Brian J.’s Recycler Tour, Hair Metal Edition

From this day in 2012:

Brian J. Noggle thinks he can find the hidden meaning in the hourly scrambled patterns of Europe-Bon Jovi-Motley Crue-Poison on the Sonic Tap Hair Guitar Channel. He thinks the Gen X Illuminati use it to communicate amongst themselves.

Wait a minute: Nelson’s “(I Can’t Live Without Your) Love and Affection” means they’re changing cypher keys.

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