Mine says, “People admire you and trust you for your lack of ego. Now’s the perfect time to steal their valuables… or perhaps their hearts?”
My favorite is Groundhog Day, of course. However, I think I’m still more a bad Phil than a good Phil, but I’m only part way through the ten thousand years’ of days.
Another favorite, The Man Who Knew Too Little, might say more truth about me than Groundhog Day any way.
(Link via Friar.)