Every week, our church has a Children’s Bulletin with puzzles aligned with the message to preoccupy young people in the service.
This week, children were invited to help align the Stargate so Jesus could go free the Israelites from their slavery under the space-god Ra:
Well, that’s what it looks like to a certain kind of science fiction fan/fellow who always wanted to be more like James Spader.
I guess in reality, the children are supposed to skip to every something letter to spell out a bible verse.
