A Tweet Like That Gets Your House Searched

I was all going to post a tweet that said:

I just read one of my favorite author’s books. I am so glad I burglarized his house.

But I thought the better of it.

In the 21st century, that sort of joke might get your house searched.

Instead, I’ll post it here with the context of the joke so to lower the chances it will trigger law enforcement automatic social media scrapers to 40%.