Why did a hottie take up with a down-on-his-English-degree printing press operator like me?
Because chicks dig sardonic humor and classical allusions, apparently.
Remember, Googlers, when you’re trying to figure out how to attract hot women
, the answer is read more Shakespeare.
Don’t forget extreme intelligence and the ability to use big words without breaking a sweat.
My dream relationship is with a scientist. Preferrably one with an accent and a streak of sarcasm.
Oh hey wait.. I already have that. PERFECT. LOL
I’ll believe this when Angelina dumps Brad in favor of someone who can tell jokes about Beowulf.
Brad Pitt went to a very good high school, so perhaps he’s classically educated. After all, Kickapoo High School in Springfield, Missouri, also matriculated my hottie.