On February 18, 2016, I quipped:
When the little old lady threw her shoulder into me, knocked me off my chair, and took my ten of hearts, I realized it wasn’t a misprint: we were really playing contact bridge.
Also, on February 18, 2020, when I was taking a triathlon class at the YMCA, I said:
I kick through wood better than I kick through water.
Given how few martial arts classes I’ve had in the last year, this might no longer be true.