On The History of Ancient Egypt by Professor Bob Brier (2003)

Book coverThis has been atop the boxes of audio courses that I have in my office closet since I bought it in 2024 at the Friends of the Christian County Library sale at the Nixa branch (which is this month, come to think of it). I have been a little reluctant to delve into it because it is four binders/48 lectures/24 hours. But a couple months ago, I loaded the DVDs into the main auto and went for it. And I’m glad I did.

The lectures include:

  1. Introduction
  2. Prehistoric Egypt
  3. Ancient Egyptian Thought
  4. Napoleon and the Beginnings of Egyptology
  5. The Rosetta Stone, and Much More
  6. The First Nation in History
  7. The Rise of the Old Kingdom
  8. Sneferu, the Pyramid Builder
  9. The Great Pyramid of Giza
  10. The End of the Old Kingdom
  11. The First Intermediate Period
  12. The Middle Kingdom–Dynasty XI
  13. The Middle Kingdom–Dynasty XII
  14. The Second Intermediate Period
  15. Joseph in Egypt
  16. The Beginning of the New Kingdom–the Fabulous XVIIIth Dynasty
  17. Queen Hatshepsut
  18. Obelisks
  19. Tuthmosis III-King At Last
  20. The Fabulous XVIIIth Dynasty Rolls On
  21. Akhenaten the Heretic Pharoah
  22. The Discovery of Tutankhamen’s Tomb
  23. The Murder of Tutankhamen–A Theory
  24. Medicine–The Necessary Art
  25. The End of Dynasty XVIII
  26. Mummification–How We Know What We Know
  27. What Mummies Tell Us
  28. Making a Modern Mummy
  29. Dynasty XIX Begins
  30. Ramses the Great–The Early Years
  31. Ramses the Great–The Later Years
  32. The Exodus–Did It Happen?
  33. The Decline of Dynasty XIX
  34. Dynasty XX–The Decline Continues
  35. Ancient Egyptian Magic
  36. Dynasty XXI–Egypt Divided
  37. Dynasty XXII–Egypt United
  38. Dynasty XXV–The Nubians Have Their Day
  39. Dynasty XXVI–The Saite Period
  40. Dynasty XXVII–The Persians
  41. Dynasties XXVIII to XXXI–The Beginning of the End
  42. Alexander the Great
  43. The First Ptolemies
  44. The Middle Ptolemies–The Decline
  45. Animal Mummies
  46. Cleopatra’s Family
  47. Cleopatra–The Last Ptolemy
  48. The Grand Finale

The series is, for the most part, chronological but with some topical asides. It is a very high level survey, though, as it deals with 70,000 years (including the prehistory) and 3,000 years of history (written language supplemented by archeological finds), and it boggles the mind: The series ends in the years BC, and as the meme says, the Pyramids were older to Cleopatra (VII, the seventh with that name but the only one who can go without a number to us in the modern world) than Cleopatra is to us (3,000 years versus 2000 years, give or take). Breathtaking.

The professor is definitely a homer/enthusiastic on the topic, and he has this way of repeating words to emphasize or underline his thoughts. It sounds like it would have been annoying, but it was not, actually. And I watched the last two lectures, and I can say that he was better to listen to than to watch. Part of that is that it’s an older series, even older than 2003–not only does the voiceover stock narrator talk about these tapes, but the lecturer himself calls them tapes. And it’s of the cinematography of pretending he’s lecturing to a crowd, which means he’s standing at a lectern and looking at students who are not there, only occasionally looking at the camera. Other ones I’ve seen, including Lost Worlds of South America and a set on watching movies that I’ve not finished because I was watching them–those were made with the DVD viewer in mind. But: I don’t mind because I’m fortunate enough to have an old vehicle which accepts DVDs and will play the audio from them without bothering me with the video. Man, I’m going to miss that when I’m gone.

It reinforced a bit from what I gleaned from Origins of Great Ancient Civilizations and even Our Oriental Heritage (which remaind the only volume of the Story of Civilization which I’ve actually read, although I’m going to revisit the partially read second volume real soon, I hope). Egypt got an early start with its civilization and the benefit of the regular overflowing of the Nile, but that early opulence didn’t help it in the long run when the hungrier groups from less providential environments started showing up. But, man, it did quite blossom in those early days, and Professor Brier is just the man to tell you about it.

Unlike some English literature courses that I’ve listened to, I’m not ready to rush out and buy primary texts or join the societies mentioned in the conclusion lecture. But if I stumble upon them in the wild, I might pick them up. And, briefly, until the knowledge is overwritten by nothing at all, I know some basics and can talk about Hatshepsut, Akhenaten, Nefertiti, Tutankhamen, and Ramses a bit, and I know the differences between who was buried in pyramids and who was buried in the Valley of the Kings, and I can tell the difference between some of the relative dynasties. However, since there’s not going to be a test, I’m afraid that most of this will be forgotten by the time the next trivia night rolls around. Not that history questions come up in trivia nights these days.

It’s funny, or sad, about how quickly these things roll out of my mind. I guess repeated exposure over time will help cement things–such as reading Our Oriental Heritage in 2023 and listening to Origins of Great Ancient Civilizations in 2019 and now this course. And if you linger on LinkedIn as any hustler or underemployed tech person is wont to do, you see lots of messages about continuing to learn, continuing to educate yourself, etc. But it’s always in practical and artificial professional things. Chasing certifications, and so on. I get the sense that being able to kinda talk about the Old Kingdom, Middle Kingdom, and New Kingdom and to talk about the fact that The Valley of Kings has no pyramids in it doesn’t count. Too bad it’s what I find interesting. Too bad for me, perhaps.

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