Great minds move in tandem? Who knows?
All I know is that Inaniloquent and Dustbury both mentioned the Champaign County Rifle Association‘s Burma Shavesque signs yesterday.
What are the odds of that?
Serendipity?
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Disextinction
Scientists flip over new dolphin:
A NEW, dinkum, species of dolphin has been found living in the crystal waters of the Great Barrier Reef.
The Australian snubfin dolphin, or orcaella heinsohni, was originally believed to be the Irrawaddy dolphin, found in coastal waters and rivers in Asia and northern Australia.
But James Cook University Townsville marine researcher Isabel Beasley said yesterday investigations carried out in collaboration with Dr Peter Arnold from the Museum of Tropical Queensland revealed enough differences to identify the mammal as a new species.
When species die out, the environmentalists blame humans. So do we get credit for new species?
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Supply and Demand Strike Fear In IT Hearts
Could a computer coding job paying just $15 per hour signal something’s wrong with the tech world?
A generation of IT workers have come into the marketplace assuming that they’re due exorbitant salaries. So if the salaries fall, their world ends, and so must ours, they project:
Even so, the ad’s wage does make one wonder if guest worker visas and the rise of offshoring are undermining U.S. tech careers–and by extension threatening the country’s tech leadership.
Ho hum. You know what killed US automotive manufacturing leadership? Giant corporations and unionized employees who made the enterprise cost ineffective. If United States born developers price themselves out of the market, whose fault is that?
Oh, yeah: the government or the Other.
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SUMMER OF THE ALLIGATOR!
Wilmington Man Attacked by Alligator in Lake!
Granted, the alligators remain behind the pit bulls and the sharks in the standings, but the summer’s not yet half over.
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Three Steps Not Given
2 dead in apparent murder-suicide:
It seemed like a regular night at Mr. Frog’s Bar on Brewster Avenue before a gunman entered about 6 p.m. Saturday, police said.
His first shot hit a man in the head. Then the woman he was dancing with and the gunman were fatally shot. Police, who have not released the victims’ names, are investigating the incident as a murder-suicide and have no suspects.
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Steinberg Blames Republicans for Kelo
Isn’t that what I should make of this?
Nowadays, intrusive government is a liberal worry. Between the Patriot Act and the Supreme Court deciding that any claque of local official can, at their whim, seize your house and give it to his brother-in-law to develop into a Starbucks, Democrats have inherited the difficult task of keeping our leaders from seizing control of an ever-increasing slice of our lives.
I think I am having vapors. Someone wave a beer under my nose to revive me.
The man once called me a genuis. Just so you know what his standards really are.
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Someone Understands Mass Transit
The transportation columnist at the St. Louis Post-Dispatch (transportation columnist?) compares light rail to buses:
So for $550 million, here’s how many more buses Metro could have put on the road every day of the year for 16 hours a day: 241 new bus routes for five years; 120 bus routes for 10 years; 80 bus routes for 15 years; or 60 for 20 years.
So why does the government prefer light rail schemes to buses?
But Metro says about half of the passengers who ride MetroLink make between $50,000 and $75,000 a year. Only 17 percent of bus riders make that much. In fact, more than half of them make less than $15,000.
Quite so.
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Book Report: Chosen Prey by John Sandford (2001)
This bookis the second of the three that I have inherited from my aunt and all three are well along in the series. I’m glad I read the preceding book, Easy Prey, since that book begins with some characterization of the main character and his relationship with his team.
Chosen Prey jumps right into the chaotic world of Lucas Davenport and his special Minneapolis police team. Well, no, it starts with a quick insight into the mind of the named criminal, a sex fiend academic (do I repeat myself?) named James Qatar who likes to do kinky things to artsy blondes and then kill them. We know this in the first chapter, because the semi-omniscient narrator follows Qatar to a tryst.
So the book is a race between Qatar and the police, who must track him down before he kills again. Or at least must stop him before he depopulates Minnesota and western Wisconsin.
The book’s pace captures the nature of the frantic team investigation captained by Davenport. His personal life interrupts, as his True Love and recently (Easy Prey) returned Weather wants to have a child and marry Lucas. The sub plotline would detract had I not read the preceding book and known who she was and why this was different or difficult for Davenport.
It’s an okay turn for a series book, but I’d hardly recommend it as the first in the series, as the author expects the reader to be familiar with the characters. Heck, I probably missed most of the inside humor. On his worst day, McBain does a better police procedural and characterizes the familiar so even the uninitiated can pick up on them. Sandford doesn’t, and he doesn’t seem to try. Of course, this isn’t much of a police procedural, either, since the main character is at a high level and although he does do some interrogation himself, he’s also a millionaire zipping around in a Porsche (when the weather’s good) and a deputy chief with all the resources of the police department at his disposal. So it’s not so much a police procedural as as a simple suspense page turner.
So Sandford’s no Ed McBain, but no one really can hold a candle to that. He’s no Randisi either, and he actually suffers from that particular comparison. Unless he really is Randisi in a different pseudonym.
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Blogger Problem
Wow, it looks as though each post I put up yesterday overwrote the preceding entry, so instead of 3 posts, you only get the last one, and that’s not without some work since Blogger wants to overwrite it with this post.
Allow me to assure you that you are definitely missing out on a lot of my eloquence, but rest assured that the only post that displays for yesterday is in fact probably the best.
I guess I shall have to return to the habit of saving all of my posts outside of Blogger. Again.
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Hearsay
Here’s what some are saying and how that’s headline material for the St. Louis Post-Dispatch:
- Both sides fear “stealth” nominee, observers say
One wonders what observers these are. International appointment observers? Professional observers? I know it doesn’t include me, because the Post-Dispatch never asked. But then, citizens are not engaged observers and independent thinkers. They’re children to whom the press must explain things like they really are, not how they are portrayed on Fox News.
- Ranchers don’t always report cattle diseases, some say
Some ranchers? Some cattle diseases? No, wait, the “some” does refer to ranchers. Some ranchers say the other ranchers do illegal things. Why would businessmen say ill things about their competitors? Who cares, it’s news!
- Man kills himself after standoff, police say
Of course, the Post-Dispatch wants you to know that what follows is only the police story; actually, it’s entirely possible that the police shot him dead with his own gun or that a Republican strangled the man and staged the whole crime to cover it up and used illegal capitalist profit to buy off the police. So of course the police would say it was attempted murder-successful suicide.
- Iran’s president-elect wasn’t hostage taker, ex-secret agent says
Of course, that’s Saeed Hajjarian, a top adviser to outgoing President Mohammad Khatami, so we have an Iranian ex-secret agent defending the newly-minted (and not elected) Iranian president. But the Post-Dispatch has conveyed as much gravitas as it can on the report by noting that
it’s a secret agent and someone who would know. Theirs, ours, it’s all the same to the St. Louis Post-Dispatch. - Vote fraud verdict won’t change results of Nov. 2 election, officials say
Of course not, as a Democrat was elected. However, the story only seems to quote one official, and he says “I think it would be really difficult for a losing candidate to get a judge to overrule the election code,” which is a far sight from won’t. Perhaps the other officials said won’t. Perhaps it was just the headline writer.
So does the St. Louis Post-Dispatch include or alter the “x says” portion of its headlines to flavor the following story? Eh, who knows. All I know is that they waste an awful lot of words on he-said, she-said, they-said.
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Book Report: The Long Valley by John Steinbeck (1938)
This book collects a number of John Steinbeck short stories. They’re centered around the Salinas Valley in California, and I feel a little more connection with them and the topography that Steinbeck describes since we visited northern California this year. Suddenly, I understand mountains at the edge of the ocean.
Steinbeck’s writing is accessible enough for modern readers steeped in commercial fiction (like me) to grasp. James Joyce, Benjy Campson, and all the tangled verbiage artists have done more to drive readers away from any literary fiction than Steinbeck or Hemingway could hope to save.
I find Steinbeck’s style a little disengaging, although easy to read, and it can take me a while to get into a rhythm where I appreciate the characters and want to find out what happens next. In Steinbeck’s novels, this doesn’t pose difficulty other than the initial start-up costs of turning the first few dozen pages by discipline. However, with short stories, you have to start over with a new character or set of characters. So a number of stories just don’t work.
However, the last set of stories features the same set of characters, so I was able to plunge, enjoyably, through the last quarter of the book.
So I enjoyed the book, but not unabashedly. But this completes my hardback study of Steinbeck spurred by the purchase of a set of these hardback editions at an estate sale two years ago. Although I still have East of Eden in paperback, I don’t know how quickly I will get to it.
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US Imperialists Attack Sovereign Comet
Deep Impact Spacecraft Ready for Mission:
A NASA spacecraft was speedily closing in on its target Friday, a comet scientists hope to smash open this weekend, producing celestial fireworks for the Independence Day weekend.
Finally, we’re an interplanetary hegemon! Woo!
Perhaps I’ll have to retool the t-shirt:
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Balance
The St. Louis Post-Dispatch demonstrates balance in this article: Reverse mortgages can be a godsend or a curse to the elderly. Unfortunately, the balance is only in the ill-written headline.
It sits atop an otherwise evenhanded explanation of the reverse mortgage, including a number of anecdotes of people whom the instrument has helped, coupled with a financial advisor who explains some of the risks involved.
Where’s the curse besides the headline?
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Kelover
City forces out 2 downtown businesses: Action follows high court ruling on eminent domain:
Last week’s U.S. Supreme Court ruling approving a Connecticut city’s plan to take private land by eminent domain may seem far away.
But to John Revelli, whose family has operated a tire shop near downtown Oakland for decades, the implications hit home on Friday.
A team of contractors hired by the city of Oakland packed the contents of his small auto shop in a moving van and evicted Revelli from the property his family has owned since 1949.
“I have the perfect location; my customers who work downtown can drop off their cars and walk back here,” said Revelli, 65, pointing at the nearby high- rises. “The city is taking it all away from me to give someone else. It’s not fair.”
The city of Oakland, using eminent domain, seized Revelli Tire and the adjacent property, owner-operated Autohouse, on 20th Street between Telegraph and San Pablo avenues on Friday and evicted the longtime property owners, who have refused to sell to clear the way for a large housing development.
It’s not fair, but late trends in our governance indicate that it’s more fair for some than others.
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Philosophical Question
If you, like, bust a vampire in the mouth and skin your knuckles on its teeth, are you in danger of becoming a vampire?
Please let me know within the next night or so. Thanks.
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Update Your Scoreboards
Pit Bulls: 19
Sharks: 6.
The Sharks are really pouring it on and could mount a comeback!
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Must We Resort to Name Calling?
Juvenile division missing $13,152.
As reported by the Busybody division, no doubt.
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The Obvious Replacement
Who better to replace Sandra Day O’Connor than Daniel Day-Lewis?
It keeps the Day parity on the court, which is vitally important, since the judiciousness and meaningful career are less important to opposition forces than trivia.
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Misleading Headline of the Day
Minn. Government Shuts Down; 9,000 Jobless.
Jobless? Hardly. It’s not as though the Minnesota government will not come back. It should be Minn. Government Shuts Down; 9,000 On Unscheduled Paid Vacation.
But how would that play out the evolving epic of governments tearing dollars from the hands of the little guy?
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The St. Lawrence Seaway Is Ours!
The Canadians can no longer adequately defend it:
The navy is back down to one working submarine.
Of the four used subs Canada acquired from Britain for $891 million, Halifax’s HMCS Windsor is the only one that can go to sea. HMCS Victoria has stopped sailing from its British Columbia base and will go into an extended docking work period next month that will last almost two years.
“We have no choice,” said Lieut. Diane Grover of navy public affairs.
We had better strike now. The Canadians will enter the 20th century in a matter of months. Well, 30 or 40:
The navy expects to see its first sub fully operational and able to fire torpedoes by 2009.
BTW, Happy Canada Day to all of my Canadian readers. Enjoy your first of July celebration while you can, before we subjugate you and force you to celebrate the fourth of July with us.
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