Why did a hottie take up with a down-on-his-English-degree printing press operator like me?
Because chicks dig sardonic humor and classical allusions, apparently.
Remember, Googlers, when you’re trying to figure out how to attract hot women, the answer is read more Shakespeare.
Don’t forget extreme intelligence and the ability to use big words without breaking a sweat.
My dream relationship is with a scientist. Preferrably one with an accent and a streak of sarcasm.
Oh hey wait.. I already have that. PERFECT. LOL
I’ll believe this when Angelina dumps Brad in favor of someone who can tell jokes about Beowulf.
Brad Pitt went to a very good high school, so perhaps he’s classically educated. After all, Kickapoo High School in Springfield, Missouri, also matriculated my hottie.