The Funniest Sentence I’ve Written All Day

I don’t care who you are or where you’re from, but if you’re from Wisconsin, you idolize Vince Lombardi, or you’re a heretic.

Followed closely by:

He coached the Green Bay Packers, the small-market blue collar National Football League (fútbol norteamericano, not soccer, you international readers) and led them to something like 14 annual championships in 8 years. He was that good.

Both from my other review of Run To Daylight, entitled "Management Lessons from Vince Lombardi".