A Rousing Anthem Extolling Cannibalism

“Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor.

Let’s go to the tape:

The chorus is what?

And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he’s watching us all with the
Eye of the tiger

The textual evidence is right there: He’s stalking his prey in the night, and he’s watching us.

The whole thing is some sort of post-apocalyptic fantasy about long pork.

The next time you’re at a ball game or something and this song comes on, take note of the people who pump their fists and sing along. In the event of societal collapse, watch them very, very closely.

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