My favorite of the bunch?
“A French magazine printed my obituary. How did I die? I dunno, it was in French.”
– Motorhead’s Lemmy Kilmister
Although this matches my feelings on nu metal for the most part:
“Adding rap to rock music is a bit like taking the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen to a plastic surgeon, then asking him to give her a penis.”
– Manowar’s Karl Logan.
To be honest, I only recognize some of the names because I read Louder than Hell. I AM A POSER.
