This story was making the Internet rounds (like this Instapundit post last month: Florida Metal Musician Turns Uncle’s Skeleton Into ‘Skelecaster’ Guitar.
Today, as I was preparing lunch, I came up with just the perfect quip for it:
Players usually lute the bodies.
I had just put on a lute music record at the time.
Too bad I didn’t do that last month, when the quip would have been timely.