1. Eliminate headphone jack to clear unsold iPhone 6s.
2. Sell iPhones without jack for a year.
3. Release iPhone 8 with jack.
— The Director (@QAHatesYou) September 9, 2016
And some of you think that Tim Cook is not an innovator!
Full disclosure: I hold some Apple stock, but half of what I once did. When the value of the stock doubled, I sold half, right at its peak because I wondered if the aura of Steve Jobs was much of the brand. It might well have been, but my remaining holdings are all house money now. Once in a while, I make a wise investment decision, unlike then I bought National Lampoon Media Partners, IPIX, or Salon New Media, or when I didn’t dump my SIRI immediately when they signed Howard Stern. Ah, well, live and live. I never learn.