Ladies and gentlemen, the Thomas Kinkade & John Deere Illuminated Christmas Village.
The only way to up-schlock this item would be to put a USS Enterprise in the sky above it or put little Precious Moment figures in it somewhere.
UPDATE: John indicates the link doesn’t work. Forget about that and see what I saw advertised initially: the Thomas Kinkade & John Deere Sleigh Bell Ornament Set.
Now, imagine how much more awesome it would be if it had something Dale Earnhardt about it.
The link is down.
I think they updated the catalog last night, since it now has the item I saw advertised in a magazine which is even more awesome than the thing I linked to initially.
All it needs to complete the ambiance is a Bushmaster logo.