From 2015:
I have been telling the kids in my [martial arts] sword class that “uff da” is Viking for “Cut off his head!”
If they ever go to Minnesota, they’re going to think it’s the most dangerous place in America.
Also on this day in 2011, one of my best:
Brian J. Noggle keeps trying to create a splinter group of Pan’s followers, but he can’t get no satyrs’ faction.
You have to be 40 years old to be educated enough to get that joke.
