“Agreeing to Meet Them In Dark Parking Garage” Not On List

I’m actually not sure if that’s true or not, as I did not click through on this ad:

I get it: it’s stock photography, and it doesn’t really offer anything but a sort-of pretty face to draw your attention.

But, still. I put some effort into the stock photos I select for various things (which are few and far between). But I am not a bot.