I don’t know why I thought of this joke whilst sitting on the pool deck watching my youngest jumping off the diving board.
But I did.
I know, it requires knowledge of Roman history as well as understanding that large cats are called chonkers on the Internet for some reason. To be honest, I could explain the former to you better than the latter.
I know, I could have used Vittles instead of Victuals, but for some reason the slang variant did not come to mind immediately come to mind even though Tender Vittles was a cat food brand back in the day. But I am a snob.
At any rate, I hope you chuckled. Or, as the kids of the Internet say, LOLed.