In advance of a pool party this weekend, we picked up a couple of theme-oriented pool noodles from the dollar store.
Each of which had this set of warnings on them:
Caution: This is not a lifesaving device. Do not leave child unattended while in use. Adult supervision required. Submerged product, once released, may propel out of water and strike face or eyes.
Retain information and keep for your records.
Do I file that under P for pool or N for noodle? I wish the instructions were more specific.