Whenever we go to the hardware store, I tell the boys, in my best Jack Nicholson impression, “Ace is the place with the helpful hardware, man.”
Why do I inflict this upon my children?
The old Ace jingle:
combines with an old television commercial for a Milwaukee radio station that had a Jack Nicholson impersonator say, “Like, fa la la la la, man.”
So I did a mashup of two obscure things my children will probably never experience. And I do it over and over again upon those poor fellows.
One would think over the years that my Jack Nicholson impression would improve. But one would be wrong.