturday night, the weather radio went off just before midnight. In the dark, I button-mashed the top of the radio, hoping to get the voice messages, but I didn’t hit the right combo in the darkness and opted for rousing my family and getting them downstairs where I could check the Internet, maybe.
But the Internet indicated the tornado warning was for Barry County, south of here. I went back upstairs to check the radio, and I had button-mashed the text of the alert away so all I could see was the red light and the incorrect date and time. A red light could be anything–flood warning, severe thunderstorm warning, nuclear attack–I’ve squelched the klaxon for all of these, leaving only the tornado warning to alarum and awaken us. We remained downstairs for a while–everyone else ended up sleeping down there. When I came upstairs, the amber light was on, indicating a watch of some sort.
As I was getting to sleep, my phone blared:

Jiminy crickets! I de-bleared my eyes to read it, and it’s an IMMINENT THREAT ALERT that the James River was flooding and fast.
Ah, but gentle reader. I am not close to the James River, and this was not an immediate threat to me trying to sleep in my dry bed at 2:00 in the morning.
So the warnings for Nogglestead have been off-kilter this year. I’ll check the radio to see if it’s somehow gotten set so that we’re in Barry County or something. My wife wondered if it was because our Starlink internet jumps around IPs so that location detection picks us up elsewhere, but this is a radio, the old-timey device. So it’s either a bad setting in the radio or the trainees at the weather service are hitting the wrong buttons.
Meanwhile, I’ll keep watching the skies. Except at night, when most of our tornado warnings happen.
And note this is the only time I really miss “cutting the cord.” When we had tornado warnings in the past, we could go downstairs and flip on the television and watch the KY3 wall-to-wall coverage with immediate updates. I’ve got the weather app and the news apps on my phone, but they’re pretty useless in these instances–and they rely on the Internet, which gets hinky in storms because it’s trying to beam to the satellites through the clouds. Still, I don’t miss it a couple thousand dollars a year’s worth.
I mentioned yesterday when I finished Great Authors of the Western Literary Tradition that I would do a roll-up post of the authors/works in the lecture series as a quiz style list to highlight which authors/works I’ve read (in bold) and whose works are in my stacks to read (underlined).
I will throw the list under the fold because it’s an 80+ bulleted list with some comment. Continue reading “Checkov (Not Depicted)’s Post”
It’s been a month weeks since I finished Part VI, and, with the completion of this binder, I have completed the whole series–84 lectures in all, gentle reader, started–well, I reported on the first two parts in February, so–earlier this year? Late last year? It seems like a long time.
This set is entitled “Modern Literature” and covers mostly early 20th century authors. Individual lectures include:
As with Part VI, I would have expected to have not read many of the authors, but I’ve read Conrad, a poem or two of Yeats, Kafka, Woolf, Camus, and Beckett, and I have books by Faulkner, Joyce, and James which I might get to someday.
Professor Hefferman focuses on single works, for the most part, but gives biographical sketches and, across lectures, explains the development, particularly in the novels but also in the dramas and poetry, the evolution of modernism from what came before. It does tail off mid-century, but if it went much further, I would definitely not be able to report that I’d read the authors–Roth, Updike, and whatnot.
I cannot help but notice that Faulkner is the only American on the list, so no love for Fitzgerald or Hemingway here.
So: The conclusion talks more about themes that are constant in Western literature (love, the relationship with God or gods, and war) more than tracing the evolution of the forms, but I guess 82 of the lectures covered that.
Does it make me want to read the authors? Some of them, the ones I have/own, I suppose. Other, particularly French authors and playwrights, eh, probably not (although who knows what I might find for a dollar in the wild).
I think I’ll do a proper quiz-style post to brag about which ones I’ve read and which ones I have in the stacks to read on another day. Perhaps a day after I remove the CDs from the player in the vehicle (yes, gentle reader, the completion is that fresh: yesterday).