Juxt Suppose

Two tabs in my browser today hold the following stories right next to each other.

Lingerie model runs one of world’s largest drug gangs, according to police:

An international arrest warrant has been issued for the 30-year-old, who is suspected of recruiting beautiful women and using them to move drugs to Europe and North America.

Many of these women are believed to be other lingerie and glamour models who compete in international beauty pageants, whom Valencia describes as “unsuspicious, beautiful angels”.

(Link courtesy of Dustbury.)

What’s really behind the departure of Desiree Rogers from Obama’s White House:

And today….

…the weeding began. Desiree Rogers, the White House Social Secretary who was such a close Chicago pal of both Obama and his wife Michelle, is gone as of next month.

(Link seen on Instapundit.)

No connection between the two stories, of course, except a sniggering conspiracy theory in the making. Or maybe a plot for a paperback novel.