Children’s Shows Would Be Better with More Weapons and Tactics

MfBJN Studios is gearing up to produce these improved children’s shows:

  • Dragoon Tales
  • Veggie Flails
  • Yo Glaive-Guisarme!
  • Claymore the Biig Red Sword
  • Dora the Exploder

Frankly, any one of them could teach children better life lessons than they’d get from a steady diet of PBS “Everyone Is The Same, Even When They’re Different” pap.