Noggle Knows How To Please Danica

Advice to Trog: If you really want to make Danica Patrick, log into your Go Daddy account.

Here, on the home page, she’s slightly amused with you:

Danica Patrick is amused with you.

Then, after you log in, she smiles more broadly, as though you’d done something clever:

Danica Patrick thinks you're clever.

Take note, Trog.