Some of you don’t have me on Facebook, and by “Some of you,” I mean those searching for newscasters’ legs, so you’ve missed a couple of my Valentine’s Day humor. Presented below is a dramatic recreation of the things my Facebook friends have enjoyed:
Brian J. Noggle has rhymed “shop light” with “Hoplite” in this Valentine’s Day sonnet, but it’s to Victor Davis Hanson, so it’s cool.
Brian J. Noggle is having the hardest time making the rat on his homemade “I’d Push The Button That Gave Me Pellets of You Until I Died” Valentine’s Day card look right.
Brian J. Noggle thinks his son does a pretty good Kim du Toit impression for a three-year-old.
I guess the last does not really apply to Valentine’s Day, and, frankly, it’s hard to capture a child doing a South African accent in mere words.
It never occurred to me to look for newscasters’ legs on Facebook. Which shows you what a rank amateur I really am, I suppose.