I Don’t Want To Make You Feel Old, Young Man….

but those Spider-Man 3 sheets that you’re about to outgrow are from two whole cinematic reboots of the franchise ago.

The last reboot didn’t even make it to a third movie (and, to be honest, I skipped that whole reboot).

Time will tell if the current Spider-Man makes it to a third film before Marvel alienates its core fandom completely or the kid who plays Spider-Man grows up.