After 16 Years, He Should Be All Wet

Democrat Dave Coonrod has served as Greene County’s Presiding Commissioner for 16 years. I don’t know who thought this was a good idea:

Dave Coonrod: He's Learning The Ropes

He’s still not afraid to learn the job? After your first decade in a job, maybe you ought to know it a little. By the end of your fourth term, perhaps you should know it pretty well indeed.

And, jeez, does his wife know he’s making a mess of his slacks like that? I hate to think of what kind of shoes he’s got in there. I’d have to come home barefoot and in my undershorts with some story about how I got accosted by a naked man with a gun on the run or something after a photoshoot like that.

2 thoughts on “After 16 Years, He Should Be All Wet

  1. I’d have to come home barefoot and in my undershorts with some story about how I got accosted by a naked man with a gun on the run or something after a photoshoot like that.

    An oddly specific excuse. Should I get the sense that you wife has a similar funny/disturbing story to tell about you?

  2. Those records have been sealed and would only be opened in the event that I ran for office against a Democrat.

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