I moved from the city to a small town to get away from just this sort of violence:
Authorities say the woman was standing in a service station parking lot in Ellisville when two deer ran through the lot. One of them ran into the woman, knocking her to the ground.
This was just part of the deer and his gang of malcreants’ crime spree, which also includes an apparent B-and-E.
(Jeez, I make light of his, but I hope the vic gets well and the perp makes a tasty sausage.)
(Also note that we’ll see a wave of crime and insurrection not seen in this country in 200 years if the deer align themselves with the emus.)