You know, I have not done a 5K in a while, so I am definitely not up for this: Proposed Ozark Run Scenic Byway to unite communities and highlight Ozarks region.
My god, how many hundreds of miles is that?
UPDATE: I have just been handed a note. Apparently, this is not a run run; instead, Ozark Run is the proposed name of the tax spending entity or something. Still, I had better take it easy.