Wherein Brian J. Double-Taps Your Youth

I humbly and somewhat numbly present Mary Lou Retton advertising adult diapers:

Mary Lou Retton too grown up

Bonus old man points if you look at a woman in a Depend ad and think, “She’s still kinda cute.”

I’d submit this to the Other McCain’s Rule 5 round-up for the week, but I have to much low-level respect for the unsuspecting Internet.