Ever since my children were little, I’ve tried to instill in them good habits in crossing parking lots. Keep your head on a swivel, watch for the white lights in the red, and so on.
And whenever I saw a car in motion, I would say, “Be advised there are fast boomers inbound.”
Daddy was misquoting a line from Forrest Gump:
The actual line is “This is Strongarm. Be advised your fast movers are inbound at this time.”
Ah, well, if they haven’t learned by now, let them see now that their father is imperfect.
Also, I don’t want to make you feel old, old man, but Forrest Gump is 25 years old now.
In my defense, I probably haven’t seen it in 20 years, which explains the misquoting.
