The new bags of Morton System Saver II water softener pellets come in new, easier handling packaging!
Of course, that’s 25 pound bag of pellets for the same price as the old, awkward 40 pound bag.
You know, designers and copywriters can sleep at night. They’re not really lying. They’re just putting the best face forward on a corporate decision.
Me, on the other hand, I’m just a consumer. I have to deal with this nonexistent inflation. If only I were the type of person influenced by exclamation points, perhaps I’d be a happier person.