Be Careful That Your Internet Translation Does Not Start A Reign of Unholy Terror

Facebook is very cautious. It thinks this is German:

Translated to English by Facebook, this text says:

That, as you know, gentle reader who probably also delves into eldritch tomes by the mad Arab, is not the real translation, which is:

In his house at R’lyeh, dread Cthulhu waits dreaming.

I was finta say that Facebook is being overly cautious here in hiding the meaning of unholy phrases, and that Big Tech is a conspiracy to keep this knowledge from the masses, and that no dictionary sites offer pronunciations for these words to help those who’ve only read them, but….

never mind.

Every time you watch that video, you strengthen the cult magic that seeks to raise the Great Old One.

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