A satellite falling from space, like Skylab in 1979? Seriously?
This one is probably not even his fault, but when it rains, flaming technology wreckage literally falls from the sky.
Where were you when Skylab came down? Me, I was nine, living in the projects and already I just knew that the space station was going to land on me. My fatalism is not a recent thing, gentle reader. I’ve been steadily improving it for decades.