Whereas I am known for pronouncing wary as war-y because it has the word right in it and because I’ve been known to pronounce vapid and rabid as vay-pid and ray-bid because they come from vapor and rabies,
Let it be known that hereafter, I shall pronounce diplomat as DIPLOMAt because it has the word diploma right in it.
Ah, the things that come to me at 2:30 in the morning instead of sleep.
