A new Uber service called UberJog promises to let you call an expert runner to go on a run on your behalf.
Although, to be honest, I’d prefer a service that does the swimming portion of a triathlon for you. I’ve got one coming up in three weeks, and I’m ill prepared for it. As I have been for the last two Tiger Triathlons in Republic.
And while we’re on the subject, here’s a bit of satire I shared on Facebook:
I see via Mr. Hill that I was not alone in my macabre humor.