Category: News

I have been listening to KCSM, the Bay Area’s jazz station, streaming during the workdays recently to shake things up as WSIE has a pretty limited playlist.

As such, I heard the National Weather Service trigger the emergency broadcast system, and it was not a test. And it was not something we hear when the sounders go off here in Missouri: It was a tsunami warning.

Fortunately, it did not wipe anyone off the beach:

National Weather Service cancels tsunami warning for U.S. West Coast after 7.0 earthquake.

I feel a little like a world traveler and haven’t left my office.

Young men leaving traditional churches for ‘masculine’ Orthodox Christianity in droves:

As more and more Protestant churches unfurl Pride flags and Black Lives Matter banners in front of their gates, young men are trending toward more traditional forms of worship.

A survey of Orthodox churches around the country found that parishes saw a 78% increase in converts in 2022, compared with pre-pandemic levels in 2019. And while historically men and women converted in equal numbers, vastly more men have joined the church since 2020.

Pop Protestantism, perhaps. But such are not ‘traditional’ in any sense of the word.

Authorities would have been okay with firearms and cocaine. But firearms, cocaine, and chickens? Down comes the hammer.

The Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel is a Gannett paper, so there’s no way to read the article to see if it was fighting chickens and perhaps the attendant gambling, but one can speculate.

Given that it’s in the Entertainment section, perhaps.

Will these Missouri GOP leaders swear to defend abortion rights? We asked..

Yeah, the young people in charge of “journalism” made a beeline to ask Republicans if they would swear their oath of office even though the constitution now says to kill babies on demand based on a rather narrow ballot initiative that was ready to go in the event of the Supreme Court overturning Roe vs. Wade.

Gotcha, Republicans! Are you going to not swear into office now?

What a daft piece of work this is. I don’t recollect any such things when legislators passed restrictions for the Democrats whether they would follow the dictates of laws passed by the legislature to restrict abortion when the Supreme Court passed this back to the states. No, all those stories were about how the states were violating Roe vs. Wade. Laws that could be overturned by other laws passed by legislators.

Instead, we get continued ballot initiative abuse, where instead of representative government, we get One Man, One Vote, Once lawmaking via driving turnout in a particular election.

And prepare yourself for the tut-tutting inherent in stories like ‘Voters want restrictions’; State rep from West County wants abortion restrictions back on ballot where an elected official wants to use the system to reverse what the broken system has wrought.

You know, gentle reader, I am only a little cynical, and I don’t get out much, but I bet people with clipboards appeared in various places on Wednesday morning to gather signatures for another Constitutional Amendment to undo this constitutional amendment.

Because in addition to being a moral question and a sacrament of modern liberalism, the abortion question is big business on both sides. And it won’t be solved until it stops being big national business.

Meanwhile, if you will excuse me, I will be over here supporting the local pregnancy resource center that helps pregnant women at risk.

1. I have not actually done a triathlon in over a year.
2. Even when I was doing triathlons with regularity (four last year), I was no where near the World Championship level. Bloody heck, I was barely at the finish without injury and/or walking part of the run level.

Although I guess I have moved up two spots in the world rankings:

Two competitors die in one day during Triathlon World Championships

Although this is not likely true if anyone thought to himself or herself today, “Hey, I wonder if I could do a triathlon.”

How safe are safety deposit boxes? They’re not as protected as you may think

John Donnelly’s Gold turns on such a thing which my aunt, who temped at a bank, told me was unlikely…. but not impossible.

(Link via Wirecutter.)

In the September 2024 Reader’s Digest, we have a little aside that is a little incomplete.

The title of the 1970s movie The China Syndrome refers to the idea that if you dug a tunnel through the earth (ignoring the molten lava core), you’d end up in China.

C’mon, man. Who wrote that? Don’t answer; I know it’s someone who was born this century and does not know that China syndrome refers to a nuclear meltdown at a nuclear plant where the core would burn hot enough to descend into the earth. No, not all the way to China, but still, it would be bad. The young person would also not know that The China Syndrome is one of the reasons we don’t have nuclear power almost fifty years later.

I remember seeing a lot of headlines in summer of 2001 about shark attacks. So when I start seeing lots of stories about different animals seemingly attacking humans a bunch like Jogger left bloodied, dazed and crying after getting mauled — by a gang of otters and River otter attacked and dragged child under the water, wildlife officials say, I start to get a little anxious.

Of course, it probably is just a matter of “journalists” suddenly watching news services and X.com for matching stories to dish up as companion pieces.

It does not calm my nerves, though, that the summer has been full of stories about shark attacks.

Just for Rob K., who is a legacy Modern Woodmen, I’m posting Modern Woodmen news from over in Elsinore:

Of course, a gift to a small museum does not emphasize the old fraternal part of the fraternal benefits organization, but they’re still around and doing good things.

I think they should have proper walk-on music, though. Something almost along the lines of this:

That’s Gloryhammer with “The Hollywood Hootsman” from their old album Space 1999: Rise of the Chaos Wizards from 2015. I still think of Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex as their new album even though it’s five years old. I guess I have actually joined the Ancient Oldmen.

School district’s new grading system gives students a low grade of 40% instead of a zero:

A school district in Missouri adopted a new grading system that prevents students from receiving a zero even if they didn’t do the assignment.

The Kansas City Public School district launched the “no zero policy.’

Essentially, the minimum grade on any given assignment is 40%. The policy is designed to help struggling students catch up, KCTV reported.

I laughed out loud at the story. But it’s not funny.

Sadly, the recent paradigm has been that a student can turn an assigment in late for half credit. So now actually doing the work, albeit late, only will yield one up to an additional 10% for the student’s efforts. So why bother?

Because it makes the administrators look good.

Fatherhood at Fifty Is a Growing Trend, With Impacts on Child Health

We at MfBJN noted the number of grey-haired dads in newspaper full color insert adverts in 2011:

That’s 3 of 6 of the images that have a father and a small child in them. Note that roughly half of these fathers of small children in the Macy’s world have greying or white hair.

(Link via Instapundit.)

If you see this color painted on a tree in the woods, your life could be in danger — here’s why:

Forget a red flag — if you see purple, start running.

In nearly two dozen states, a purple marking on a tree or other stationary object out in the wild denotes private property, and depending on where in the United States you are, landowners could be heavily armed.

To be completely safe? Keep out.

PANIC! RED STATES == DANGER!

“If it’s just purple paint with no signage, people may be less likely to understand what that is unless the state itself and organizations across the state have done a significant job getting that info across to all visitors,” he said.

Not to mention, determining where public land ends and private property begins is pricey, but to allow landowners to mark their territory themselves could create another host of issues.

Maybe you should learn a little something about where you’re going before wandering into the woods.

Jeez, I am not a hiker, and I know what the purple means. And I’ve pointed it out to my children what it means so they would know.

Anyone who insists on signage every couple of feet so that wanderers off of the path in a state park can see them does not actually understand how expensive that would be for a land owner. Or think that they’re entitled to that sort of coddling no matter the cost.

Blaming crime on immigrant populations is not backed-up by data in Missouri.

Sounds like data disproves the thesis, ainna? But no:

Furthermore, no apparent records exist to support the notion that a population of undocumented immigrants is a significant cause of Missouri’s crime.

When the bureau asked the county prosecutors’ offices in Jackson, St. Louis, Clay, St. Charles, Cape Girardeau, Greene, and Jefferson Counties, the responses were largely the same: that law enforcement agencies do not record or submit information about a suspect’s immigration status to prosecutors.

“Suspect immigration status is regularly not provided to our office by Law Enforcement when a case is submitted,” a reply from the Clay County Prosecutor’s Office said.

The Missouri Department of Public Safety said it likewise has no data on the rate or frequency of crimes committed by undocumented immigrants.

Are they even allowed to ask immigration status any more? In a lot of cases, they are not.

The only “data” is this from 2020:

A 2020 report from the Department of Justice study found immigrants are half as likely to commit crimes compared to native citizens.

“Relative to undocumented immigrants, U.S.-born citizens are over two times more likely to be arrested for violent crimes, 2.5 times more likely to be arrested for drug crimes, and over four times more likely to be arrested for property crimes,” the study said.

Small consolation to the victim of a crime commmitted by someone who shouldn’t be here in the first place. All crimes committed by criminal entrants are additional crimes, not part of a whole number that would have been the same if they had been denied entry and opportunity.

In an election year, the popular question in pop politics is “Are you better off than you were four years ago?” But I have another to add:

I haven’t been to the library in a while, gentle reader, so when my beautiful wife and I went in late last week, I was surprised to see a little security guard station with a security guard in it at the entrance to the library proper, past the gift shop, the bathrooms, and the meeting room entrances. I mentioned it on the way out, and my wife agreed that she hadn’t seen it before, either.

Yesterday after church, we stopped at the Hy-Vee, which is almost the most la-di-dah of groceries in Springfield. At 9:30 on a Sunday morning, Hy-Vee had an armed security guard walking around the front of the store.

Now, this was not atypical for the store where I worked back in the day, but that store was in a neighborhood in transition. Why are all of the neighborhoods seemingly transitioning these days? And why are security guards proliferating?

And is there any particular persuasion of elected official who might have an impact on reversing that trend? Hint: It’s not the former prosecutor.

We watched a bit of the RNC last night, hoping to catch Donald Trump’s talk, and I couldn’t help note that the entertainers who took the stage were all old. I mean, my boys didn’t even know who Hulk Hogan was (“He’s our generation’s John Cena,” I said, but he’s more likely between John Cena and The Rock. I told them I watched the cartoon in the 1980s.

And Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” is forty years old this year.

I remember seeing him perform that song at Savvis Center in the St. Louis Blues home opener in 2001, the first game since the attacks (somehow I managed to be at Busch Stadium when it reopened in 2001, but all we got was Jack Buck reading a poem). That was twenty-three years ago.

And my beautiful wife was surprised that Kid Rock was a rapper. She was not familiar with his 1990s work.

“Bawitdaba”	“Cowboy”

“You’re more familiar with ‘Picture’,” I said, knowing that his 21st century work, the hits that have crossed over onto the country charts/radio stations, are more sung songs.

“Picture” (2002)	“All Summer Long” (2008)

Sweet Christmas, “All Summer Long” was sixteen years ago.

But my wife was not actually familiar with Kid Rock’s oevre at all. Which is to say she hasn’t listened to the radio in a long, long time. “Cowboy” and “Bawitdaba” make appearances on classic rock stations, and “Picture” and “All Summer Long” were all over The Greatest Hits of the 80s, 90s, and Today stations and country stations back when they were fresh (but I don’t hear them much anywhere now).

Still, they are all old.

Jeez, did I only do it in 2004?

I’ve put a livestream of the current evening’s proceedings on because I want to see what the man wants to say, and suddenly I am taken back.