Exclusive! Must credit MfBJN!
- Christine O’Donnell once wrote bad poetry about how misunderstood she was and/or how much she loved someone!
- Christine O’Donnell once played Dungeons and Dragons!
- And she played a paladin! Everyone knows girls can’t play paladins!
- Christine O’Donnell once posted on an Internet gun forum touting the quality of Taurus handguns!
- Christine O’Donnell once said that the Washington Redskins were in the state of Washington!
- Christine O’Donnell once smoked a joint! It was part of the chicken wing. AND SHE LIKED IT!
- Christine O’Donnell is not a real brunette! She is a redhead who is trying to pass as normal.
Watch for more breaking truths as I invent them!
