I found an article called Top 5 places for a Wisconsin cheese pilgrimage.
You know how I can tell it’s not a real top list? It does not include Mars Cheese Castle.
Instead, it identifies five places all in Monroe, Wisconsin to visit.
Given all the cheese in Wisconsin, this seems a rather tightly focused list. Almost as though the “journalist” merely regurgitated a list of places from a Monroe Chamber of Commerce brochure.
Not that there’s anything wrong with Monroe, Wisconsin, or its effective outreach that has gleaned national attention.
But, come on. All five destinations are in the same town? Who would fall for that? Right. People not from Wisconsin. Who read the newspaper.